"THANK YOU!!! *throwing hands up in frustration*"

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"THANK YOU!!! *throwing hands up in frustration*"
by: 23rdAngel
date: July 20, 2008

Once again, an excellent point.
No one is nice and courteous to anyone anymore. I remember back in the day when people actually had this little thing called "manners". Also, even though I'm a girl, I say, WOMEN SUCK!!!!!!! ("Literally, AND figuratively.")
He's right, you can't even be nice to a fucking woman (or anyone ELSE, for that matter,) without getting shit for it. I feel the same when it comes to feminists and neglectful mothers. They just make me want to go up to them and punch them in the fucking gut so hard, that my fist gets embedded into their mid-section and I'll be able to rip out their fucking fallopian tubes !! Maybe then they'll stop reproducing! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND WOMEN!!!

(This next part is dedicated to anyone who didn't like this, or any other of illwillpress' cartoons.)
Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS EVERYONE'S BLOODY GODDAM OBSESSION WITH WANTING FOAMY TO HAVE FUCKING LIPS??!!! HE'S A CARTOON SQUIRREL!! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE LIPS!!! EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS IS JUST THE WAY THAT illwillpress DRAWS "ANIMALS"?? THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A PERSONAL STYLE, PEOPLE!!!
HOW COME NO ONE EVER COMPLAINED WHEN GARFIELD NEVER MOVED HIS LIPS, HUH?????!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!! This is fucking Flash animation.
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
And as for the backgrounds, I think they're very nicely drawn. I don't care where they come from or what they look like, just so long as they don't distract the eye away from the central story-line too much.
In fact, WHY ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM AT ALL???!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!! THEY'RE JUST THERE TO FILL IN THE BACKGROUND!
Hence the name BACKGROUND!!!!!
WHAT, DO YOU WANT A FUCKING FRESCO PAINTING????? FUCK OFF!
In case you assholes haven't noticed, nothing is done by hand anymore.
It's all done with FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAMS!!!!! EVEN PAINTINGS!!!!!!!!!
When was the last fucking time you actually saw something that was animated by hand???
Leave illwillpress alone!
His art and animation keeps getting better and better. Most of his stuff is drawn AND animated far better than most of the stuff I have seen nowadays, and I am a fucking person who sees animation a lot. Yes, my life is wasting away, and I know my opinion isn't worth a rabbit shit to anyone, but I know quality, and I know what's funny, and I can take a joke.
In MY opinion, illwillpress' cartoons are here to entertain, and to inform. (At least that the way I see them. Like Foamy himself, I don't expect you to agree with me, I just say my opinion. Get over it.) They've been extremely funny since the very beginning as I see them, and they have also brought up a lot of issues that should get at least the slightest bit of recognition so we can try to improve them. Or could it be that you just don't like hearing how much you all suck?
I don't think illwillpress or any OTHER artist here is trying to become the next Walt Disney. Are you expecting these animators to come up with something that is going to win them a fucking Oscar or something?? If they wanted to do that, they would be working in an animation studio that produces cartoons that will do that!
Ever think that maybe they're posting their stories here because they WANT to?? So that other people can watch them and just enjoy them?? It's NEWGROUNDS! "EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE"!!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??!!
IF YOU ASSHOLES ARE SO SICK OF ALL THE "sucky ass, poor quality, horribly lip-synced crap", STOP COMING HERE TO WATCH THEM!!!!!
I think you assholes are just upset because there are no boobs and dicks being waved around in these cartoons.
Fucking sex-obsessed, blind, close-minded morons.
If you know so goddam much about how to make high quality animation,
GO MAKE YOU OWN FUCKING CARTOONS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE STUFF BEING MADE HERE!
LEAVE THE REST OF US POOR "TASTELESS" BASTARDS WHO DO ALONE!!!!

GODDAM IT, THIS IS WHAT FOAMY WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT!!!
COURTESY, DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO COMMON COURTESY??!!
I USUALLY DON'T GET THIS ANGRY, AND I HATE TO TALK TO PEOPLE THIS WAS, BUT YOU FUCKERS ARE JUST PISSING ME OFF!
SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
GAH!


People think this is a useless review.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/449737





lmfao god the illwillpress fans are back in droves what a nightmare, resurrect the fuckin ucfd

[sQueef]

wow fuck her

[f0d]

i love it when a raging cunt goes on a rampage (no offense ladies!). this is easily the whiniest review ive ever read

[Gerkinman]

I agree, what did happen to courtesy?

[Sonni]

Oh yeah, I remember this person. The one who write that long stupid review on "The Nail." Not surprise at all.

[MRat]

Wow, that was one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

[psi43]

wow there's a lot, a LOT of shit there but there's actually one thing I agree with:

Ever think that maybe they're posting their stories here because they WANT to?? So that other people can watch them and just enjoy them?? It's NEWGROUNDS! "EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE"!!

[Sinitron]

i preferred "the problems of the future, today!" even if it made no sense

[MRat]

i preferred "the problems of the future, today!" even if it made no sense

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

this review reminds me again why I never left newgrounds despite despising the majority of the audience there
we need to find a way to destroy these people

[R. Wappin]

In case you assholes haven't noticed, nothing is done by hand anymore.
It's all done with FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAMS!!!!! EVEN PAINTINGS!!!!!!!!!
When was the last fucking time you actually saw something that was animated by hand???

There's just so much horribly wrong with this part I don't know where to begin

[bcube]

I think this would be perfect for wps to make an animation to

[notorious]

In case you assholes haven't noticed, nothing is done by hand anymore.
It's all done with FUCKING COMPUTER PROGRAMS!!!!! EVEN PAINTINGS!!!!!!!!!
When was the last fucking time you actually saw something that was animated by hand???

There's just so much horribly wrong with this part I don't know where to begin

oh my god what the fuc newgrounds users are the biggest group of ignorant chumps i've ever seen

[f0d]

door holding is really awful i cant believe how good the reception is

usually people call iwp on his shit, but it appears most of the negative reviews are getting deleted. the fact that foamheads are returning to NG in droves does not bode well

[adamant]

lmfao "ressurrect the ucfd"

[f0d]

lmfao "ressurrect the ucfd"

i miss all the total and complete faggots like sakura, mrballi, and boodestroyer.