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zomfgbie

March 31, 2008 11:03 AM
this topic is all about our reptile friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_N_rjkdcKU
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

anigen

#1
March 31, 2008 11:14 AM
zekey is a turtle expert

Hammi

#2
March 31, 2008 11:18 AM Last Edit: March 31, 2008 11:18 AM by Hammi
Now that you mention about zekey and scaley animals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze_84pvobMk
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Crabarms

#3
March 31, 2008 11:25 AM
those people sound stupid.
Only if they just slammed the snakes head to kill the mouse, then that would be
I dont know just interesting and unexpectedness.

psi43

#4
March 31, 2008 11:44 AM
lmfao hilarious

zomfgbie

#5
March 31, 2008 11:59 AM
tortoise vs lion

tortoise wins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTn2MZTu_3k
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Crabarms

#6
March 31, 2008 12:10 PM
If that turtle was smart it would fill itself up with explosive material and go suicidal
and kill all the lions that it comes across...

zomfgbie

#7
March 31, 2008 12:25 PM
terorrist turtles

wait fill that fucker with C4

crabarms is onto something here




ill go get my staff sgt
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Crabarms

#8
March 31, 2008 12:42 PM Last Edit: March 31, 2008 12:59 PM by crabarms
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billy

#9
March 31, 2008 05:54 PM
lol i fucking love cats

sQueef

#10
March 31, 2008 07:37 PM
I want to toss a turtle off a cliff and see if his shell cracks
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

zomfgbie

#11
March 31, 2008 08:21 PM
Quote from: SqueefI want to toss a turtle off a cliff and see if his shell cracks

did you not see that turtle withstand a lion attack??!
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

sQueef

#12
March 31, 2008 08:31 PM Last Edit: March 31, 2008 08:32 PM by Squeef
Quote from: FreekC
Quote from: SqueefI want to toss a turtle off a cliff and see if his shell cracks

did you not see that turtle withstand a lion attack??!
I did! That's why I want to know just how strong those little fuckers shells are. But I decided I don't like being cruel to animals so if I had a pet turtle I would just take care of it instead of tossing it off of cliffs.

Cuz I'm a nice guy

and plus I can't be assed to go find a cliff or buy a turtle
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

bcube

#13
March 31, 2008 08:39 PM
Quote from: SqueefI want to toss a turtle off a cliff and see if his shell cracks

Actually, Eagles do something like  this. They grab a turtle fly high in the sky and drop it, then swoop down to eat the vunerable ( probably smashed) turtle.

this is thebackalleys

zomfgbie

#15
March 31, 2008 08:57 PM
Quote from: Squeefand plus I can't be assed to go find a cliff or buy a turtle

just catch 1 theyre not very fast
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

ZekeySpaceyLizard

#16
March 31, 2008 09:28 PM
Quote from: FreekC
Quote from: Squeefand plus I can't be assed to go find a cliff or buy a turtle

just catch 1 theyre not very fast


try to catch a soft-shelled water turtle with the pig noses

those things run like racecars

like big green pancakes skittling across the road at like 40 miles an hour

LordZeebmork

#17
March 31, 2008 11:59 PM
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

zomfgbie

#18
April 1, 2008 06:27 PM
goddamnit i hate youtube animation

paint and movie maker
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

bcube

#19
April 1, 2008 06:30 PM
I want an eagle to drop Timmy the Turtle from a great height now.

this is thebackalleys
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