The Back Alleys rap album

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trent bortknob

cdm is number one dr money likes ta bath in tha sun

billy

Quote from: taylorcdm is number one dr money likes ta bath in tha sun
dont try to change the subject from me pwnin u

DrRumack

oh yeah taylor got pwnt by billy

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
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<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
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<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

Wasim

[size=]CAN I JOIN[/size]
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

DrRumack

no cuz armon is gone forever

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

psi43

cdm's was the funniest by far

(billy now don't IM me bitching again or this will turn out in a brawl and god will not be on your side  tell you that)

SHADOWFOX2

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[size=]Yes[/size]
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billy

Quote from: Tim Kretschmercdm's was the funniest by far

(billy now don't IM me bitching again or this will turn out in a brawl and god will not be on your side  tell you that)
gods on ur side? i'm alrite w/ dat

cuz i'll reload my clip and come right back

psi43

Quote from: Billy
Quote from: Tim Kretschmercdm's was the funniest by far

(billy now don't IM me bitching again or this will turn out in a brawl and god will not be on your side  tell you that)
gods on ur side? i'm alrite w/ dat

cuz i'll reload my clip and come right back

wow you sure are an eminem

Wasim

i heard from a source that redmongoose gives out the beats

well redm gimme what you got which i could rap to
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Wasim

hey who wants to collaborate with me for the tba rap album? we could make a little group like nwa, geto boys, wu tang yaknowhatimsayingsosdhjfhj

im one of the emcees with the melodies so please
im just trying to recruit and loot some rappers that can fap us
this group will created and is originated and of course full of hated and underrated or probably overrated faggotry mind orientated dicks
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Wasim

thats right everybody i have recruited the best of the best

lenko (Great Rapper LenkaZuka) the lyrical masta that he is and the gangsta rapper LordZeebMork (Zeeb, Zeebmork, Tha Mork Marker, Lord, Tha Lord) and the of course the wackiest emcee Wacky Wasim

by our powers combined we are

GhettoSide BlingFuck

our upcoming song is: Straight Outta BackAlleys
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Wasim

#132
GhettoSide BlingFuck was a highly influential hip hop group composed of Grandwizard Wacky Wasim, Great Rapper LenkaZuka and Zeeb (LordZeebMork). In 2014, they became the second rap group to ever be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

Hailing from TheBackAlleys, Internet, the group is generally considered to be one of the most influential and innovative groups in the hip hop genre. During hip hop's so-called golden age of the mid-1980s to the early 90s, the group was almost universally regarded as the premier controversial rap group in hip hop. The three had a potent chemistry and each represented the height of innovation in their respective roles: Lenko was the master lyricist, an innovative talent who pushed the art of hip hop lyricism to new creative heights with his use of internal rhyme, sophisticated metaphors, and with a methodical-yet-effortless delivery; the group's beats built on the hard-hitting sound of Billy and CDM. by adding REDMONGOOSE samples, LordZeebMork's vocal style was marked by his youthful, high-pitched voice and his lyrics focusing on the elements of trolling board life such as spams, trolls, relations between thebackalleys and the mods, and sexual activity.
{GrandWizard|} Wacky Wasim is just a faggot

Though the group never had much success on the charts, GhettoSide BlingFuck are commonly considered one of the greatest hip hop acts of all time. Lenko, because of his innovation, influence, historical importance, and tremendous skill is often considered by many fans and critics to be the greatest MC of all time.

TO BE CONTINUED.....
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

LordZeebmork

Quote from: WasimLordZeebMork's vocal style was marked by his youthful, high-pitched voice
well you've obviously never heard my voice!!

whenever I record my voice for a flash or whatever I either pitch it up a fuckton or pitch it down a fuckton so eurhh

also lmfao this is great
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

Wasim

HISTORY

Newgrounds-based former BBS regular GrandWizard Wack E Wasim(former street beatboxer) began Useless Records with Lord Zeeb Mork. Useless Records released GhettoSide BlingFuck in 1984 with Faggotry Records. GSBF was still in its developing stages, and only credited on four of the eleven tracks, notably the uncharacteristic hardcore gangsta hip hop record "Spam Tha Place", "Fuck Buck", and "KillerDick", which first brought together LordZeebMork, Great Rapper LenkaZutaka and Wack E Wasim.

