the new Mummy

ZekeySpaceyLizard · August 1, 2008 07:53 AM

and not even in the "its ass but entertaining like transformers or cloverfield" sense

its just ass.

that is all.

Philip K Dick · August 1, 2008 08:02 AM

drop the pot

drop the party

jeffrey\\\'s just freeze

rtil · August 1, 2008 08:33 AM

i heard there aren't even mummies in it

ZekeySpaceyLizard · August 1, 2008 09:01 AM

nope just lots of zombies

sQueef · August 1, 2008 01:13 PM

I hate brendan fraiser

texas · August 1, 2008 06:24 PM

i liked brendan frasier in The Air i Breathe
only movie ive seen where he was a serious character

Hammi · August 1, 2008 06:43 PM

MRat · August 1, 2008 09:04 PM

Once upon a time I loved Brendan Fraser. No longer.

mishkamash · August 2, 2008 01:52 AM

he's pretty gay

texas · August 2, 2008 01:58 AM

i think bedazzled is a good movie

ZekeySpaceyLizard · August 2, 2008 02:09 AM

Quote from: morgan freemani think bedazzled is a good movie

best part was when he was a columbian drug lord

MRat · August 2, 2008 02:10 AM

Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: morgan freemani think bedazzled is a good movie

best part was when he was a columbian drug lord

Gerkinman · August 2, 2008 03:51 AM

I hear it has talking yeti's

redmongoose · August 2, 2008 06:14 AM

monkeybone would have been awesome if they hadn't cut all that shit out to get the PG 13 rating

MRat · August 2, 2008 06:32 AM

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEmonkeybone would have been awesome if they hadn't cut all that shit out to get the PG 13 rating

It was still awesome. Ok no it wasn't, but I enjoy watching it all the same. It's a shame they murdered it, though.

davidmoore0 · August 2, 2008 05:13 PM

Did they cast a new Evelyn? She looked different for the two seconds I saw of her in the trailer.

ZekeySpaceyLizard · August 2, 2008 08:08 PM

yes
the previous actress realized it was going to eat balls and jumped ship before the movie started production

davidmoore0 · August 2, 2008 09:08 PM

damn. I was looking forward to a new Mummy movie, expecting it to be good. I loved the other two. The Scorpion King sort of sucked as well.

MRat · August 2, 2008 11:39 PM

Quote from: davidmoore0damn. I was looking forward to a new Mummy movie, expecting it to be good. I loved the other two. The Scorpion King sort of sucked as well.

This, until I saw the trailer. Also upon re-watching The Scorpion King I realized it was a comedy in disguise.

texas · August 2, 2008 11:47 PM

speaking of comedies in disguise
when i went to see transformers in the theaters with my friend
from the very first line we were cracking up constantly
ive never laughed harder at a movie than i did at transformers
except for on the parts that were trying to be funny