a day in the life of taylor bortner

[Philip K Dick]

taYlorbortnerisa: are we gonna redo xgzks
taYlorbortnerisa: now
Masta HLG: yes
taYlorbortnerisa: send he drums

Masta HLG: ok
Masta HLG: so
Masta HLG: want me to record vox
Masta HLG: or some shit
taYlorbortnerisa: when im done
Masta HLG: k
taYlorbortnerisa: and be sure
taYlorbortnerisa: to send them to me
taYlorbortnerisa: when you\\\'re done recording them
Masta HLG: k

Masta HLG: hows teh song comin
taYlorbortnerisa: its goin teh gret
Masta HLG: teh relaly
Masta HLG: like


Masta HLG: specifically
taYlorbortnerisa: i have the bass done
taYlorbortnerisa: i have to perfect the
taYlorbortnerisa: gutiar solos
taYlorbortnerisa: i think the tone
taYlorbortnerisa: on the guitar
taYlorbortnerisa: will be much better
Masta HLG: so you havent started the guitar yet
taYlorbortnerisa: i have it already recorded
Masta HLG: ph
Masta HLG: oh
Masta HLG: so everythings recorde
Masta HLG: d
Masta HLG: ?
taYlorbortnerisa: yeah im just tweaking the solos!
Masta HLG: \and then youre dun!?
taYlorbortnerisa: yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masta HLG: DONE!? i want to record teh vox
taYlorbortnerisa: ALMOSTR

Masta HLG: now r u dun
taYlorbortnerisa: almost

Masta HLG: what about now
taYlorbortnerisa: shut up ill tell you when im done
Masta HLG: ok well hurry up

taYlorbortnerisa wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\Documents\download\mastahlg\xgzks remake.mp3.
taYlorbortnerisa: btw done
Masta HLG received C:\Users\Armon\Documents\download\mastahlg\xgzks remake.mp3.
Masta HLG: um im getting
Masta HLG: a lot of static
taYlorbortnerisa: from it being too loud?
taYlorbortnerisa: i used distorted bass
Masta HLG: wait
Masta HLG: no
Masta HLG: its just shitty auditon
taYlorbortnerisa: you dont get it in windows media playter
taYlorbortnerisa: >>
taYlorbortnerisa: ??
Masta HLG: i dont get it in itunes
taYlorbortnerisa: alright well its just shitty audition
taYlorbortnerisa: then
Masta HLG: what do i pitch correc it
Masta HLG: you should probably fix the part where you fuck up

taYlorbortnerisa is idle at 5:56:24 PM.
Masta HLG: faggot

taYlorbortnerisa is no longer idle at 6:10:50 PM.
taYlorbortnerisa: ok
taYlorbortnerisa: sorry
taYlorbortnerisa: about that
taYlorbortnerisa: my dad
taYlorbortnerisa: randomly called me down
taYlorbortnerisa: for a HUGE family meeting
taYlorbortnerisa: again
taYlorbortnerisa: so
taYlorbortnerisa: what do i need to do??
Masta HLG: fix your fuckups
taYlorbortnerisa: which one
Masta HLG: also
Masta HLG: this song
Masta HLG: is impossible to sing
Masta HLG: without sounding really dumb
taYlorbortnerisa: i dont think so
taYlorbortnerisa: you didnt sound dumb in the last version
taYlorbortnerisa: name one fuck up
Masta HLG: 0:49
Masta HLG: you can clearly hear you fucking up
taYlorbortnerisa: yeah that entire section
taYlorbortnerisa: is bad
taYlorbortnerisa: i couldn\\\'t hear it through the drums and bass though
taYlorbortnerisa: ill fix it
Masta HLG: i wish i could sing thios song slower
taYlorbortnerisa: can ou sing the
taYlorbortnerisa: hide under the weather
taYlorbortnerisa: part
Masta HLG: thats the easy part
Masta HLG: i9mean
Masta HLG: the hard part
taYlorbortnerisa: whats the easy part
taYlorbortnerisa: the
taYlorbortnerisa: i dont know why
taYlorbortnerisa: part?
Masta HLG: ye
taYlorbortnerisa: just use pitch correction
taYlorbortnerisa: the key
taYlorbortnerisa: is
Masta HLG: gz#
taYlorbortnerisa: major
taYlorbortnerisa: and then minor
taYlorbortnerisa: i BELIEVE
taYlorbortnerisa: is the solo good
Masta HLG: i havent listened yet lmao
Masta HLG: yes
Masta HLG: its good
taYlorbortnerisa: the entire song
taYlorbortnerisa: sounds
taYlorbortnerisa: professionally done
taYlorbortnerisa: its
taYlorbortnerisa: incredible
taYlorbortnerisa: i have no idea
taYlorbortnerisa: why you aren\\\'t
taYlorbortnerisa: freaking out
taYlorbortnerisa: at how good it osunds
Masta HLG: its cause of the new drums
Masta HLG: and your different less annoying tone
taYlorbortnerisa: yes
taYlorbortnerisa: not metal
Masta HLG: the vocals ruin it though
taYlorbortnerisa: did you use distortion
Masta HLG: yes
taYlorbortnerisa: alright
taYlorbortnerisa: well what do you have
Masta HLG: should i not
Masta HLG: use distortion?
taYlorbortnerisa: you should
taYlorbortnerisa: it makes it sound cool
Masta HLG: ugh
Masta HLG: i cant even sing the chorus
taYlorbortnerisa: send whatever you have
taYlorbortnerisa: recorded
taYlorbortnerisa: ill be the judge
Masta HLG: its truly awful
taYlorbortnerisa: i HAVE TO EAT DINNER
taYlorbortnerisa: brb
taYlorbortnerisa: ill eat fast
Masta HLG: k
Masta HLG: ill finish recroding

