FP: Skank-Tits

[Philip K Dick]

A long ass time ago........ a horrible creature descended up from the depths of hell to wreak widespread havoc on gay cops in Central America... Now... one... gay... cop's... wife... has defeated the beast  and has claimed the title of "Skank-Tits" for her own.



Skank-tits is resistant to earth-elemental attacks, and all damage from projectiles is cancelled. SPECIAL ABILITIES: Fireballs, Ice balls, Thunderball

, sacrifice a land: Skank-Tits gains vigilance until your next upkeep.



When traveling on foot, always bring several small, pre-prepared meals in case you get lost.

[Daveb0t]

Thunderball was the worst of the James Bond films

[salutations]

is that the lead singer of uhh paramore.


she's cute as hell

[redmongoose]

if you dont draw a picture for the next thread like this you make I will just delete it ok I dont make the rules I just enforce them

[Philip K Dick]

if you dont draw a picture for the next thread like this you make I will just delete it ok I dont make the rules I just enforce them

[funzop]

if you dont draw a picture for the next thread like this you make I will just delete it ok I dont make the rules I just enforce them

lmao smartass