stoner thread

Philip K Dick · June 2, 2009 04:22 AM

in this thread we can talk about all the drugs we eat

dont post here if you have nothing to contribute

rtil · June 2, 2009 04:23 AM

i don't smoke weed but i support its legalization

lenko · June 2, 2009 04:28 AM

da best weed i had was when i totally zoned out and my eyes were focusing on nothing but the TV

seriously my body was just completely motionless for nearly half an hour

texas · June 2, 2009 04:33 AM

everyone join the smoke weed all day clan where all we do is smoke weed all day
requirements: must smoke weed all day

ansel · June 2, 2009 04:38 AM

Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization

basically this, ever pothead I ever met was really chill and actually balanced their shit out with the rest of their lives. asdghsdgfhgff

billy · June 2, 2009 06:36 AM

Quote from: anselevery pothead I ever met was really chill and actually balanced their shit out with the rest of their lives.

you obviously haven't met a lot of potheads

and who could blame you, annoying potheads are the most annoying people on earth

my fucking annoying pothead suitemate's fucking annoying pothead friend: "hey billy-mann... how's it goin... (walks into my room) ... woah what're you doin man... (touches something) woah man that's tight... hey man mind if i crash on the couch tonight...?" (AND PLAY MY PS3 ON MY HUGE TV ALL NIGHT AND ALL MORNING AND FOREVER UNTIL I TOOK ALL MY SHIT OUT OF THE COMMON AREA BECAUSE FUCK EM)

LIKE EVERY NIGHT BUT WHAT SHOULD I SAY, GET A FUCKING JOB AND YOUR OWN LEGAL RESIDENCE??

god damn smelly unkempt nasty piles of pothead shit. all of my fucking annoying pothead suitemate's friends are fucking annoying potheads too. even the girls-- it's hard to believe how unattractive an attractive girl could be, but hanging around with idiot potheads who think they're chill really makes a girl look like a crackwhore.

man he keeps getting high in his room and turning on every fan in the common area's kitchen thinking that it will make the entire suite smell less like weed. NOPE, it just drives me fucking mad because there are a billion fans blasting away. WHRRRRRRRR.

and then one day i heard a knock at the door. "WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?" i jokingly yell. i open the door to see two cops. whoops, wrong joke for the situation. they ask me who lives here and who's here right now before telling me, "I think you know why we're here..."

I respond terrified, "uh, no, i don't think so..."

"Your roommate smokes marijuana."

"OH! HAHA YEA HE DOES TAKE HIM AWAY OFF WITH HIS HEAD FUCKEM"

turns out he got high and drove around and hit a girl who was walking to class with his car.

jjjjjjjjjj · June 2, 2009 06:50 AM

all my friends were potheads now they arent graduating with me to highschool
also my friend liked to lace coke into his pot and has gotten to the point where like he has to be happy with everyone which is weird because he used to be a huge asshole now hes annnoying as hell

Blordow · June 2, 2009 07:09 AM

Quote from: lenkabiscada best weed i had was when i totally zoned out and my eyes were focusing on nothing but the TV

seriously my body was just completely motionless for nearly half an hour

LMAO i can imagine that.

i dont smoke weed much but i love it when i get twitches all over my body.

this one time, we got pizza when i was stoned and the guy who delivered it was indian, and i couldnt stop laughing when he was counting the money we gave him. i nearly died laughing.

ZekeySpaceyLizard · June 2, 2009 07:27 AM

Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKERin this thread we can talk about all the drugs we eat

Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKERall the drugs we eat

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Quote from: MÖTHER-FUCKERdont post here if you have nothing to contribute

CoolDrMoney · June 2, 2009 09:28 AM

Boy oh boy theres nothin like getting super duper high it just feels so good boy howdy I cant wait to get super duper high!

oh boy oh boy!

LordZeebmork · June 2, 2009 09:46 AM

Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization

this

although it's not like I have a choice, there's no pot here that isn't probably laced with pcp or lsd or kfc or something

creamcorn · June 2, 2009 09:48 AM

getting high off a waterpipe is da best thing evagh

btw weed is legal here

ansel · June 2, 2009 12:29 PM

Quote from: LordZeebmork
Quote from: rtili don't smoke weed but i support its legalization
this

although it's not like I have a choice, there's no pot here that isn't probably laced with pcp or lsd or kfc or something

Quotekfc

redmongoose · June 2, 2009 01:30 PM

dun da da dun da da dun da da dun BONANZAAAAAA

99 · June 2, 2009 01:48 PM

I've become dependent on my prescription drugs...I get really nasty headaches and jitters when I dont take them. Like all sweaty and irritable. Its enough to not make me wanna take anything else. Plus it would kill me if they mixed.

f0d · June 2, 2009 03:20 PM

Quote from: Billy
Quote from: anselevery pothead I ever met was really chill and actually balanced their shit out with the rest of their lives.
you obviously haven\\\'t met a lot of potheads

clearly neither have you

potheads are just as varied as normal people. some of us are messy and lazy and idiots, but you\\\'d have to be one in the first place for a drug as light as weed to do that to you. slackers who smoke weed give us other stoners a bad name. ive met far more people who have all of their shit together, get great grades, and smoke everyday than people who are total fuck ups and smoke everyday. and the only people i know who are fuckups do harder drugs too, so i cant say its the weed.

blame the person, not the most benign drug known to man

Quote from: 99I\\\'ve become dependent on my prescription drugs...I get really nasty headaches and jitters when I dont take them. Like all sweaty and irritable. Its enough to not make me wanna take anything else. Plus it would kill me if they mixed.

just so you know prescription drugs are far worse than weed in terms of health risks. nasty headaches? jitters? sweaty and irritable? those are all things weed cures pretty quickly. the withdrawals from quiting weed? hardly even a craving, you can go cold turkey for a month and be totally fine. in terms of mixing it? with any other drug you\\\'re right it could kill you, but with weed the honest truth is you can mix it with anything and it will never produce a lethal combination. if you die, it will be from whatever you\\\'re mixing it with. weed has never killed anyone, unless you count the mexicans who got beheaded by the drug cartels but that wouldn\\\'t have happened if the shit were legal

rtil · June 2, 2009 05:05 PM

Quote from: chickengetting high off a waterpipe is da best thing evagh

btw weed is legal here

shura · June 2, 2009 05:06 PM

i smoke weed occasionally in college because sometimes i get super stressed and just need to calm down. but i hate how it burns my throat
i think it's way less deleterious than alcohol. i don't see why people get so upset about it

billy · June 2, 2009 06:01 PM

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i was waiting for your pothead speech

Ashington · June 2, 2009 06:03 PM

I used to smoke a draw or two if it was offered, but then one day i had one that someone had laced with something else and it really fucked my head. Now i'll only have one that i've seen been rolled so i know nothing extras in it.