taYlorbortnerisa: done/???
Masta HLG: arghh
Masta HLG: i hate my voice
taYlorbortnerisa: i love it send
Masta HLG: i deleted everything
taYlorbortnerisa: faggot i hate you i wish you were fucking dead just kidding
Masta HLG: if this song was in a higher pitch i could sing it well
Masta HLG: im just gonna use the old vox
Masta HLG: and redo the chorus
taYlorbortnerisa: ok!
taYlorbortnerisa: send the old vox
taYlorbortnerisa: ill edit
taYlorbortnerisa: skim
taYlorbortnerisa: alirght???
taYlorbortnerisa: and then send me the chorus
Masta HLG wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\Music\horrible vocals.mp3.
taYlorbortnerisa: send again
Masta HLG wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\Music\horrible vocals.mp3.
taYlorbortnerisa received C:\Users\Armon\Music\horrible vocals.mp3.
Masta HLG wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\6th and 7th\edede.mp3.
taYlorbortnerisa: SWEND AGAIN
Masta HLG wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\6th and 7th\edede.mp3.

Masta HLG: doneyet
taYlorbortnerisa: im workin
Masta HLG: how long does it take to pitch correct 2 things
taYlorbortnerisa: a long time when the key isnt actually g#
taYlorbortnerisa: its b major
Masta HLG: ok
Masta HLG: i guess youre right
Masta HLG: faggot
taYlorbortnerisa: lmao
taYlorbortnerisa: does it sound good
taYlorbortnerisa: because id much rather use new vocals
Masta HLG: no
taYlorbortnerisa: gay

taYlorbortnerisa: brb i have to sign my grandpas birthday card!!
Masta HLG: god dammit you fucking asshole

anyone who reads all of this gets teh cookie lol

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

and sneaky snake goes dancin

a wrigglin and a hissin

i dont much like sneaky snake

[LordZeebmork]

EAT DINNER

[cr0m]

shut the fuck up comen straight from the underground

[redmongoose]

chatlog wow

[cr0m]

a yougn teh got it bad cus he shit

[Michelle]

i read the whole thing
i'm not ashamed i thought it was funny

[bcube]

i read the whole thing
i'm not ashamed i thought it was funny

[trent bortknob]

i read the whole thing
i'm not ashamed i thought it was funny

that just lets you know how privaliged i am i get to read this kind of convo every day!!

[Philip K Dick]

