The Back Alleys rap album

[Ashington]

^ lmao

[Flash]

I can't rap so here are some lyrics

--

yo homies what's up and welcome to the show
dig da phat beat cuz it's the courtesy of a pro
friend or foe? there you go
you betta keep the fucking flow

pop rock bitches full of twitches
might be screaming "oh no!"
and they're right mothafuckas cuz HERE WE FUCKING GO!

mothafucking haters be bitchin'
they got nothin' on singin'
while the music is still kickin'
we'll be wheelin' and dealin'

right from the get-go
cuz unless you're a ho
get up here and start rhymin'
DJ scratchin' beats be flyin'

notes are thoughtful none be spilled
every tap can get you thrilled
this music it ain't damp
needs the biggest fattest amp

[chorus x2]
we entertain we rhyme all day
we don't take no crap
so get your spics right kids
we're the masters of rap

this here is the place
that we all wanna see
it's where the music gets done
so you can listen happily

don't you believe it? can't you feel it?
well then here's some goddamn proof
this right here's the master beat
that's gonna raise da fucking roof

yeah

[chorus x2]
we entertain we rhyme all day
we don't take no crap
so get your spics right kids
we're the masters of rap

[lenko]

Chilling and relaxing and shit like that
I'm drinking Pepsi
And it's making me fat
But I'm not really bothered
'Cos this is where I'm at

I saw this girl walking down the sands
She was carrying her sandles in her hands
And I didn't want to seem like a loner
But I had this massive boner!

Ripping on people without caring
Hello! Magazine just like me swearing
You want some swearing? Here's some!
Shit, piss, bastard, wanker, fuck, cum

[DrRumack]

Motherfucker it's scriblam and I gotta say
Fucking jseed is a noob and even worse he's gay
But enough about that faggot I just want you to know
That motherfucking nonzop aint got nothing to show
All them faggots aint got nothing on me
Im gonna cap their asses and hang em in a tree
Now I know you might be thinking im a gay little bitch
But if dare fucking say it im gonna make you fucking twitch
Im can take all yo lives if I wanna so please
Get the fuck over here and get down on your knees
Now you aint gonna fuck with a Kirby like me
Cuz I got a monster to clobber that there dedede

[funzop]

im not in this rap
so suck my dick
im not gonna record this
so baby do it quick

why would anyone
be that gay
and make a rap about the internet
but whatever, ok

[Kött]

This rap is going to have

Suck my dick
or
J seed is gay

in every second verse...

[lenko]

Fuck you
Fuck you
You fat cunt
Fuck you

^ my best lyrics yet IMO

[trent bortknob]

ignore taylor

i think everyone knows i was joking

[lenko]

rough demo lmao

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/217014

[trent bortknob]

lenko are you a member of the lonely island

[funzop]

lenko that goes on loop for the rest of my life

[lenko]

lenko are you a member of the lonely island

hell yeah motherfucker i'm on a boat

anyways are there any free programs with autotune? like what lil wayne and t-pain use

i'm gonna use it for MC dunkers' parts

[Philip K Dick]

i can send you autotune vst

[redmongoose]

I'm a Courier New capital M in the color of red
and youre a huge queer if you posted hypothetical lyrics in this thread

[Daveb0t]

PREVIEW:
Theres a cat nigger
and hes fat nigger
on my lap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[salutations]

i love the lonely island

[billy]

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public/shi...like_a_star.mp3

[Philip K Dick]

great opening track

[psi43]

lmfao the taylor part caught me off guard

[SHADOWFOX2]

LMAO nice Billy