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trent bortknob

February 3, 2008 09:19 PM
a fuckin goat by farther snake

my foreskin is hanging off a balcony
who the fuck is that bitch
i eat tomato bisque out of a bowl made of foreskin
i hid my pee pee in my milk

a fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin dead

i injected maple syrup into my balls and then ejaculated onto some pancakes and ate them
i fucken hate it when i can't think of the proper amount of syllables in the second line
haiku masturbation
a fuckin goat got fuckin
and then he fuckin dead

my foreskin is about to explode because celine dion just hita  b#. whenever celine dion hits any note above c flat, my foreskin expands to a massive baloon like figure that is questionabley large size

fuck you

por que chikita

get out chuckie get out

yo man we gonna fuck up these other putas esse

why did the blonde sleep with the mexican

because her english teacher told her to do an essay
fuck you

there once was a man named chad
he had a large gonad
he stroked it well
and made it swell
it was the best orgasm he ever had
the end

fuck you

my foreskin is really fuckin floppy and gross and really slimy so when girls touch it then puke all over my balls and i have to clean it up but then i get the fuck them up by encompassing them with my foreskin balloon. i keep clam chowder hidden in my nutsc

this song is fuckin long

i wrote it when i was gay

boyz II men

okedoerooeoooeooe
a fuckin goat got fuckin
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an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
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an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin deada fuckin goat got fuckin
an then he fuckin dead

Hammi

#1
February 3, 2008 09:22 PM
Im glad i got rid of my foreskin.
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn

Nadroj0711

#2
February 3, 2008 10:23 PM
this song was written under the influence
'ello gov'na

MRat

#3
February 3, 2008 10:32 PM
Best song ever written.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Philip K Dick

#4
February 4, 2008 01:09 AM
i wrote this

i was blazed

when i did

anigen saw me smoke on camera

anigen

#5
February 4, 2008 10:34 AM
yes i did

what a blunt it was

Necronomitr0n

#6
February 4, 2008 03:41 PM
Is this going to be sung rhythmically or in spoken word
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

notorious

#7
February 4, 2008 04:17 PM
lmfaoooo plz make a real song out of this

trent bortknob

#8
February 4, 2008 11:39 PM
Quote from: notoriouslmfaoooo plz make a real song out of this
get out chuckie get out

anigen

#10
February 9, 2008 03:18 PM
honestly i was very disappointed with everything except

there once was a man named chad
he had a large gonad
he stroked it well
and made it swell
it was the best orgasm he ever had
the end

and

i wrote it when i was gay

zomfgbie

#11
February 9, 2008 03:24 PM
ehehe i lold
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

trent bortknob

#12
February 9, 2008 05:34 PM
bump

Philip K Dick

#13
February 9, 2008 05:58 PM
Quote from: anigen tehhonestly i was very disappointed with everything except

there once was a man named chad
he had a large gonad
he stroked it well
and made it swell
it was the best orgasm he ever had
the end

and

i wrote it when i was gay

those were the gayest parts imo

well gayest literally

trent bortknob

#14
February 9, 2008 06:22 PM
i wrote it when i was gay is the only part i dont like

the lyric is funny but the way he says isnt really

Necronomitr0n

#15
February 9, 2008 08:03 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
who had a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped cum from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

anigen

#16
February 9, 2008 08:16 PM
no no all of the lyrics are great its just how they're used in the song is what disappointed me

notorious

#17
February 9, 2008 09:43 PM
i thought it was pretty good!

trent bortknob

#18
April 22, 2008 02:15 AM
Quote from: notoriousi thought it was pretty good!
me too

sQueef

#19
April 22, 2008 02:28 AM
my favorite part is the chorus
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.
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