VIDEO GAME WARZ

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March 8, 2008 09:07 AM Last Edit: March 8, 2008 09:07 AM by rtil
in 2021 the video game warz will begin
choose your side and defend your destiny in the ultimate battle

WONDERSWAN - state of the art handheld gaming for the ultimate in-your-face EXPERIENCE


TURBOGRAX-16 - stunningly sleek design to match its performance and wide array of game titles, such as BLAZING LAZERS and CHINA WARRIOR


COLECOVISION - did i catch a niner in there?


INTERTON VC 4000 - 3000 times better than the first one


GAME GEAR - it glows in the DARK


VIRTUAL BOY - worth the horrible migraine you will experience after gameplay


3DO - $700 to get into heaven


PHILLIPS CD-I - you want it? it's yours my friend!


AMIGA CD32 - drop the floppys, it's time to ride the wave of COMPACT DISCS, and we were the first


INTELLIVISION - yeah, burgertime? we invented that. PAY YOUR RESPECTS



NOW LET'S START ARGUING ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF THESE FINE PIECES OF HARDWARE SHALL WE

Gerkinman

#1
March 8, 2008 10:22 AM
First of all Turbo all the fucking way.

And second, no Atari Jaguar?

zomfgbie

#2
March 8, 2008 10:42 AM
TURBOGRAX CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT
i am dead

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<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

rtil

#3
March 8, 2008 11:08 AM
Quote from: GerkinmanFirst of all Turbo all the fucking way.

And second, no Atari Jaguar?
IT DOES NOT MAKE MY LIST OF UPRIGHT AND OUTSTANDING CONSOLES FOR MANY VALID REASONS

Crabarms

#4
March 8, 2008 12:46 PM
I broke my brothers game gear they break really easy but are still fun.

ThunderCurls

#5
March 8, 2008 12:54 PM
Haven't played any of those.

trent bortknob

#6
March 8, 2008 01:07 PM
i had a virtual boy and a game gear at one point in time

Sonni

#7
March 8, 2008 02:55 PM
Out of those on the list I only had Game Gear so that's what I'm voting.

Cuz it GLOWS IN THE DARK.
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Necronomitr0n

#8
March 8, 2008 03:42 PM
interton VC 4000
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<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
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<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Miro

#9
March 8, 2008 04:02 PM
phillips CD-i my good man

Philip K Dick

#10
March 8, 2008 04:25 PM
hehehoha

n-gage

aokmaniac13

#11
March 8, 2008 04:33 PM
Amiga is the wave of the future!

rtil

#12
March 8, 2008 04:34 PM
Quote from: crabarmsI broke my brothers game gear they break really easy but are still fun.
four AA's worth of NON-STOP ACTION

psi43

#13
March 8, 2008 06:10 PM
You can hold ALL of the Virtual Boy games in one hand, that's how many they made for that console.

MRat

#14
March 8, 2008 06:40 PM
My vote goes virtual boy CUZ IT HAS THE FIRST MARIO TENNIS !~!!!!
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

redmongoose

#15
March 8, 2008 07:20 PM
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sQueef

#16
March 8, 2008 07:23 PM
Virtual Boy cuz it looks crazyu!~
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SHADOWFOX2

#17
March 10, 2008 06:59 PM
No way, 3DO's the best. Gex and Star Control 2 (the only games I can remember) were the best back then (I was 3), so yeah...
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Crabarms

#18
March 10, 2008 07:24 PM
The 3DO has some crazy ass games.
Never played it but I seen some of them.

Halcion

#19
March 10, 2008 07:49 PM
virtual boy had decent games
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