Post Graduation: An Erotic Novel

[Mad Meat]

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lmfao, he is one of my favourite member

[RobHalford]

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lmfao, he is one of my favourite member

Funny, you're not one of mine.

[lenko]

"Egoraptor your man-sausage looks rather kawaii in the glistening transcendant moonlight" rtil complimented his fellow man on his exquisite genitals, "Mmm, like a big ol' lollipop. May I say.....it's truly awesome!" and so Mr. Miller started to suck on Ego's mighty member. Not only that, he just had to stick a finger in chocolate valley.

"rtil....your head is so big....let's try and fit all my dick in there" yelped egoraptor as rtil worked his magic, suckin' up and down sensually. Swain had left his MP3 player on the ground, out of the tinny speakers played the theme tune to the terminator. A fitting soundtrack for a perfect evening.

"Oh god....I think I'm gonna....." yelped Ego. Rtil just had to withdraw for a moment and became super saiyan, his hair turning a crisp golden brown and his dick growing by 12 centimetres! Wow! Now rtil's dick was 12 centimetres long!

"Heh. Not a bad move." smirked Ego as he performed a similar trick and turned Bankai (translator's note: Bankai is a super-saiyan ripoff in the manga (translator's note, manga means Japanese comic) 'Bleach', a comic about detergent apparently). The two opposed each other, cocks in hand, and then suddenly.....

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[lenko]

wow! thanks bug for a lovely picture.

[mishkamash]

lmfao bug

[Flash]

lmfaooo
a pic is worth a thousand words guys

[lenko]

[jjjjjjjjjj]

thank you bug this made my night i could barely see it because they were using bleach at work and it was blinding my eyes and i cried but now my tears are no longer tears of pain they are tears of joy

[whoareyou]

Why did you make me look so fat in the pic...?

[shura]

lmaoooo i was waiting for this pic!!! i was about to draw it myself

[lenko]

"I can feel it coming over me, I feel it all around me
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, it's my DESTINY!"

This song signalled the Swain's return, as he jumped into the flirtatous, sexually tense scene. "Hey Ego, you and me have unfinished business" he yelled and pointed at the "awesome" creator, and then ran over to him. Before Ego could remove his hand from his dick, he could already feel the Swain's lengthly dong up his ass! Swain was mad with lust! And he was jamming it in like no tomorrow! rtil could only stare in awe.

"Such power....no wonder....." rtil had an internal monologue as Swain thrusted his package into Egoraptor. Rtil was so turned on that even his erection had an erection! Wow! Brilliant.

"Rtil baby, why you standing there? Lend me a hand!" Swain cried out. And rtil lent him a hand alright, as he jammed his fingers up Swain's ass and jerked off with his other hand. What a sight this must be to the unsuspecting eye.

And so the orgy began. Balls were licked, dicks were sucked, and asses were invaded! Swain tenderly carressed Ego's sausage before shoving it between rtil's buttcheeks to make a metaphorical 'hot dog'. The chaos! The sex! It was all happening right here, right now ladies and gentlemen. But then Swain had to go ruin it.

"Heh, I'm easily the best at this. You're a one-trick pony rtil, sure your four-finger jam is impressive, but only for the first time. And Ego, heh, let's just say that you must be relying on size to matter and nothing else! You've just got no flow!

Were Ego and rtil's sex skills being dissed? For serious? Oh snap.

The pair drew their zanpakutos.

TO BE CONTINUED

[BloodyCheery]

Post Graduation, #1 in Oprah's Book Club and soon to be a RedTube major motion picture.

Keep up the good work guys!

[jjjjjjjjjj]

nonezop mrscriblam says hell do the next part

[jjjjjjjjjj]

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[DrRumack]

special guest mista scriblam here with da chaptah
Rtil and Ego, both harder than a snake that's been fed rats full of concrete, pounced in an attempt to slapchop the shit out of swain. However, being the insane motherfucker he is, Swain jumped right into action, wielding only a NG themed extra large Dildo. He was ready to show them how to really do it.

Rtil got the first strike, cutting off swain's beautiful milky nipples which he had been fantasizing about since they first rubbed against his pasty back. However, there was no time to mourn the godly pecks, for Swain had just stuck the dildo straight up rtil's pocky-palace without so much as a greeting card. Rtil had a look of absolute pain on his face that made swain get off faster than sonic, and sonic is pretty fast if you didn't know.

Egoraptor saw this revelation, and while it got his chili dog juicy and firm as well, he wasn't about to let some stiff faced fuckhead get away with dissing his dick. He took his blade and sliced Swain's big booty bumper clean off.

Swain, no longer preoccupied with destroying rtil's once petite pooper, began to scream in pain, which gave everyone a little extra cream in the éclair. Swain, aware that his last few seconds were upon him, attempted to pull out a line from his list of eighties catchphrases, but the list was in his now missing pants, so he said the one thing he knew for sure.

"YOU'RE... [size=][size=]JUST...[/size][/size][size=]JEALOUS......"[/size] he moaned as he stumbled around, which is surprisingly more difficult without an ass.

He fell to the ground, his halfinch dick progressively shrinking into nothingness.
Rtil and Ego spontaneously and simultaneously came ten gallons upon his assless corpse.

[Ukinojoe]

Swain "The Brain" McCain

[lenko]

"Oh God..." whimpered rtil. "What have we done, Ego?"

"We did what any sane man would do when faced with a mighty beast, my darling" Ego consoled his partner as he softly carressed his scrotum (Ego called this the 'Scrote stroker'). Ego's ruby lips glistened in the moonlight, and he pulled rtil in for a kiss. A magical, fairy-tale kiss...their tongues entwined, they just had to do it for proper! Ego grabbed rtil's dick and shoved it in his ear. "Don't knock it until you've tried it!" said Ego, defending the odd phenomenon of ear-sex.

Minutes later, rtil was jammin' it up Ego's mud farm. His squelchy ass cheeks squelched in the cold dark night, as rtil pumped away like a mastodon. I don't know how Mastodons pump, but I'm pretty sure it'd be similar to how rtil was taking Ego up the pudding shaft! Then, rtil had a great idea. Rtil had a wonderful, erotic idea!

"Ego my kawaii bishie" he moaned. "Put these on" he commanded as he passed his fellow cartoonist a pair of rollerblades. "I wish to remake Metropolis Circuit and upload it to Newgrounds...however instead we will be the characters and we will have sex whilst skating!" Wow! Rtil you kinky fucker! Ego's boner was so big that it went into his head! "Ow! I think I just poked my brain!" laughed Ego.

The two skated off into the night, but first they decided to have a romantic meal and barbequed the Swain...however, a mysterious figure was following them....

[shura]

whenever i read lenko's parts i imagine them being narrated in a british accent

[xXChad_WardenXx]

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[lenko]

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