Brawl Funnies Review thread

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Quote from: taylorthere are two types of reviewers at newgrounds

this suck fucku
score: 0/10
ths suck u r jealous of the kirbphore and rina chan aslo WTF it wasnt funny it was just dumbass i hope you're happy bcuz u suck!! go job getin tom r2 fron page i guess he folt sorry jhfor youi gyus lol u suck 0/10

An Epic Fail.
score: 0/10
When I saw this on the front page, I thought that I'd would see a funny flash about Brawl. Instead, I was bombarded with this Bull Shit attack against the work of Kirbiiphorea and Rina Chan. This makes me really angry because, They Don't Desever to be attacked, especially when their work is funnier than yours! And they have more awards than you. Enjoy fucking your Dad. Asshole.
third type:

"Failure"
by: drifting-shadow
date: 1 hour ago

I don't know if this flash was born of idiocy, an attempt at "parody", or desperate jealousy of the successes of Rina-chan and Kirbopher, but whatever the reason, and whatever it tried to achieve, it failed. It felt like an insult to every sense I have.

I almost feel sorry for rtil, since his good animation was buried in a deluge of lack of effort, lack of "funnies", and an insulting amount of time-wasting. A small percentage of the art showed that there was actually some talent involved here, and it's a shame to see it wasted on dross like this.




oh god dross is quite possibly the most pretentious word ive ever heard in my life
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

CoolDrMoney

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOUR VIDEO BRAWL FUNNIES WAS GAY AND HORRIBLE DRAWINGS(EXCEPT SOME PARTS LIKE RINA-CHAN AND THE BRAWL BOYS) BUT THE REST WAS GAY YOU COULDN'T DRAW A DICK EVEN IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!!!!! I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN DRAW A FUCKING CUBE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE SO FUCK YOU
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

trent bortknob

Quote from: f0d
Quote from: taylorthere are two types of reviewers at newgrounds

this suck fucku
score: 0/10
ths suck u r jealous of the kirbphore and rina chan aslo WTF it wasnt funny it was just dumbass i hope you\\\'re happy bcuz u suck!! go job getin tom r2 fron page i guess he folt sorry jhfor youi gyus lol u suck 0/10

An Epic Fail.
score: 0/10
When I saw this on the front page, I thought that I\\\'d would see a funny flash about Brawl. Instead, I was bombarded with this Bull Shit attack against the work of Kirbiiphorea and Rina Chan. This makes me really angry because, They Don\\\'t Desever to be attacked, especially when their work is funnier than yours! And they have more awards than you. Enjoy fucking your Dad. Asshole.
third type:

"Failure"
by: drifting-shadow
date: 1 hour ago

I don\\\'t know if this flash was born of idiocy, an attempt at "parody", or desperate jealousy of the successes of Rina-chan and Kirbopher, but whatever the reason, and whatever it tried to achieve, it failed. It felt like an insult to every sense I have.

I almost feel sorry for rtil, since his good animation was buried in a deluge of lack of effort, lack of "funnies", and an insulting amount of time-wasting. A small percentage of the art showed that there was actually some talent involved here, and it\\\'s a shame to see it wasted on dross like this.




oh god dross is quite possibly the most pretentious word ive ever heard in my life
no that fits in the with second type

second type is typed in pseudo good grammar and uses pretentious words in a way to try to sound intelligent and even if the person is intelligent they\\\'re still being stupid by letting this get to them too much. these people are also generally the people that say "Shoop the whoop for the Lulz." while the first people woud say "SHOOP TEH WHOOP 4 TEH LULZ"

ansel

I actually forgot dross was a word. wow

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

f0d

Bowdensaft

"What the hell..."
by: Bowdensaft
date: 1 hour ago

Firstly, HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET ON THE FRONT PAGE?!!
Secondly, what is this? Some kind of joke? And what the hell was that part with the hot air balloon? That wasn't even brawl related! Also, most of the animation and voice acting could have been done much better by a retarded amoeba, bar the one with Rina-Chan singing then getting done by Captain Falcon. That scene was wasted on an otherwise pathetic submission that I can't even call a movie. Is this it? Is this how low we have sunk, to put this on the front page? I swear, if one more of these monstrosities somehow reaches this site, never mind the front page, I'm leaving Newgrounds for good, and I mean it. This has wasted time we will never get back. I hope you're happy.


lmao you bet we are
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

f0d

"WHAT A PEICE OF SHIT"
by: oldmanflabby
date: 10 minutes ago

seriously, if your going to use stolen images from the internet and not manipulate them ('super-smash-bros-brawl'), at least make them an acceptably high definition.

and the gaps in the fucking speech - nobody came here to listen to nothingness.

above all, though, this cumtard was fucking boring.
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

Daveb0t

"It's not the real Alvin..."
by: BanzaiBoo
date: May 23, 2009

Just look into THIS person's userpage and it'll be his only submission to newgrounds. This guy took SMBZ, butchered it, and then submitted it to newgrounds. Now, Alvin can't make the real episode 8 because this person's need for popularity forced him to make this piece of crap. Please blam this thing so THE REAL ALVIN can make episode 8!

