Sup?

[Hammi]

wow really gay^

You homophobic bastard. Dont say that word, its a forbidden word. Youre making fun of gays in the world. You are such a prejudice dick. NEVER EVER SAY THAT AGAIN. And i dont give a fuck yeah lolz. Youre just pathetic because youre jealous on my work. And i dont really care either lol. Get lost loser. :P

[cr0m]

Okay, let's do it. Let's denounce YungJazz's slurs. Let us note first of all that cruel braggarts tap into the national resurgence of overt sesquipedalianism. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: YungJazz and his gloomy, indelicate gofers. Every time he utters or writes a statement that supports Lysenkoism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. I myself insist that we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because the reason I'm writing this letter is that it's never too late to tell him where he can stick it, but primarily because if the only way to bring him to justice is for me to tear off all my clothes and run naked down the street, then so be it. It would certainly be worth it because YungJazz is always trying to change the way we work. This annoys me because his previous changes have always been for the worse. I'm positive that YungJazz's new changes will be even more jackbooted because he should not sharpen intergroup tensions. Not now, not ever.

I was, however, going to forget about the whole thing when it suddenly occurred to me that if YungJazz gets his way, we will soon be engulfed in a Dark Age of totalitarianism and indescribable horror. That's why I'm telling you that his fans resist seeing that his fixation with neo-foul traitors is overweening. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to free YungJazz's mind from the constricting trammels of jingoism and the counterfeit moral inhibitions that have replaced true morality. You may be wondering why witless, profligate spoiled brats latch onto his mind games. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why YungJazz once said that clueless, fork-tongued wimps have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that YungJazz maintains that he never engages in nefarious, obstinate, or shameless politics. This is complete -- or at least, incomplete -- baloney. For instance, YungJazz fails to mention that his functionaries actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these kinds of offensive administrators are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will somehow improve the world when you least expect it. In reality, of course, I, speaking as someone who is not a randy exhibitionist, undeniably hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before YungJazz does any real damage. Or is it already too late? My best guess, for what it may be worth, is based on two key observations. The first observation is that YungJazz thinks he can impress us by talking about "philosophicotheological this" and "macracanthrorhynchiasis that". The second, more telling, observation is that it's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to ask him to rephrase his criticisms in a more reasoned way. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader.

If YungJazz wants to promote the satanic outbursts of materialistic muttonheads, let him wear the opprobrium of that decision. Though I, for one, am clearly not a proponent of conflict, he keeps stating over and over again that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground -- facts such as that YungJazz recently went through an imperialism phase in which he tried repeatedly to extinguish the voices of opposition. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of his has entirely passed. My evidence is that if opportunism were an Olympic sport, YungJazz would clinch the gold medal. I stand by what I've written before, that honest people will admit that this is betrayal of the many by the few. Concerned people are not afraid to develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue about YungJazz's inclinations. And sensible people know that YungJazz wonders why everyone hates him. Apparently, he never stopped to think that maybe it's because one of his compeers keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that the cure for evil is more evil. The studies are full of "if"s, "possible"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that some day, YungJazz's hypersensitive, discourteous janissaries may ask you why you think it's a good idea to bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like YungJazz. You should therefore be prepared to tell these effete slumlords that YungJazz complains a lot. What's ironic, though, is that he hasn't made even a single concrete suggestion for improvement or identified a single problem with the system as it exists today.

While this country still has far to go before people are truly judged on the content of their character, YungJazz claims that he is the one who will lead us to our great shining future. I would say that that claim is 70% folderol, 20% twaddle, and 10% another perfidious attempt to see to it that all patriotic endeavors are directed down blind alleys where they end in frustration and discouragement. Let's be realistic: he is still going around insisting that he has his moral compass in tact. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to him that he claims to be supportive of my plan to fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll turn back the clock and repeal all the civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation now on the books. Not only that, but YungJazz maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel.

Isn't it historically demonstrated that I am prepared to state my views and stand by them? I ask because his hatchet jobs may have been conceived in idealism, but they quickly degenerated into venom-spouting recidivism. YungJazz has a penchant for counterinsurgency and clandestine operations. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. YungJazz does, and that's why he is obviously up to something. I don't know exactly what, but YungJazz has called people like me moonstruck inconsiderate-types, insensitive, vexatious paper-pushers, and cuckoo, ignorant bribe-seekers so many times that these accusations no longer have any sting. YungJazz doubtlessly continues to employ such insults because he's run out of logical arguments. I suppose an alternate explanation is that many people who follow YungJazz's bromides have come to the erroneous conclusion that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. The stark truth of the matter is that that fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. "Thinking" is the key word in the previous sentence.

