Fuckin unfair videogames

Started by emanhattan, April 29, 2009 09:47 PM

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trent bortknob

Quote from: KillerDoll13I'm stuck at MegaMan X5 in a place to unlock i always die....
aw man that sucks bro  

GadZooks1357

007 Goldeneye.

Oh, sure, the game's great for the first fifteen-some missions.

Then you get to the fucking Control level.

After busting your ass for fifteen minutes, you run into Boris. He greets you by pointing a gun to your face. My first instinct was to cap him in his balls, and that's exactly what I did. The game lets you play like nothing's wrong.

Then you meet up again with Natalya several minutes later, and she treats you like the biggest jackass in the world. Then she runs off and the mission ends in failure.

The fuck.

ansel

Quote from: GadZooks007 Goldeneye.

Oh, sure, the game's great for the first fifteen-some missions.

Then you get to the fucking Control level.

After busting your ass for fifteen minutes, you run into Boris. He greets you by pointing a gun to your face. My first instinct was to cap him in his balls, and that's exactly what I did. The game lets you play like nothing's wrong.

Then you meet up again with Natalya several minutes later, and she treats you like the biggest jackass in the world. Then she runs off and the mission ends in failure.

The fuck.

Oh god Goldeneye is a travesty of mission design. It's a classic game and i really do like playing vs with my buddies but HOLY SHIT, the objectives were worthless. You were given a list of exceedingly vague tasks, with no indication of how to complete them, and then dumped in some subterranean base to fulfill them however possible. If you screwed up on an objective, the game didn't tell you. You had to go all the way through the level and THEN it would tell you you had to restart. aaaaaaaaaaaa

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lenko

fuck Control. i never actually finished goldeneye legitimetely because of that fuckin level!!
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Fuzz

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Quote from: lenkabiscaadvance wars 2 is kicking my ass at the mo
That the DS one with the amazing music?

Nah 2 is for GBA. I didn't have a hard time beating it at all!  
Too bad the battery in it died.  

Days of Ruin, on the other hand, is a real bitch.

Ashington

S.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that's just on easy.
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<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
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Daveb0t

Quote from: AshingtonS.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that\\\'s just on easy.
Yes
just a little tweaking and I think it could be a great game

both i mean*

Ashington

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Quote from: AshingtonS.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that's just on easy.
Yes
just a little tweaking and I think it could be a great game

both i mean*

Don't get me wrong it's a great game it just has a really fucked difficulty curve. Like you spend an hour or so killing easy thugs then you suddenly end up in a dark room with an invisible monster that can tear your hide in two seconds.

Hard to believe some people made mods to make it more realistic and harsh.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

Fuzz

Quote from: Ashington
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuo
Quote from: AshingtonS.T.A.L.K.E.R (especially clear sky) can be seriously fustrating and unforgiving bastards, and that's just on easy.
Yes
just a little tweaking and I think it could be a great game

both i mean*

Don't get me wrong it's a great game it just has a really fucked difficulty curve. Like you spend an hour or so killing easy thugs then you suddenly end up in a dark room with an invisible monster that can tear your hide in two seconds.

Hard to believe some people made mods to make it more realistic and harsh.
People have also made a mod that makes the game kick so much more ass. Just google Oblivion Lost MOD. It makes the game so much sweeter. However, it also makes it unbeatable because it makes it into an open ended game.

Daveb0t

Quote from: FuzzPeople have also made a mod that makes the game kick so much more ass. Just google Oblivion Lost MOD. It makes the game so much sweeter. However, it also makes it unbeatable because it makes it into an open ended game.
Genderless-hooker was telling me about that, I think I'm gonna boot that in sometime later

Ashington

Quote from: dvvebbbsiuo
Quote from: FuzzPeople have also made a mod that makes the game kick so much more ass. Just google Oblivion Lost MOD. It makes the game so much sweeter. However, it also makes it unbeatable because it makes it into an open ended game.
Genderless-hooker was telling me about that, I think I'm gonna boot that in sometime later

It's a good mod, the best part being the vehicles, saves you alotta time crossing the sections. But don't do what i did which is drive into one of those freaking anomalies that lifts you up and crushes you.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

aquaticmole

Doesn't really need to be said but Contra is merciless.

redmongoose

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