my name is loon

spite · May 4, 2009 01:37 AM

Quote from: LordZeebmorkrule #1 of tba: everyone hates all new members and causes massive amounts of drama about them

Where was my hazing?

ansel · May 4, 2009 01:59 AM

Quote from: Hammi
Quote from: anselwhy does every new member need a thread

because newbies these days who come to tba are all attention craving faggots who seek to be crowned here

only because everyone makes a huge deal out of them

Daveb0t · May 4, 2009 03:30 AM

well;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU

Wasim · May 4, 2009 12:34 PM

Quote from: dvvebbbsiuowell;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU

no, he's not

lasse · May 4, 2009 01:45 PM

Quote from: dvvebbbsiuoI just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

trent bortknob · May 5, 2009 12:00 AM

Quote from: Wasim
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuowell;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU

no, he\\\'s not

you\\\'re just upset because he was mean to you

loon is apparently the very kind of predictable kind of internet personality where nothing is funny to him and nothing impresses him because he\\\'s so hardcore

none of his posts are meant to be funny or humorous they just point out that everyone around him is a massive faggot

if there was a topic that everybody considered interesting and funny loon would be the first person to say "i dont know why this is such a big deal its no that great ive seen better"

therefore there is no reason to be upset if he is a jerk to you because he probably acts like that to everyone

but i dont really know thats just the impression he\\\'s given me!!!

ZekeySpaceyLizard · May 5, 2009 12:13 AM

ding ding ding

we have a winner

loon · May 5, 2009 12:21 PM

Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Wasim
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuowell;; Imo loon is a great guy who deserves this attention so fuck YWEOU

no, he's not
you're just upset because he was mean to you

loon is apparently the very kind of predictable kind of internet personality where nothing is funny to him and nothing impresses him because he's so hardcore

none of his posts are meant to be funny or humorous they just point out that everyone around him is a massive faggot

if there was a topic that everybody considered interesting and funny loon would be the first person to say "i dont know why this is such a big deal its no that great ive seen better"

therefore there is no reason to be upset if he is a jerk to you because he probably acts like that to everyone

but i dont really know thats just the impression he's given me!!!

i guess that this is the impression that im giving but let me tell you, its wrong.
i tell people that their posts are stupid and meaningless, that is true, but that doesnt mean i hate every post.
there is no reason for me to point out posts that i like, thats why i just tell stupid people that they are stupid instead of telling nice people that they are nice.

its pretty much the news concept i think. people who read the news only read about the bad things and think that the world is rotten, but thats just because news are barely ever about good things.

ansel · May 5, 2009 12:25 PM

Quote from: looni guess that this is the impression that im giving but let me tell you, its wrong.
i tell people that their posts are stupid and meaningless, that is true, but that doesnt mean i hate every post.
there is no reason for me to point out posts that i like, thats why i just tell stupid people that they are stupid instead of telling nice people that they are nice.

its pretty much the news concept i think. people who read the news only read about the bad things and think that the world is rotten, but thats just because news are barely ever about good things.

If you try to point out all the idiotic posts in the world, you'd pass away at your computer. Save yourself the effort