wow fuck malachy

[Thor]

And that is why I don't submit things to Newgrounds. Not that I really have anything to submit anyways.

I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING, HONEST!

[rtil]

this is more about malachy but in all honesty i do hope egoraptor continues to make these pieces of trash so he will be tortured by 11 year olds for the rest of his life, begging for awesome cartoons based on the latest and greatest video games

[trent bortknob]

ive been saying that shit for forever and i think i finally found a good way of putting it

i know its gonna sound like mindchamber or soemthing but we do sorta act like hypocrites a lot and im guilty of it too

[MRat]

One day, Arin Hanson will stand dejected and lost in a crevice between two mountainous plateaus, and high above him shall stand us all, proud and strong.


Translation, this shit doesn't fucking matter.

[trent bortknob]

what the fuck is  malachy

[Thor]

I hope, then, that the lack of response from this malachy character is enough to get him removed, or adds to the number of reasons why to remove him.

Does Tom actually listen to people? Who runs the site anyways?

[LordZeebmork]

also someone get malachy\\\'s attention - all the people replying to thor are breaking one of the holy review guidelines!

he\\\'s in the newgrounds irc room if anyone feels like it
irc.webmaster.com #newgrounds.com

if i\\\'m not allowed to say that then i shouldn\\\'t be allowed to criticize any flash, period.

I think that\\\'s the point

I swear, if NewGrounds was a real place, where I met these people face to face when they said these things, there would be so many fucking bodies.

if I ever meet anyone who likes egoraptor\\\'s bullshit I WILL DESTROY THEIR FUCKING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS

wait, anyone who likes that bullshit doesn\\\'t have reproductive organs

ive read numerous times where people around places like tba or the ss and have said "woah dude look at this faggot over reacting at my shitty movie i made in like 5 minutes what a fag!! wh are they making such a big deal about a cartoon????" when they read reviews for their movies that arent meant to be great

but then i see topics here and at the ss complaining abiout sprites and parodies and im wondering why anyone is making such a big deal about gay cartoons

because the gay cartoons they make are popular and overrated as fuck because newgrounds has attracted and conditioned its audience to swallow that shit

this is more about malachy but in all honesty i do hope egoraptor continues to make these pieces of trash so he will be tortured by 11 year olds for the rest of his life, begging for awesome cartoons based on the latest and greatest video games

I think he likes the attention

what the fuck is  malachy

the worst review mod since kidray76 when he was active

actually worse

Who runs the site anyways?

Wade and the mods. Tom sold out to the point where he can\\\'t pay attention. he\\\'s making fucking console games now what the fuck is that bullshit

also fuck malachy left the irc room while I was typing that

[MRat]

Jesus Christ Zeebmork.
'Durr Tom makes console games dat sure is bad!"

Tom still runs the site, everyone still listens to him when it comes down to it. He makes the rules, and he decides what happens.

Sure he has plenty of shit staff, but most of the time all the shit you faggots complain about is nothing but the nature of the site in the first place, and you're wasting your breath complaining. It's like going to a fair and saying "Man fucking Ferris Wheels suck!" then finding the manager and telling him to get rid of the Ferris Wheel because you don't like it.


I have no problem with criticizing garbage like Awesome Gaiden or sprite movies, because that's what the review system is for, and I agree the shit Malachy pulled is disgusting, but it's Tom's goddamn site and he can do whatever he pleases with it.

[rtil]

lmao tom doesn't run the site he's too busy making castle crashers

[LordZeebmork]

Jesus Christ Zeebmork.
'Durr Tom makes console games dat sure is bad!"

Tom still runs the site, everyone still listens to him when it comes down to it. He makes the rules, and he decides what happens.

when was the last time he was involved with anything on the site

Wade and the mods make basically all of the decisions

Sure he has plenty of shit staff, but most of the time all the shit you faggots complain about is nothing but the nature of the site in the first place, and you're wasting your breath complaining.

oh okay the site is about video game parodies for stupid kids now??

It's like going to a fair and saying "Man fucking Ferris Wheels suck!" then finding the manager and telling him to get rid of the Ferris Wheel because you don't like it.

no, it's like living in a town that tries to attract inner-city black people and turns into pure shit

I have no problem with criticizing garbage like Awesome Gaiden or sprite movies, because that's what the review system is for, and I agree the shit Malachy pulled is disgusting, but it's Tom's goddamn site and he can do whatever he pleases with it.

and since when has he done anything

if he has recently, I haven't heard about it

[aokmaniac13]

Jesus what a bunch of pussies, can't even take a little heat.
Where I come from, if you make shit you get shit back like tha good lord intended it uyuk.

[MRat]

Tom told Bob what to do with the store. Tom made all the critical decisions about the redesign. Every morning from 7 until 10 Tom watches nearly every Flash that comes through the portal.

Tom is barely even touching Castle Crashers right now, his lackeys are testing it for bugs.



Also Zeebmork, NewGrounds was always a site for shitty parodies. From the very first day. It used to be pop icons like Britney Spears, now it's video games. Doesn't make a difference.

You're analogy about inner-city shit was retarded and didn't really say anything.

[wps]

I never review bad movies anymore
I just ignore them

Sometimes I vote 0 on them

but

thats it really





aren't i gret?!!?!?!!?!?!

[topcatyo]

God forbid Tom get away from his site packed with retards and work on something else for once.
Oh wait...

[Sonni]

I have to admit though, I actually enjoy many of the video game parodies flash there (please don't kill me) but I don't see that it's wrong to have people criticizing it. Instead, it should be encouraged so that the flash movies are scored out more fairly even only a little more. What the review mods been doing from what I see is discouraging such things.

But what can you say, it's the internet, Newground is an entertainment site after all and ultimately they provide us free entertainment. So I just did what WPS did.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

i know its gonna sound like mindchamber or soemthing but we do sorta act like hypocrites a lot and im guilty of it too

There's a difference though.

We're fully aware, that when we make spam, that it is shit. We are fully aware that it is lacking in merit and doesnt deserve a high score. It's made purposely to get a negative reaction to watch these kids lose their cool and write ridiculous angry reviews that we can all laugh at.

I've never seen anyone on the ss or tba defend something that was clearly shit as if it were something great unless they were doing it in a humorous ironic way for a laugh. Which is pretty much what the ss was founded on. Like when you look at a small child's fingerpaint clusterfuck and vow "this is a masterpiece"
Noone is serious about it.


These people are different.
These people are not aware. They actually think that they are making high-quality entertainment and have deluded themselves into thinking that sprites and parodies are the best forms of expressing an idea.
And then they make thing like this: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/715656/1 where they desperately try to use preschool logic to explain why they've been conditioned to be as shortsighted as they are.



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[Sonni]

WTF Sprite Protection Agency.

This is the first time I heard of this thing.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

dont bump it.

its pretty dead other than sean joystick and others spamming it every now and then.

[wps]

roflmao
i lov the spa

[MRat]

Those "assholes" will always think that sprite movies are shit and they will always go with animating movies the hard way, which is drawing your own graphics. You can't change their minds. Some people will still always enjoy sprite movies, some won't.

and they will always go with animating movies the hard way, which is drawing your own graphics.

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and they will always go with animating movies the hard way, which is drawing your own graphics.

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and they will always go with animating movies the hard way, which is drawing your own graphics.

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the hard way

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