Mad Meat

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Sashurawhy is it that no one writing a bad review speaks english
they are

the offspring

of killerdoll
I'm sorry? lmao
HOLLY FUCK!!!THAT GIANT KITTY SHITED ON MI HOUSE!!!
I kept this signature just to entertain you pal ;D

Necronomitr0n

Quote from: f0dI swear, if one more of these monstrosities somehow reaches this site, never mind the front page, I'm leaving Newgrounds for good, and I mean it. This has wasted time we will never get back. I hope you're happy.
i love love love these people who overestimate their self-importance and act as if the survival of ng depends on them
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

f0d

Quote from: systecho
Quote from: f0dI swear, if one more of these monstrosities somehow reaches this site, never mind the front page, I'm leaving Newgrounds for good, and I mean it. This has wasted time we will never get back. I hope you're happy.
i love love love these people who overestimate their self-importance and act as if the survival of ng depends on them
me too.

its like OH GOD NO PLEASE WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL TASTE IN MOVIES
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

f0d

ok i laughed REALLY hard at this one



"this was not funny... at all..."
by: Crystaliss
date: 12 hours ago

and i gave you a 1.333 for effort (and in my book that's generous for this... "quality" of flash", and i would normally give a 0 but then someone would cry... and somehow my post would be deleted... for no legitimate reason...

scoring
effort: its better then nothing(i guess...)=1.333/3
humor: not even 1 laugh/smile=0/7

total 1/10 0/5

also i would like to qoute a earlier review:
"how the **** is this awful piece of **** still on the front page? do we just not have standards anymore?" by la-vitesse

now,just so you know, i would never expect an answer from the author not his review because authors of your type generally don't take constructive criticism well and so they ignore it, i am fine with this but others may want the author to stop submitting these to newgrounds and to those people i suggest this: "gather several people (, 100 at least,) and "run" the author "out of newgrounds". of course i wont help you cause i have more important things to do though...

and i hope that this author will rethink these jokes, and perhaps run them by a few people before sharing them and claiming their hilarity to be worthy of recognition...

also to other reviewers: larger more in-depth reviews get your point across to other reviewers (and this is a fact)

PS to author: when i read the "Author Comments" and you came off as one with self confidence and portrayed this flash as something that would be hilarious, after watching the flash you cam off as one with groundless self confidence and portrayed this flash as something that little to no thought was put into it... just thought that might be helpful, don't set people up with too high of expectations (although the front page thing does that a lot too...)

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aahahah i love how he thinks just because its long that makes it constructive and intelligent
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

RobHalford

#131
"Ridiculous"
by: GameBuddy
date: 3 hours ago

You know, there's funny satire, and then there's coat tail riding disguised as pointless bashing. Guess what this is?

How this ended up on the front page is beyond me and just another example of how backwards Newgrounds is.

Latest Flash Submissions: Sonic Shorts, Sonic Shorts 2, Sonic Shorts 3, Sonic Shorts 4.

QuoteBut nevvgrounds is totally different from 4chan. We are a different set of people.
Quote<+ukinojoe> kirbopher is a pile of jackets
<+ukinojoe> if you remove them all
<+ukinojoe> all thats left is a dead rat

Dagolith

one of these people is going to show up at one of your houses with a hammer wrapped in a plastic bag.
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

DrRumack

this isnt actually on brawl funnies but ffffff

"No brawl!"
by: gamc12
date: May 26, 2009

Haven't u noticed that these last 3 Brawl Funnies had absolutely NOTHING to do with Brawl?!?! Yeah! And this is one of them! What's the point of calling it "BRAWL FUNNIES" if it has no Brawl references what so ever? This sucks ALMOST as much as Brawl Funnies 3! This makes the original Brawl Funnies seem as funny as Jeff Dunham,and he's damn good! So FUCK BRAWL FUNNIES 3,4,and most of all...5!
And don't forget one and two! Fuck this,fuck the others,and FUCK ALL OF THEM!!!

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

rtil

ya mean achmed the dead terrorist that's really funny lolooooolloolololl

DrRumack


<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

RobHalford

I KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU

QuoteBut nevvgrounds is totally different from 4chan. We are a different set of people.
Quote<+ukinojoe> kirbopher is a pile of jackets
<+ukinojoe> if you remove them all
<+ukinojoe> all thats left is a dead rat

psi43

"especially that one with Rina-Chan portrayed as a whore."

I have no idea why but this made me laugh out loud

CoolDrMoney

Man I really hope 100 people dont mass together to run me out of Newgrounds!
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

mishkamash

this reminds me of the KMA


good times
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

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