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psi43

May 31, 2009 11:39 PM
www.grouphug.us

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One time when i was 16 i was out playing with my sister. She was watching tv and fell asleep so then i noticed the dog was horny for some reason so i jacked off the dog and then i took his stuff and smeered it on her face. When she woke up i told her she had been eating yogurt and it spilled when she fell asleep and she said oh ok.

Fuzz

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June 1, 2009 01:33 AM


I have always hade this thing for jello...... i know that is prolly unuasual to hear. but i have always fantasized about having sex in jello! :)it is so squishy and soft it just turns me on so much.

LordZeebmork

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June 1, 2009 01:34 AM
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I randomly imagine random people as being naked. Everywhere i go, people are naked. I know it doesnt sound that bad, but it is the acts i imagine them doing which makes me seem odd to everyone else. I love migjets. Everything about them , i wish that there was a 1800 Rent a migjet to fufill my wildest fantasies, but there isnt… so i have to use my imagination and picture all of these inocent clean minded people having sex with migjets, or kissing migjets, or petting migjets, i cant avoid it.
My mother was washing the dishes the other day and i couldnt help but visual her washing a migjet.
My brother was doing pushups in the weight room and i visualised a migjet naked underneath him. It may seem strange but it is so arousing.
I really needed to get that out. thankyou, you should try it sometime.. even if your fantasie isnt migjets.. it would be dogs, cats… or other human beings.

migjets
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

psi43

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June 1, 2009 01:39 AM
Quote from: FuzzI have always hade this thing for jello...... i know that is prolly unuasual to hear. but i have always fantasized about having sex in jello! :)it is so squishy and soft it just turns me on so much.

you're supposed to find things from grouphug.us and post them, not your own sexual preferences

rtil

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June 1, 2009 01:52 AM
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You like picking through my garbage asshole? Getting all the snot rags, coffee filters and cig butts you can handle?

ansel

#5
June 1, 2009 01:56 AM
I've posted on this site before. it's not nearly as gratifying without the comments

 

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Necronomitr0n

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June 1, 2009 02:02 AM
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When I was young (around 14), my family had a dog, a collie. It was male and very well hung, so one day I took a kitchen knife and cut off its cock. I disposed of the body and used the severd penis to masturbate with. When my family noticed the dog was missing, everyone assumed it had run away. I pretended to act very sad and I even faked crying. After a few days it started to smell very bad so I had to throw it away, but it felt soooooooo good. 34/f

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My cousin was a bit slow. I used to make fun of him reguarly and once told him that cats love to get kicked. He loved me so he ran around kicking shit out of his cat for like an hour. When his Mum caught him the cat was a dead, bloody mess and he had blood spattered up both his legs. His Mum decided that he was a danger to his little sister and had him institutionalised. He didn't adjust well to the institution and few months later managed to crack his skull open running into a wall. This caused him to need a steel plate in his head. Due to a pretty major error on the surgeons behalf the plate wasnt put in flush against his skull and a fly managed to get under it and lay it's eggs in their. Over the next few months my cousins motor functions deteriorated and his language skills etc became practically nil. When they sent him for a scan they found that there a multitude of maggots feasting on my cousins brain. He obviously died. I live with the fact that I did this to him every day because I thought it was funny to taunt a spacker. I don't sleep well at night. I sometimes think that I'm the cabin boy on the ship to hell.

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in grade 10, when we were dissecting a frog, i put my hands inside it's body and pulled out some intestines. i went to the bathroom and rubbed them onto my penis, and tried puttin them in my penile cavity. it wouildnt fit, so i tucked them into my anus, really deep. When i got back to class, someone saw that i stole the intestines, and told the teacher,m they forced me to tell them where i put it and i told them. they got the nurse to get the frog intestines out. everyone knew. i was 15. its been 2 years, and i have no friuends and people hate me and call me fag. i wish i would die.
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

shura

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June 1, 2009 01:46 PM
i haven't found anything that could top systecs

Daveb0t

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June 1, 2009 03:33 PM
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My cousin was a bit slow. I used to make fun of him reguarly and once told him that cats love to get kicked. He loved me so he ran around kicking shit out of his cat for like an hour. When his Mum caught him the cat was a dead, bloody mess and he had blood spattered up both his legs. His Mum decided that he was a danger to his little sister and had him institutionalised. He didn't adjust well to the institution and few months later managed to crack his skull open running into a wall. This caused him to need a steel plate in his head. Due to a pretty major error on the surgeons behalf the plate wasnt put in flush against his skull and a fly managed to get under it and lay it's eggs in their. Over the next few months my cousins motor functions deteriorated and his language skills etc became practically nil. When they sent him for a scan they found that there a multitude of maggots feasting on my cousins brain. He obviously died. I live with the fact that I did this to him every day because I thought it was funny to taunt a spacker. I don't sleep well at night. I sometimes think that I'm the cabin boy on the ship to hell.
maggots don't eat living flesh

psi43

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June 1, 2009 10:21 PM
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I am in love with my goldfish. I've had him for about three years and I can't believe how attached I've grown to him. At night I fantasize about being a golfish and pretend we're both swimming freely in the ocean together. Oh my god, I can't believe how lame I am. I would be devestated if he died...

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when i take a shit.. i pretend like i'm giving birth and i name each turd.. i get attached sometimes.. and i get sad when i have to flush the toilet.. but i pretend that i'm giving them up for adoption and that they are going to a better place! i miss u joe jr!!!!

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I am 37 years old and for several years now I have been going to poppy hip rock concerts that attract a younger audience. During the concert I will purposely rub myself against young girls who are close to the stage where it is packed. I ejaculate in my trousers at which point I leave because I cannot stand the music.


jebxz

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June 1, 2009 10:39 PM
ahahaha thank you for reminding me this site exists
yes

Fuzz

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June 2, 2009 12:04 AM
Quote from: psi43
Quote from: FuzzI have always hade this thing for jello...... i know that is prolly unuasual to hear. but i have always fantasized about having sex in jello! :)it is so squishy and soft it just turns me on so much.

you're supposed to find things from grouphug.us and post them, not your own sexual preferences
Umm... That is one. I just didn't get the # in there.
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