embarrasing kids in your school

[mishkamash]

fire away guys!


example

this fat blonde kid tried pulling off a kamehameha/hadouken at my old school

the guy he was 'fighting' sorta fell back to humour him

and fat blonde kid is all "do i really have some kind of power?" and then everyone laughed the end

[Gmagnum]

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[Flash]

there's a really geeky guy in my class that I'm pretty sure is a pyromaniac
he was my partner in the laboratory for the whole year and he kept mumbling shit like "fire, fire!", trying to be funny

[mishkamash]

there's this enormous kid who pretend sword fights in my biology class in the middle of class holy fuck

[Daveb0t]

There was this one tall and oily kid who was in alot of my classes.   I could write chapters about him.

He had a monotone voice, whenever he talked in class he would go on and on, he would reference obscure shit like Warcraft novels in his arguements, his dad looked like the leader of a biker gang, and he was insanely awkward in social settings.

On top of all that he now looks more like his dad, and so he looks alot like a hobo.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

There is this strange computer genius guy who goes to 4chan and plays WoW during class, because for some reason my school allows kids to bring their laptops. Hes loud, annoying and once screamed "ANONYMOUS IS LEEGION THE INTERNET IS ANONYMOUS."
In another class, it was sorta the same thing, except not as loud, but even more creepier. He also said he gets off to like, guro and shit.
In another class is a fat blond chick who wears naruto clothing all the time and talks about getting corsets and tatoos and peircings.
This is in my PE class, so she falls ALL the time, its sad. She hangs out with this kid that TRIES to be hardcore pyromaniac smoker goth kid, but he tries too hard and says really lame shit to sound all deep.

[SHADOWFOX2]

There's only one kid who stood out from the moment I got into college.
He's a black goth kid named James who walks around with an umbrella during a sunny day.
Kid can dance though...

[emanhattan]

aaah. where do I start.

I used to have a REALLY fat,baby faced spanish peer that couldnt stop stuttering. he was LOADS and loads of fun.

He used to eat ALL the shit they gave us to eat at the cafeteria, and asked for everyone that wouldnt end his meal.

He once tried to open a door and shouted "We are locked, WE ARE LOCKED AHGAHAAA ". And he pushed it with all his might like a million times. then one of my firends opened the door and the fat guy realized it opened the other way XD.

Oh and after we got out he pretended he was just kidding about the door thing so that made it extra fun.

[lenko]

Want more? High school was such a freakshow.

There was this kid who used to pretend he was an animal, a different animal for each day. Like, he'd bark at people and quack and shit. Closet furry or just batshit insane? Because he was obviously pretty fucked up he had the protection of the teachers and one day the little fucker told my friend to get a haircut so I said "Fuck off you shitbag" and he ran away crying and I got told off. He had a little sister, whom hilariously got into a similar situation with my own little sister, who was a couple years below me.

There was this kid with a military haircut, we called him 'kolonel klump' and he tried to wrestle everyone. One day my friend louis decided to give him a hug in front of everyone and he got REALLY pissed off and lashed out hahaha

there were some really dorky kids in college who i used to laugh at in the cafeteria (not in a mean way, just snide snickers to my friends) it turned out that they liked my flash stuff so I'll let them off  

OH HERE'S THE BEST ONE. The lord of darkness, at my college. ('college' in england is basically the equivalent of you guys' last two years of high school, it lasts two years from 16-18, and we just get drunk and fuck each other, university is where we go after that)

This guy came to college, and paraded round town, in this gear:

-A longass matrix trenchcoat
-A fake sword
-A makeshift crossbow
-A Van Helsing Hat
-CHAINMAIL

and other hilarious things!

I'm gonna have to get to my buds on msn and see if i can remember more.

[Necronomitr0n]

Today a kid in my CSN class saw me chewing gum so he came up to me and said 'I can has gum?'

I think he frequents facepunch or whatever it's called but he's still cool

infact I think I've heard everyone say some 4chan meme at least once

[Daveb0t]

Today a kid in my CSN class saw me chewing gum so he came up to me and said 'I can has gum?'

I think he frequents facepunch or whatever it's called but he's still cool

infact I think I've heard everyone say some 4chan meme at least once

What ill seed has been sown, what deed have we done to deserve this?

[Crabarms]

this kid named joel is some kind of "computer wiz"
but broke more computers then fixed.
He randomly makes it in effort to say 4chan shit.(such as wanting to bring a boom box in school
and play gay shit(chocolate rain) just because of some game he played)
Never stops talking about battlefield and dog tags.
His computer in school got some virus and the ad's had porn and shit so he almost cried because kids
asked "how was miss November".
He's obsessed with some guy named john, which he named his email after...

[Kirbopher]

Every kid from my high school. Actually, all high school kids in general. Ugh.

[shura]

In 9th grade i knew this girl in my gym class who actually thought she was pikachu. the teachers would ask her name and she would be like "MY NAME IS PIKACHUUU!!!! PIKA PIKA!!"

i also knew this really fat goth kid who was like the stereotypical emo myspace hot-topic my chemical romance kind of guy. he wore TONS of makeup and was obssessed with inuyasha and came to school wearing all black and chains and shit. and when he danced DDR, he would close his eyes and hold out his arms before the music started like he was in some sort of trance. and he was in love with slipknot and sephiroth D:

[Hammi]

We had a whole section just for handicapped people on high school. Thats right, we literally saw retards every day running around as if they were seeing pink elephants.

[Gmagnum]

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[LordZeebmork]

okay I used to be in special ed because apparently hating stupid people is a mental illness or some bullshit like that so I\\\'m not even going to bother listing the drooling retards (literally) there!! although one of my teachers was a neo-nazi and he always tried to insult the jewish kids. and one of the jewish kids was gay for hitler or something.

anyway, my high school is a fucking freakshow and all the retards are popular. there\\\'s some stupid chick who wears a trenchcoat every day, attacks people for no reason, and talks endlessly about obscure bits of japanese history. she also dyed her hair blue.

then there\\\'s a black guy who never talks about anything except how he wants to be a crack-dealing hobo when he grows up. he showed up to school in a miniskirt once.

and a creepy kid who\\\'s like four feet tall, watches nickelodeon shit constantly, and sings "they\\\'re coming to take me away", the free credit report song, and theme songs from shitty shows like ben 10, and an asian kid who is even shorter, calls everyone fat, and tries to convince people that he\\\'s jesus.

and, of course, an endless pile of fat ugly black bitches who smell like rotting fried chicken and wear tight neon pink pants. why the fuck are they allowed to live?

I seriously want to know where you guys go to highschool because my school is the most boring thing ever, the most goth kid we have at my school is just one kid who wears a black shirt everyday

lucky bastard. you go to private school or something?

also that reminds me, there was a black goth kid with a spic mustache in my guitar class last year. he wore chains and carried a fruits basket manpurse.

[Fuzz]

There's this amoeba of a kid who's all pale and gelatinous... He likes to stare at people with a smile that goes from ear to ear and a look on his face like, "I'm going to eat you". And don't get me started on his freaky, high pitched laugh. He likes to follow me around and such.

[Gmagnum]

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[leone]

there was a kid with (real) Asperger's that used to go to my school
he dropped out sophomore year because people kept making fun of him
then he came back like a month later only he was really fucking fat and people didnt even know who he was at first

then he dropped out again