man fucks picnic table

Started by cr0m, March 29, 2008 06:03 AM

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cr0m

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange...?storyid=105778

he not fucken hurten anyone but now he gotta regifster as a sex offender
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sQueef

thats gay as shit he should be able to fuck a fuckin picnik table wtf
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cr0m

we need fuck a picnic table day

3/28 fuck a picnic table day
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Halcion

wait, how do you fuck a table? no holes
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cr0m

same way you fuck a pillow with no holes??
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Halcion

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cr0m

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W.A.C.

Quote from: Halcionwait, how do you fuck a table? no holes
Some picnic tables have gaps between the wood.


ZekeySpaceyLizard

I fucking demand the videos of this.

I want to know how he does this cause it's physically impossible.

billy

#10
zekey the article says it's a metal round table. these usually have a hole in the middle for an umbrella to go into


ZekeySpaceyLizard

Quote from: Billy Monkszekey the article says it's a metal round table. these usually have a hole in the middle for an umbrella to go into



Ah now I understand.
Bugs and frogs like to live in the holes of those things.

billy

we like to say that we live in a free country but what kind of a free country won't let a working man fuck a picnic table??

sQueef

Quote from: Billy Monkswe like to say that we live in a free country but what kind of a free country won't let a working man fuck a picnic table??
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!! SILENCE THE INFIDELS! DEATH TO AMERICA!  
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

zomfgbie

i think i might go to the park today
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

mishkamash

<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

trent bortknob

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why do you always make irrelevant posts like these nobody thinks they're funny

mishkamash

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why do you always make irrelevant posts like these nobody thinks they're funny
faggot
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Sinitron

Quote from: taylor
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why do you always make irrelevant posts like these nobody thinks they're funny
why do you always contribute to the irrelevance you stupid FUCK

trent bortknob

Quote from: Sinitron
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: MishkaMashput on a show
why do you always make irrelevant posts like these nobody thinks they're funny
why do you always contribute to the irrelevance you stupid FUCK
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