wow fuck malachy

[LordZeebmork]

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 8 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Ashura The Hedgehog Intro on 6/20/08 at 9:25:04 PM:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: well hot diggity damn.
Review: yet another generic sprite anime movie. just what the portal needs.

not.

take those tweens and filters and do something original with them instead of making a generic shitty sprite movie series centered around bad recolors. sprite shits have been done to the point where nothing original can be done with them.

and for fuck's sake, if you're going to do a sprite series, do them around something besides mario and sonic.
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The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:

"If you don't like sprite movies, don't watch them. Please offer some advice or some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. "

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

[rtil]

same here

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 7 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Awesome Gaiden on 6/22/08 at 5:34:55 AM:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: i slipped
Review: i would say "stop beating a dead horse", but i know you need to keep whoring out your series to sell DVD\\\'s.

looks like i already said it though. whoops.

enjoy listening to "u should make ________ into an awesome car2n!!!" for the rest of your life.

tips: make more naruto super dubs instead. even though super is a pretty stupid word, it\\\'s not as stupid as awesome.

People think this is a useless review.
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The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:

"If you feel your review is going to be deleted, chances are you shouldn\\\'t post it. If you have a problem with a certain author, reviews are NOT the place to bring up that frustration. "

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

i never said i thought it was going to be deleted, i was just predicting the vote tally!

either way , this mod seems to delete reviews for the wrong reasons. "you\\\'re beating a dead horse" is a legitimate criticism.

[Sonni]

"If you feel your review is going to be deleted, chances are you shouldn't post it. "

If that's the case who the hell would want to criticize any work. No wonder the flash movie scores at Newgrounds is so damn high now a days unless it's not video game or anime related.

[LordZeebmork]

i never said i thought it was going to be deleted, i was just predicting the vote tally!

I'm starting to think Malachy can't read.

Wait, that's already an established fact.

[CoolDrMoney]

Im just gonna repost what you said and change around a couple of words so it doesn\\\'t get deleted

Actually fuck it I dont even care

[rtil]

no kidding sonni/zeebmork
i mean if low-scoring reviews with criticism are merit for deletion, then so are all the 10/10 reviews that say "this is teh pwn!!!!!!! 1628937461892734/10!!!!!!"

[MRat]

Despite the fact that I hate most of NG's content, I understand that NG is for that shit. However, there is one thing I thing absolutely fucking HAS to be changed, and that's how the review system is run.


Nearly every single mod is worthless.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

"If you don't like sprite movies, don't watch them. "


what great logic
that'll fix everything

[rtil]

lmao i sent him a PM and this is one of the things he said to me about why low-scoring reviews are deleted:

Well you see, TomFulp feels that every author enjoys some positive feedback, and those are only going to make the author happier. Lower scoring reviews are usually looked at more critically because they can damage a submissions review score and really, what fun is a bunch of unrelated criticisms?

Lower scoring reviews are usually looked at more critically because they can damage a submissions review score

MY 9.7/10 HAS BEEN LOWERED TO A 9.69/10

SOMEBODY CALL TOM FULP

[wps]

kidray time!

[mishkamash]

what a bunch of uptight pansies
i mean really

not u guys

[rtil]

"If you don't like sprite movies, don't watch them.

oh you know i finally get it now. so if we didn't think the movie deserved a 10/10, we just shouldn't review it period. i feel like a new man!

[wps]

if all da 13 year old sprite faggots would do the same then I would get pretty fuckn high scores!!!

[sQueef]

time to take matters into our own hands
let the blood of the the infidels run in the streets
and wash away the filth of newgrounds
we are left with no other option
we must blow up the NG offices

[LordZeebmork]

oh, another fun thing about reviews: when I copy and paste a review from waterlollies and leave it for something else it gets marked helpful, whereas if I leave actual criticism and try to help the author improve it gets marked useless and usually gets deleted

no kidding sonni/zeebmork
i mean if low-scoring reviews with criticism are merit for deletion, then so are all the 10/10 reviews that say "this is teh pwn!!!!!!! 1628937461892734/10!!!!!!"

yeah except whoops that\\\'s the common viewpoint and newgrounds does everything it can to encourage that sort of hivemind bullshit

Despite the fact that I hate most of NG\\\'s content, I understand that NG is for that shit. However, there is one thing I thing absolutely fucking HAS to be changed, and that\\\'s how the review system is run.


Nearly every single mod is worthless.

yeah, especially malachy

every fucking time he banned me it was because he either misread the review or made up a bullshit rule that doesn\\\'t even exist

I\\\'ll try to find more later

Well you see, TomFulp feels that every author enjoys some positive feedback, and those are only going to make the author happier. Lower scoring reviews are usually looked at more critically because they can damage a submissions review score and really, what fun is a bunch of unrelated criticisms?

Lower scoring reviews are usually looked at more critically because they can damage a submissions review score

[/i]

newgrounds is turning into deviantart what the fuck is that bullshit

if tom fulp really believes that sack of shit he\\\'s fucking insane. the point of a review is to help the author improve, not suck his cock.

kidray time!

kidray hasn\\\'t done shit to me lately although he was shitty when he did. he also doesn\\\'t understand basic spelling or grammar.

unfortunately, I used to delete everything m-bot sent me so I don\\\'t have many of these

I\\\'m sure if I had left basically the same reviews for popular movies they would have been marked helpful

You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 7 days.
This is a result of the review you left for @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@z on 6/8/08 at 6:45:53 PM:

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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: BURGERAP
Review: a classic for all ages
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The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:

"Please review the content of the submission. a one sentence response that mentions nothing about the animation is abusive."

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

whereas the one-sentence responses that mention nothing about the animation that are left on top-50 movies are marked helpful



You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 7 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Blue\\\'s Dogs n Dicks Day on 5/20/08 at 8:03:34 PM:

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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: hey
Review: wasn\\\'t dogs and dicks day supposed to be sometime last year when chewy spammed up the fun house thing with dog dickings?

other than that nice job afasfasd
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The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:

"lets actually review the content of the submission."

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

whoa hey looks like I did



You have been banned from submitting reviews for the next 5 days.
This is a result of the review you left for Bangfest 420 on 5/11/08 at 2:56:09 AM:

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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: heyy
Review: mind telling me how you got a 2.96 out of a talking blob and some static? I need those skills hjhjhjhjh

anyway yep

yep

good

especially the part where things happened
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The moderator Malachy gave the following reason for the ban:

"You need to offer some advice or constructive criticism. Please keep personal remarks and conversations to PMs, IMs and Email."

Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ before submitting further reviews.

lmao what the fuck

[Michelle]

lmfao what the hell?

think it's safe to say that kid's harassing you zeeb

[sQueef]

you still havent noticed i upvote my shit to have a nice batting average so i can show off my leet stats to the boys down at NG???

in reference to the blobby static 2.96 review

[LordZeebmork]

lmfao what the hell?

think it's safe to say that kid's harassing you zeeb

I think he does that to everyone who isn't a mindless sheep

you still havent noticed i upvote my shit to have a nice batting average so i can show off my leet stats to the boys down at NG???

in reference to the blobby static 2.96 review

I five everything that I submit and it doesn't get a 2.96

[wps]

holy fucking shit
malachy is a motherfucking dumbass

damn!

also kidray never does shit anymore
what happened to him?

did you have to call the artista slut?

[rtil]

i'm seriously considering adding a 'newgrounds quotes' section to this website where you can submit and torture yourself with all the stupid things people like malachy say