taYlorbortnerisa: back
Masta HLG: hurry up @nd finish
Masta HLG: god dam you minigirlsed me
taYlorbortnerisa: lmao yeah
taYlorbortnerisa: i tried to give you a hint
taYlorbortnerisa: by saying
taYlorbortnerisa: that wasnt very nice
taYlorbortnerisa: so you'd be like
taYlorbortnerisa: wait what does this link to
Masta HLG: done?
taYlorbortnerisa: nearly
Masta HLG: make sure it is perfect
taYlorbortnerisa: ok
taYlorbortnerisa: when you say i dont know why
taYlorbortnerisa: i replaced it
taYlorbortnerisa: with the old version
Masta HLG: why
taYlorbortnerisa: because you fuck up
taYlorbortnerisa: really badly
Masta HLG: lmfao you should have said
Masta HLG: i dont know why
Masta HLG: that would have been teh funnies
taYlorbortnerisa: LMFAO
taYlorbortnerisa: i just got
taYlorbortnerisa: that
taYlorbortnerisa: it sort of
taYlorbortnerisa: hit me
taYlorbortnerisa: and i was like
taYlorbortnerisa: oh
taYlorbortnerisa: KMAIO
Masta HLG: done
Masta HLG: ?
taYlorbortnerisa: close
Masta HLG: whats takin o long
taYlorbortnerisa: the timing
taYlorbortnerisa: tell me if this is ok
taYlorbortnerisa: ill master it and make it louder etc if it is
taYlorbortnerisa: accept
taYlorbortnerisa: faggot
taYlorbortnerisa: ill kill you
taYlorbortnerisa: if you dont
taYlorbortnerisa wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\Documents\download\mastahlg\z2kssaaggk.mp3.
Masta HLG received C:\Users\Armon\Documents\download\mastahlg\z2kssaaggk.mp3.
Masta HLG: lmfao
Masta HLG: the chorus
Masta HLG: sucks
Masta HLG: please put the old one in
taYlorbortnerisa: ki
Masta HLG: and turn it down a little
taYlorbortnerisa: alright i was gonna
taYlorbortnerisa: do that
Masta HLG: the vocals
Masta HLG: i mean
taYlorbortnerisa: i nkw
Masta HLG: i dont think you
Masta HLG: pitch corrected them right either
taYlorbortnerisa: i did
Masta HLG: no
Masta HLG: you didnt
Masta HLG: they dont sound right
taYlorbortnerisa: to the best of my pitch correcting ability
taYlorbortnerisa: i cant do anybetter
taYlorbortnerisa: i fucked with them for like 20 minutes
Masta HLG: theyre g#
taYlorbortnerisa: no
Masta HLG: yes
taYlorbortnerisa: that was the first one i did
taYlorbortnerisa: and it sounded
taYlorbortnerisa: like
taYlorbortnerisa: complete shit
taYlorbortnerisa: meaning
taYlorbortnerisa: it wasnt
taYlorbortnerisa: right
Masta HLG: turn up
Masta HLG: the other instruments
Masta HLG: dont turn down
Masta HLG: the vocals
taYlorbortnerisa: i told you i was going to make everything else louder once
Masta HLG: i like the old version
Masta HLG: better
Masta HLG: its more intense
taYlorbortnerisa: i do too except the guitar tone and the bass
taYlorbortnerisa: in this version
taYlorbortnerisa: the instruments sound better
taYlorbortnerisa: but
taYlorbortnerisa: it is more intense
taYlorbortnerisa: in the old one
Masta HLG: and the vocals dont
Masta HLG: completel suck
taYlorbortnerisa: well i cant do
taYlorbortnerisa: anyuthing about that
taYlorbortnerisa: why dont you just
taYlorbortnerisa: vocode them
Masta HLG: lmfao
Masta HLG: thats a horrible idea
Masta HLG: lets just
Masta HLG: try to finish song #10
Masta HLG: before the night is over
taYlorbortnerisa: ok but it wont be timebreaker
Masta HLG: alright
Masta HLG: good idea
Masta HLG: i cant sing it wihtout extreme pitch
Masta HLG: anyway
Masta HLG: lets do
taYlorbortnerisa: im almost done
taYlorbortnerisa: with this song
taYlorbortnerisa: this version is great
taYlorbortnerisa: imo
Masta HLG: lets do that long song
Masta HLG: we always talked about
Masta HLG: how are we gonna do it though
Masta HLG: definately ill write vocals after you do guitar
Masta HLG: that always seems to work better
Masta HLG: because if i do it before
Masta HLG: like in midi
Masta HLG: i might not be able
Masta HLG: to sing it
taYlorbortnerisa: well
taYlorbortnerisa: make sure
taYlorbortnerisa: that
taYlorbortnerisa: you write a fucking
taYlorbortnerisa: vocal
taYlorbortnerisa: part
taYlorbortnerisa: that you can
taYlorbortnerisa: entirely
taYlorbortnerisa: sing
taYlorbortnerisa: well
taYlorbortnerisa: always
Masta HLG: yes ok
Masta HLG: i know
