Disabling laptop speakers.

[Sinitron]

Okay, so I was wondering if anyone knows how to disable laptop speakers; basically, I only want to use my headset/earplugs, and have no audio otherwise, even when these are unplugged. Currently, the speakers are disabled whenever I connect anything else (afore-mentioned headset, other speakers, etc...), but I want to permanently disable them altogether without tearing them out, and preventing humiliating scenarios in which I accidentally unplug the headset while I'm looking at hardcore scat porn in a public library or something. I asked some other people for help, and they could only suggest fucking around with the BIOS, and Google yields no effective results. From the looks of it, I'll need a different laptop model altogether (I use a modified Acer 5610Z, I don't remember the exact model number but it has somewhat better hardware), but if anyone has any suggestions/ideas that DO NOT INVOLVE OPENING IT UP AND PHYSICALLY DISABLING THE SPEAKERS are welcome.

[cr0m]

stab them

it dont involve oPENING them!!!

[Sinitron]

i would still be physically disabling them, fucker

[cr0m]

noob