STRAIGHT OUTTA BACKALLEYS

GhettoSide BlingFuck released Straight Outta BackAlleys in 1986. With its famous opening salvo of three songs, the group reflected the rising troll of the olskoo spam sites. "Straight Outta BackAlleys" introduced the group; "Fuck tha Newgrounds" protested NG brutality and "Awesome"profiling, and "Spamma, Spamma" painted the worldview of the inner-city youth. While the group was later credited with pioneering the complex of hardcore gangsta rap.

REDMONGOOSE and DJ Wacko , as GayPoweredProductions, composed the beats for each song, with E making occasional rapping appearances. Lenka and Wasim wrote the lyrics. "Fuck tha Newgrounds", perhaps the group's most notorious song, brought them into conflict with various site enforcement agencies. Straight Outta BackAlleys was also one of the first albums to adhere to the new Parental Advisory label scheme, then in its early stages: the now-iconic label then only consisted of "WARNING: Moderate impact coarse language and/or themes". However, the taboo nature of GSBF music was the greatest part of its mass appeal. The media coverage compensated for GSBF virtual lack of airplay and their album eventually went double platinum.

One month after Straight Outta BackAlleys, Great Rapper LenkaZuka's solo debut was released. "The Greatest" was dominated by Lenka's persona - Wack E Wasim, appearing on two songs, was the only guest rapper - but behind the scenes it was a group effort. Music was handled by REDM and DJ E, and the lyrics were largely written by Lenka and Wack E Wasim, with contributions from LordZeebMork (for example some legendary fart samples). The album was another platinum success for Useless.

THE END OF GSBF

1992's "The Troll Patroll" would be the group's final album. After Wack E Wasim departure from Useless for TheSnobAlleysRow Records, in which Lenka was allegedly coerced into signing away their contracts (while however retaining a portion of their publishing rights), a bitter rivalry ensued. Wack E Wasim began the exchange with SnobAlley's first release, 1992's "My PayDay", and its accompanying video featured a character named Suck Rapper LenkaMuthaFucka who ran around desperately trying to create some great topics. The insults continued on the album of Great Rapper LenkaZutaka "The Zutaka" with "Wack E more like Suck E". Wack E Wasim responded in 1993 with songs such as Fuck (Lenka), Fuck Lenka Again, Lenka is Gay and the tracks "Real GhettoBling Fucking G's" and "L E N K A".

After the release of pioneer gangsta rapper and former GSBF member ZeebMork later officialy said that the feud between Wack E Wasim and LenkaZutaka was over and he also said perkele exactly 24284 times. The group had a long during rap career and is still one of the most influential rap groups of all time. (1983-1996)

LEGACY

Zeebmork released a self-titled solo album in the mid-1980s on an independent label, it is now out of print. The legal issues continued to delay Lenka's solo career, but he finally released Guess Who's Back in 1997 to critical acclaim and unexpected commercial success. His follow-up, 1999s Tha Masta. By the turn of the millennium, Zeeb was pursuing other business interests outside of music. Lenka signed with REDMONGOOSE's Aftermath label in 2000, with the hopes of releasing an album pairing the legendary MC with the legendary producer. But, due to creative differences, the album never materialized. Since then, Lenka has been working on a new project, tentatively-titled The Best Of The Best. While he hasn't released an official album (keeping with his enigmatic persona); Lenka has made notable guest appearances with numerous other artists like CoolDrMoney, Billy, THE RTIL, Anigen 5 and Soulja Boy and more.

TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

LordZeebmork

lmfao

also I still want to record that killerdoll thing

mostly because I can't rap unless I do it in a really retarded voice
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

trent bortknob

ghettoside bling fuck went on hiatus in 1834 when wasim died of breast cancer at the young age of 16, eventually breaking up in 1953. then in 2045 zeebmork and lenkabiscuit or whatever decided to get the group back together again with wasim's great great great great great great great grandson, wasim jr. this new group quickly hit the studio and released their new album "we are a bunch of faggots" in 1624. then, the group disbanded once again when zeebmork was shot down by a rival gang at the fairly old age of -467. the end then lenkanabisco died of breast cancer before he was born in 2001 the end

Wasim

Quote from: LordZeebmorklmfao

also I still want to record that killerdoll thing

mostly because I can't rap unless I do it in a really retarded voice

yeah you can still do that but you also have to do that other thing  

also taylor that's  
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

Wasim

#138
Great Rapper LenkaZutaka



GrandWizard Wack E Wasim



Lord Zeeb Mork

Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

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