Masta HLG: i dont always write songs
Masta HLG: intentionally writing parts specifically for
Masta HLG: vocals
Masta HLG: guitar
Masta HLG: etc
taYlorbortnerisa: well you should start doing that
taYlorbortnerisa: more often
Masta HLG: lets do the song called
Masta HLG: my beard hurts
taYlorbortnerisa: send
Masta HLG wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\6th and 7th\ron.mid.
Masta HLG: this is
taYlorbortnerisa received C:\Users\Armon\6th and 7th\ron.mid.
Masta HLG: a really well
Masta HLG: written song
taYlorbortnerisa: i remember thids
taYlorbortnerisa: alright we'll do it send drums
Masta HLG: k
taYlorbortnerisa: first
taYlorbortnerisa: ill finish xgzks
taYlorbortnerisa: and you add the intro noise
taYlorbortnerisa: like you did before
Masta HLG: alright but we're still using the old xgzks in the final version of theres something fishy
taYlorbortnerisa: why
taYlorbortnerisa: after i fucking
taYlorbortnerisa: did all of this work
Masta HLG: its good practice
taYlorbortnerisa: thats gay
taYlorbortnerisa: fuck thst
Masta HLG: ok let me
Masta HLG: hear the final version
Masta HLG: then ill decide
taYlorbortnerisa wants to send file C:\Users\Armon\Documents\download\mastahlg\XGZKS final.mp3.
Masta HLG received C:\Users\Armon\Documents\download\mastahlg\XGZKS final.mp3.
Masta HLG: the terrible vocals totally clashw ith the good instruments
taYlorbortnerisa: then make
taYlorbortnerisa: some good vocals
Masta HLG: i tried
Masta HLG: 102 times
Masta HLG: or some shit
taYlorbortnerisa: whgat do you do
taYlorbortnerisa: wrong
Masta HLG: i dont hit every note
Masta HLG: AND i sound like a douchebag
taYlorbortnerisa: i dont care about the douchebag thing
taYlorbortnerisa: but i can
taYlorbortnerisa: fic any problem
taYlorbortnerisa: with the
taYlorbortnerisa: notes
Masta HLG: people will care about the douchebag thing
taYlorbortnerisa: maybe you're just being self concious???
Masta HLG: no really its awful
Masta HLG: you heard
Masta HLG: what i sent you
Masta HLG: didnt you
taYlorbortnerisa: ededed.mp3?
Masta HLG: ueh
taYlorbortnerisa: i didnt
taYlorbortnerisa: noteice
taYlorbortnerisa: anything
taYlorbortnerisa: different
taYlorbortnerisa: than any of your other vocals
Masta HLG: old xgzks sounds
Masta HLG: x999 better no matter what we do to this
Masta HLG: i think we should just move on
taYlorbortnerisa: how does it sound any better
taYlorbortnerisa: its the same vocals
Masta HLG: no
Masta HLG: its not
Masta HLG: you pitch corrected them better PLUS
Masta HLG: they blend in better
Masta HLG: because its more distorted
Masta HLG: i think we should try to get my beard hurts done over the today and tomorrow
Masta HLG: and forget about xgzks
taYlorbortnerisa: the today
taYlorbortnerisa: xgzks is one of the better fs songs
taYlorbortnerisa: its just shit like this
taYlorbortnerisa: that gets me worried
Masta HLG: what do you mean
taYlorbortnerisa: what if we finally meeyt
taYlorbortnerisa: and we go to a studio
taYlorbortnerisa: or play a show
taYlorbortnerisa: especially in the studio
taYlorbortnerisa: where we're paying a lot of money
taYlorbortnerisa: for studio time
taYlorbortnerisa: and you're like
taYlorbortnerisa: uh yeah i can't sing this song
taYlorbortnerisa: lets forget about it
Masta HLG: well then we'll only play songs i can sing
Masta HLG: aka not xgzks and timebreaker
taYlorbortnerisa: which is like
Masta HLG: i can sing every song
Masta HLG: if its in the right key
taYlorbortnerisa:  can you sing xgzks in a higher pitch
Masta HLG: yeh]
Masta HLG: when we go to the studio
Masta HLG: we'll redo it in a higher key
taYlorbortnerisa: how much higer
Masta HLG: fff we should be doing my beard hurts
taYlorbortnerisa: okok
taYlorbortnerisa: can you sing that song
taYlorbortnerisa: show me that you can
taYlorbortnerisa: before i waste
taYlorbortnerisa: more time
taYlorbortnerisa: doing shit
Masta HLG: fuck you
Masta HLG: but ok

[sQueef]

in wonder if this will work

[Crabarms]

That songs going to be cool.
funny convo too.

[Miro]

i read the whole thing
i'm not ashamed i thought it was funny

[sQueef]

a yougn teh got it bad cus he shit

lmao wtf