man fucks picnic table

Sinitron · March 29, 2008 02:58 PM

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why do you always make irrelevant posts like these nobody thinks they're funny
why do you always contribute to the irrelevance you stupid FUCK
why do you mass hydras

because zerg dont allow for proper fucking tactics

Hammi · March 29, 2008 04:10 PM

I dont see why he should end up in jail for only raping a picnic table. Its not like he raped a baby or something. Hell, i assume y'all remember about this guy in Denmark who loves to fuck cars in the exhaust pipe. And hes not charged with anything. And neither is it ours problem if he would one day end up blowing his dick off in a bizarre event sooner or later.

Id say let the guy have his intercourse with the table, until he learns his lesson when he slices a mark on his penis from sharp metal. If that aint fucked up, then i dont know.

A ticket for public mooning would be more fair than having the guy tossed in the cells. People from time to time do have different fetishes that they value. Let em do whatever they want, either its about having a screw driver shoved up in the ass or having your ass teared apart for the purpose of goatse... which i dont REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AND WHY WOULD I ANYWAY. Shit, what do we got YouTube for anyway people?

billy · March 29, 2008 05:12 PM

I don't even think this is a fetish as much as a way to jerk off for him.

It's like humping a pillow.

cr0m · March 29, 2008 05:36 PM

nationwide on your side

Halcion · March 29, 2008 08:23 PM

its in the constitution that he has the freedom to fuck tables

anigen · March 29, 2008 08:47 PM

hammi i don't mean to be a dick but you kinda just ruined this topic man :[

W.A.C. · March 29, 2008 08:52 PM

Didn't the guy fuck the table in public though?

Hammi · March 29, 2008 08:56 PM

Quote from: anigenhammi i don't mean to be a dick but you kinda just ruined this topic man :[

Ack

f0d · March 29, 2008 09:28 PM

Quote from: cr0mnationwide on your side

me and wade's wife should be their spokespersons

adamant · March 30, 2008 03:55 AM

^ ahahaha

Quote from: Halcionits in the constitution that he has the freedom to fuck tables

more like its in the ninth amendment

Sinitron · March 30, 2008 03:57 AM

you are shit

Halcion · March 30, 2008 04:03 AM

Quote from: Sinitronyou are shit

i love it when you call me big papa

Miro · March 30, 2008 04:26 PM

what's next?
Picnic table fucks a MAN?

Crabarms · March 31, 2008 02:41 AM

What the hell, its the picnic tables fault for being spread out!