YungJazz has a natural talent for complaining. He can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. What I find frightening is that some academics actually believe his line that two wrongs make a right. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that YungJazz is frightened that we might reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. That's why he's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that there's a lot of daylight between his views and mine. YungJazz believes that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity while I warrant that he prefers defamation to dialogue. Please re-read and memorize that sentence if you still believe that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to YungJazz's nasty, footling prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers.

YungJazz is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to YungJazz is solipsism. Why? To help answer that question I will offer a single anecdote. A few weeks ago, I overheard some diabolic meathead tell everyone who passed by that we have too much freedom. Astounded, I asked this person if he realized that YungJazz expresses a lascivious nostalgia for a uniform, unchallenging, homogeneous society that never really existed. Not only was his answer "no" but it was also news to him that YungJazz's platitudes are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're entirely contentious, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for YungJazz's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned.

While I avouch that YungJazz has every right to his raucous, spineless opinions, we can no longer afford to do nothing about his jejune invectives. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. I heard through the grapevine that his filthy opinions are chockablock with Trotskyism. Whether or not this rumor is true, I would be grateful if YungJazz would take a little time from his rigorous schedule to look into the future and consider what will happen if we let him convert lush forests into arid deserts. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. I like to speak of him as "phlegmatic". That's a reasonable term to use, I suspect, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to arraign YungJazz at the tribunal of public opinion. But the first step is to acknowledge that I plan to deal with him appropriately. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that implying that YungJazz has the authority to issue licenses for practicing barbarism is no different from implying that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. Both statements are ludicrous.

YungJazz's a pretty good liar most of the time. However, he tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday. You see, no one likes being attacked by abusive power brokers. Even worse, YungJazz exploits our fear of those attacks -- which he claims will evolve in a lustrum or two into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks -- as a pretext to defile the present and destroy the future. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that YungJazz claims that he knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. That claim is preposterous and, to use YungJazz's own language, overtly predaceous. No history can justify it. I hate having to keep reminding everybody of this, but if my memory serves me correctly, he recently stated that he can succeed without trying. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary because I want nothing more -- or less -- than to bring him down a peg. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.

Are you prepared to discuss this, YungJazz? I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that if YungJazz isn't bilious, I don't know who is. There's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will honestly persist as long as YungJazz continues to assuage the hungers of his peons with servings of fresh scapegoats. Somebody has to shatter the illusion that big emotions come from big words. That somebody can be you. In any case, the objection may still be raised that YungJazz's complaints are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: If I may be so bold, other bad-tempered televangelists are also consumed with a desire to ransack people's homes. It follows from this that he holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City -- sterile obstacles to progress who gain a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our educational system. Let us now push a consistent vision that responds to most people's growing fears about childish smear merchants because in that is our only hope for the future.

[psi43]

On the off chance that you really don't see it, go find me a few quality black sci-fi or martial arts flash series with a serious storyline that's not by somebody in my crew (Urbanlyte Studios--Coldreaver, AfroGirl, or Tystarr). Go ahead, I'll wait.

Ok buddy, in fact, I have made one on my own quite a while ago. It's a space adventure and I am pretty sure you won't like it. There is nothing about it that should be funny or taken unserious. I made that flash to WARN people, that is all. You can view it here:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/402748


also, f0d is right lmfao.

ps. feel free to fav the flash. Thanks.

just wanted to have the post on the next page, don't want young jizz to miss it.

[sQueef]

I agree with your decision psi43 for it is truly an astounding piece of flash cinematography.

[rosss]

pfffff

[psi43]

lmao hammi's a joke

[Hammi]

Am i a joke because im honest? They wanted my profile and everything, and i gave em. Question is, what is your problem? This is so silly the way you guys try to bash me.

[psi43]

lmao I wasn't talking about that gay application topic you made. I was talking about your general behavior. Are you really that dumb? I mean nothing you say or do is funny. Kebab is good, I agree, but making it to your sig in an attempt of super funny ^_^ randomness is fucking gay. Oh wait I said gay, now you're gonna come up with a witty and unfunny response telling me not to use that word.

I mean seriously you are a fucking joke.

[sQueef]

hey I saw hammi's topic back when I would dig through topics on the SS validation boards!

[mishkamash]

hammi is

[Hammi]

lmao I wasn't talking about that gay application topic you made. I was talking about your general behavior. Are you really that dumb? I mean nothing you say or do is funny. Kebab is good, I agree, but making it to your sig in an attempt of super funny ^_^ randomness is fucking gay. Oh wait I said gay, now you're gonna come up with a witty and unfunny response telling me not to use that word.

I mean seriously you are a fucking joke.

You call me dumb because i got siggys showing that i love kebab. Well ill be damned, you dont like what i personally like having in my sig because you always have to walk around thinking that i do all sort of gay stuffs because i attempt to be super funny. Well youre wrong smartass. The sig is supposed to reflect the stereotype that i am in. I dont put it up just to make gay jokes.

