im goin 2 germany

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zomfgbie

May 11, 2008 08:14 AM
dont ask me why half of the british army is in germany right now

anyway give me some useful phrases. ones asking where i can get some food or beer would be useful

oh and hello Nicole im invading your country
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

psi43

#1
May 11, 2008 08:22 AM
Where? If you're close to the north we could meet up!!

"Fick dich" would be fuck you. Very useful!

zomfgbie

#2
May 11, 2008 08:30 AM
im in cologne, wherever that is
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

psi43

#3
May 11, 2008 08:48 AM
542km away );.

zomfgbie

#4
May 11, 2008 08:48 AM
we have tanks!! theyre pretty fast
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

vinexist

#5
May 11, 2008 12:17 PM
You should turn up outside nicole's house with a tank

rtil

#6
May 11, 2008 12:20 PM
bring back a doremi keychain

psi43

#7
May 11, 2008 12:26 PM
If you see a German guy, tell him this joke:
Wohin fliegt ein schwuler Adler??? Zu seinem Horst!!!

cr0m

#8
May 11, 2008 03:42 PM
Quote from: ψNicoleIf you see a German guy, tell him this joke:
Wohin fliegt ein schwuler Adler??? Zu seinem Horst!!!
lmao wat the fuck
cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX

trent bortknob

#9
May 11, 2008 04:54 PM
where does a gay eagle fly??? why kind of joke is that

psi43

#10
May 11, 2008 04:59 PM
Quote from: taylorbortnerisawhere does a gay eagle fly??? why kind of joke is that


I don't know why kind of joke that is!!

Also, it's "Where does a gay eagle fly?? To his eyrie!!

Horst is German for eyrie but is also a name for mostly gay men. The joke is supposed to be unfunny enough to be funny.

MRat

#11
May 11, 2008 05:28 PM
Quote from: ψNicole
Quote from: taylorbortnerisawhere does a gay eagle fly??? why kind of joke is that


I don't know why kind of joke that is!!

Also, it's "Where does a gay eagle fly?? To his eyrie!!

Horst is German for eyrie but is also a name for mostly gay men. The joke is supposed to be unfunny enough to be funny.


Bad German puns.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

CoolDrMoney

#12
May 11, 2008 05:37 PM
QuoteI don't know why kind of joke that is!!

Also, it's "Where does a gay eagle fly?? To his eyrie!!

Horst is German for eyrie but is also a name for mostly gay men. The joke is supposed to be unfunny enough to be funny.

Why the Brits are invadin Germany
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

wps

#13
May 13, 2008 08:11 AM
Germany is boring as hell
that's why krauts are always on vacation in the Netherlands

teeh
Quote from: KingDavidWPS you are really immature, RTIL is a nice normal guy and i'm not kissing his ass either - he's earned his title, and that's my opinion. Why the fuck would you join RTIL's forum if you had a problem with him and his society? I thought you left besides, yes you have talent but that doesn't give you the right to be an arrogant prick - i don't even care if you're joking.
Quote from: deadSTARI'm allowed to be a hypocrite, I'm better than you wps.
Quote from: taylorseriously wps and sinister are the most annoying people on the forums next to like yungjazz and mindchamber

every post by wps is elitist shit in all caps and telling people that they suck
Quote from: f0dwps and sinister are gay with all their hateful shit
Quote from: naruto102get the fuck out of here wps we don't like you
QuotePigletsMemories says:
Your art may be good, but you're still a complete, senseless asshole.

psi43

#14
May 13, 2008 09:01 AM
^Never heard that Germans go to the Netherlands for vacation actually.

wps

#15
May 13, 2008 10:09 AM
are you fucking kidding me
this place is drowning in German tourists

our theme parks are full of krauts, our zoos are full of krauts, our big cities are full of krauts
Quote from: KingDavidWPS you are really immature, RTIL is a nice normal guy and i'm not kissing his ass either - he's earned his title, and that's my opinion. Why the fuck would you join RTIL's forum if you had a problem with him and his society? I thought you left besides, yes you have talent but that doesn't give you the right to be an arrogant prick - i don't even care if you're joking.
Quote from: deadSTARI'm allowed to be a hypocrite, I'm better than you wps.
Quote from: taylorseriously wps and sinister are the most annoying people on the forums next to like yungjazz and mindchamber

every post by wps is elitist shit in all caps and telling people that they suck
Quote from: f0dwps and sinister are gay with all their hateful shit
Quote from: naruto102get the fuck out of here wps we don't like you
QuotePigletsMemories says:
Your art may be good, but you're still a complete, senseless asshole.

psi43

#16
May 13, 2008 10:26 AM
We've got a lot of Dutch people going here, too so umm

LordZeebmork

#17
May 13, 2008 10:46 AM
don't forget to fuck a windmill on your way!!
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

cr0m

#18
May 13, 2008 11:52 AM
fuck the pavement
cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX cr0mZX

wps

#19
May 13, 2008 12:00 PM
most likely those werent dutchmen but belgians
because belgians fuckin suck


also lordzeebmork damn u sur got me there
Quote from: KingDavidWPS you are really immature, RTIL is a nice normal guy and i'm not kissing his ass either - he's earned his title, and that's my opinion. Why the fuck would you join RTIL's forum if you had a problem with him and his society? I thought you left besides, yes you have talent but that doesn't give you the right to be an arrogant prick - i don't even care if you're joking.
Quote from: deadSTARI'm allowed to be a hypocrite, I'm better than you wps.
Quote from: taylorseriously wps and sinister are the most annoying people on the forums next to like yungjazz and mindchamber

every post by wps is elitist shit in all caps and telling people that they suck
Quote from: f0dwps and sinister are gay with all their hateful shit
Quote from: naruto102get the fuck out of here wps we don't like you
QuotePigletsMemories says:
Your art may be good, but you're still a complete, senseless asshole.
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