a fat russian who can balance a gamecube on his tits puts aforementioned video game console in a microwave oven

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lasse

#2
March 22, 2009 11:37 PM
around 8:55 is where his amazing belly shows what it's got

Hammi

#3
March 22, 2009 11:46 PM
what the fuck

lardass shit hes no fun to look at
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Flash

#4
March 23, 2009 12:06 AM
when he looks at the gamecube disc and says it's like a chocolate chip cookie
he suddenly makes a face like he wants to eat it

lenko

#7
March 23, 2009 03:20 AM
the nintendo shitcube and other classics

out now on dvd
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

ansel

#8
March 23, 2009 04:08 AM
he's just SO FAT. Just formulating thought requires several deep breaths, and then he spits out each word like it's a glob of saliva. He points to his consoles with the end of a broom because he's too fat to leave his chair... I wonder how he turns them on? His hands are so massive and soft, it's like the people from wall-e holy shit

he sounds like darth vader, man, that ain't right

also I now know the source of this animated .gif. The internet works in mysterious ways.


Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Necronomitr0n

#9
March 23, 2009 04:24 AM
i couldn't help but laugh whenever he lost his train of thought
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Fuzz

#10
March 23, 2009 06:14 AM
Fat man that thinks the game looks like a chocolate chip cookie...

trent bortknob

#11
March 24, 2009 12:01 AM
Quote from: anselThe internet works in mysterious ways.
the internets lol

LordZeebmork

#12
March 24, 2009 12:27 AM
dees ees vat i like to coll da nintendo sheetcube

and de reason i coll it da nintendo sheetcube because IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

geeveeng blowjobs to de cartridges
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

rtil

#13
March 24, 2009 05:50 AM
that was the saddest attempt at a "angry video game nerd" ripoff i've ever seen

borderline self-parody, not that he would know

i love the long pauses inbetween every other sentence

it's like his brain signals were blocked by fat and he'd temporarily lose train of thought as his globular form would go into a momentary trance-like vegitative state

shura

#14
March 24, 2009 07:43 AM Last Edit: March 24, 2009 08:03 AM by Sashura
when he got really angry and started yelling i was kinda afraid he would have a heart attack and just die right there
but aww he looks so squishy

topcatyo

#16
March 24, 2009 10:32 AM
*huff huff* AND DIS IS WHAT I CALL *huff* THE NIN...TENDO *huff* SHITCUBE
I'm awesome.

shittyfurryass

#17
March 24, 2009 12:38 PM
Quote from: FuzzFat man that thinks the game looks like a chocolate chip cookie...

Fat man here and it appears my stomach has come alive to eat directly

Greenkitten

#18
March 24, 2009 01:11 PM
it looks like he doses off a few times


Fuzz

#19
March 24, 2009 05:08 PM
For some reason I'm becoming accustomed to his voice...
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