my name is loon

[Daveb0t]

"I tend to fondle little children"

^^real quote

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

hey guys its me psi you guys are all so dumb
hahahahahha i like how loon makes you all so angry
hahahh i am the best member of the forum god i hate j_seed so much
hey im psi and i am great

[Daveb0t]

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

[vagina]

hey guys its me psi you guys are all so dumb
hahahahahha i like how loon makes you all so angry
hahahh i am the best member of the forum god i hate j_seed so much
hey im psi and i am great

HEY FUCK YOU I AM J_SEED QUIT BEING SUCH A PARTY POOPER BRO RTIL IS NOT GONNA MAKE YOU A MOD AGAIN YOU BIG FAT FAG I AM J_SEED

[funzop]

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

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[loon]

hi loon welcome to thebackalleys

[redmongoose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P-P575_9EA

[Wasim]

okay we should making threads about loon.. he gets too much attention which he doesn't deserve

[trent bortknob]

what the fuck is going on here

[loon]

what the fuck is going on here

im not sure i signed up and now everyone makes topics about me

[Greenkitten]

what the fuck is going on here

im not sure i signed up and now everyone makes topics about me

number 1 cool guy    

[redmongoose]

mr blue pencil part 2

[LordZeebmork]

rule #1 of tba: everyone hates all new members and causes massive amounts of drama about them

[loon]

mr blue pencil part 2

im not a gook and i dont have asperger's syndrom either
im not obsessed with mcdonalds, burgerking or anything else like that

man you really have some temper probs if you compare me to someone gay i have nothing in comon with!

[redmongoose]

I bet loon is really making some horrible posts its a good thing I have him on ignore

[mishkamash]

loon is great whats with the hate

[trent bortknob]

loon is great whats with the hate

nice rhyme you should be a rapper

[ansel]

why does every new member need a thread

[Hammi]

why does every new member need a thread

because newbies these days who come to tba are all attention craving faggots who seek to be crowned here