Fuckin unfair videogames

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SHADOWFOX2

#20
April 30, 2009 07:58 AM
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.
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Fuzz

#21
April 30, 2009 03:54 PM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.
You've beaten it? You must have cheated...

Friday the 13th for the NES is the only game I can think of.

Mad Meat

#22
May 9, 2009 12:39 AM
that video game part is hot  
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#23
May 9, 2009 02:03 AM
I think we can all agree Mario Party is the most unfair game in the world. I was playing against my little sister and I was killing her in all the mini games, but out of nowhere she gets 2 hidden stars in a row. Total crap.
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#24
May 9, 2009 02:27 AM
Quote from: Desert CatI think we can all agree Mario Party is the most unfair game in the world.

THIS! Last time I played I got last in picking the order, rolled ones and twos for the first few turns, then had a star appear on the space behind me where I wouldn't be able to get it without going completely around the board. I will not play this game ever again.

ansel

#25
May 9, 2009 04:24 AM
Quote from: Desert CatI think we can all agree Mario Party is the worst game in the world.

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Ukinojoe

#26
May 9, 2009 05:19 AM
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.

No way did you beat that shit

how in fuck could anyone beat that game

it's a joke
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BloodyCheery

#27
May 9, 2009 06:01 AM
Quote from: Zekey


feel free to laugh but this game has some of the hardest last levels i've ever seen evilly manipulated into the fabric of gameplay.

the horror.




the horror.

I owned that game once. I totally agree with you.

Anyway


VIDEO GAMES HAVE RUINED OUR LIVES! WE SHOULD STOP PLAYING THEM!

Nah, not really.

A video game series that I found to be unfair was Fatal Frame. I've only played half-way through Fatal Frame 1 & 2, but the game is scary as hell and the most fucking frustrating and most unfair. Basically you're either trapped in an abandoned house and/or village (this one goes for the sequel) that is filled with ghosts that really REALLY want to kill you. Mind you all that this is a survival horror game, so how the hell do you fight off these things? Call the Ghostbusters? No, my friends. Your one and only weapon in this game is a camera. That's right. A camera. It's not an ordinary camera though. No, this camera has powers that can capture the energy - or whatever the fuck it is - of ghosts, or, in better terms, evil spirits. A mystical camera, you say? Why, it sounds simple enough! No, my friends, OH NO NO NO. You see, this is part of the reason why this game is fucking unfair. You see, you must obtain FILM in order to use this camera. No bullshitting. You must be stocked outta your ass of film in order to survive this game. You can, no WILL, be in the middle of a ghost fight and, all of a sudden, awwwwwww SHIT. YOU'RE OUTTA FILM. What do you do at this point? RUN LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL. But no, it's not that simple. The people who made this game must have been some serious sexists bastards because the female(s) in these games are slow as FUCK. Good luck getting out of that room/hall, 'cause those lil' bastards won't stop chasing you! Speaking of ghosts, they pop out of nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE. You can just be walking around in a room for a few minutes 'cause you don't know why you're there and boom HOLY SHIT THERE'S A MOTHER FUCKING GHOST. And usually, if you advance far enough in the game, it won't be just one ghost. No, I ran into 4 OF THOSE FUCKERS. And, if you don't take a snapshot at the right time - the PERFECT time - it'll take forever to kill these sons of bitches. The worst part? There are some rooms you can't enter without requiring a special key/code/etc. When you do achieve that thingamabob later on in the game, you can't even remember where the fuck that room is 'cause the place acts as a fucking maze/fun house. It'll take ages, tons of film, and lots of ghosts to finally get back to that room.
Now I'm not saying this game is bad. The scare factor is outstanding. The only problem with it is that it's hard as FUCK.
Now I present to you some Fatal Frame moments, presented to you by the folks of 4PlayerPodcast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjOnr-48fgw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLDxWTXiyk&feature=related

P.S. I would show you a few more but my internet connection is acting like a real bitch.
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Mad Meat

#28
May 10, 2009 04:24 PM
I'm stuck at MegaMan X5 in a place to unlock i always die....
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Katasaki

#29
May 11, 2009 09:17 PM
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

Got past the first two levels, ONLY TO DIE A MILLION TIMES OVER.

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texas

#30
May 11, 2009 09:36 PM
starcraft
since everyone except for me has been playing for 9 years

Ashington

#31
May 11, 2009 09:58 PM
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since everyone except for me has been playing for 9 years

This

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#32
May 12, 2009 02:31 AM


I loved this game a kid.
It was probably because I suck at video games but I spent so many days trying to defeat the final boss in this game.
I just couldn't do it. I would always get to almost killing the thing then I would just lose.

Katasaki

#33
May 13, 2009 09:37 PM
Anyone ever beat the boss on the gameboy camera game?
No.

Philip K Dick

#34
May 13, 2009 09:58 PM
Quote from: Colour Me K@Anyone ever beat the boss on the gameboy camera game?

the space shooter minigame?

yep

lasse

#35
May 13, 2009 10:04 PM

holy shit they are playing kingdom hearts

and thats an unfair shit game

ChrisZito

#36
May 13, 2009 10:07 PM Last Edit: May 13, 2009 10:07 PM by ChrisZito
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2
Quote from: rtili want to be the guy is a pretty horrible experience

I have actually beaten the game.
Some of it's funny, but most of it's infuriating.
...and then there's the critical errors that happen before you get to save.
You've beaten it? You must have cheated...

Friday the 13th for the NES is the only game I can think of.

No to be fair I beat I wanna be the guy. But with the staggering 7000 and plus deaths. But have you guys tried Super Ear Man Bros?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxV7Y6jUOso

God save your soul if you think you can beat this game. It's a summer stealer. The song's pretty damn catchy though.

Katasaki

#37
May 13, 2009 10:21 PM
Quote from: TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY
Quote from: Colour Me K@Anyone ever beat the boss on the gameboy camera game?

the space shooter minigame?

yep
Oh.. I lost mine, so I never got to try again...

chris, super ear man bros? I'll have to try that out.
No.

lenko

#38
May 13, 2009 10:26 PM
advance wars 2 is kicking my ass at the mo
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Katasaki

#39
May 13, 2009 10:27 PM
Quote from: lenkabiscaadvance wars 2 is kicking my ass at the mo
That the DS one with the amazing music?
No.
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