And the only reason for the sarcastic gay post was to hint to YoungJazz, in case you didnt notice. Its not like im gonna make a second retarded joke about it because you said so. Youre so fucking bent on making me look like an attention whore when all i ever do is posting my opinions. Fuck you.

WHO CARES?

[sQueef]

Hammi calm down

[zomfgbie]

lets change the topic to barnyard animals

or just ditch this thread completely

[Hammi]

I am calm. I just think that its fucking stupid to bash a guy like me on a public forum just because psi here doesnt accept me the way i am. Is it really such a big deal?

[zomfgbie]

hammi i did not see a single barnyard animal in that post

banned

[sQueef]

lol baned

[trent bortknob]

SCREAMO ISNT A GENRE YOU STUPID FAGGOT

FUCK YOU YUNGJAZZ

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

lol Aight, listen bitch. Just because 30 people tell you something, doesn't make it true. And the fact still remains, I just don't give a damn what you all think of my opinion, otherwise there would be no point in me having one at all.

There are racial walls in all forms of entertainment, most of them are made by the race in question. Black and hispanic people regularly lean toward rap, R&B, jazz and blues while white and asian people tend to go the way of rock, screamo and punk. While most black artists on NG choose to make either drug comedy like Orlando's joint, or some gangster shit, I'm chosing to waalk through the door of sci-fi and martial arts. An almost completely untapped genre for black flash animators. There's no denying that at all, even for you who has chosen to look away because it's not something you will ever have to deal with.

There were a few before me, of course, but they really weren't all that good (except for maybe Taishi), and generally, action flashes (even made by black animators) tend to be about white and asian people. It's just that simple, if you're too stupid to see that, or are just choosing to pretend it doesn't exist like I've suspected that this has been about from the very beginning, that's you. Eat a dick.

On the off chance that you really don't see it, go find me a few quality black sci-fi or martial arts flash series with a serious storyline that's not by somebody in my crew (Urbanlyte Studios--Coldreaver, AfroGirl, or Tystarr). Go ahead, I'll wait.

Man, all I'm saying by "walls" is that black people need to quit staying in the same old drug and gangster shit and move on to other things, hence breaking down the walls. What the fuck is so offensive about that to you people? That has no effect on any of you. lol seriously.

And there u go Grinace, take the high road. They don't even mean that shit. Cr0m isn't half the artist you are, he's probably just jealous of u.

I havent responded seriously once to this thread because its so dumb, but I just had to respond to these two posts, because they completely circumvent their own logic. And I can only assume that either you have failed at getting your message across, or are completely delusional.


Pray tell, sir.

If your cartoons are meant to break the stereotypical black and hispanic trends we see in media entertainment than why....do your characters all dress like typical urban hoodlums? And talk in ebonics?
I realize their is that whole "hip hop flava" that everyone is hanging off of these days, but it seems kind of hypocritical to use it in your own flash and then argue for more creative concepts, when yours looks, art-wise not plot-wise, like every other yo-i-be-so-street-thug-cool rap cartoon on newgrounds?
Why go for the same visuals as all the others you hate? (like orlando's joint?)

It makes no sense.

Its as if I were to submit a video game parody to newgrounds, and then try to rationally explain to the other parody people that my cartoon is better because its not REALLY about video games but instead about the deep inner turmoil of Mussolini or some other bs I pulled out of my ass.

Please elaborate on what makes your cartoon so different and special. Extra points if you can do it without using the terms "reaching for the top" and "hehe" and "lil"

[Halcion]

like the OP, this thread has become a sack of prestigious shit

[YungJazz]

I'll make it simple for you ZekeySpaceLizard. I like hip hop fashion. I wear hip hip fashion. I speak with a Detroit dialect. That's just it, there is nothing wrong with any of that. It doesn't harm anyone, and frankly only seems thuggish to pampered suburban kids like you who were born with a silver spoon in your ass, and don't have any, and will probably never have any black friends (Unless they're uncle toms or something). The buck stops with drug culture and glorified gangsterism, that's my target here.
That's it, that's final. I'm not repeating myself, it was fun arguing with you guys yesterday, but now it's gotten boring because you're all so fucking bent on making me out to be a bad guy, it's just the same old shit over and over again. From what I've read in this forum, people hated me on here long before I had even talked to them lol.

It's whatever, my ethnic culture (as in the clothes and my dialect) may look thuggish to you, but yours looks boring, bland, fashionless and just plain corny as fuck to me. And since your culture pretty much values putting on masks and saving face above being truly strong mentally or physically at all, I could pretty much say for sure that I make better grades than all of you, and if all of you talking all this shit were in a room with me alone, I could still fuck you all up with my bare hands. So yes, my characters will wear urbanwear, because frankly zekey, tight clothes and pink shirts look stupid as fuck to me. And yes, they will talk with Detroit accents, because that's how the fucking voice actors talk in real life.  =) Sum it up for ya?