The Lord of the Racists

[Sinitron]

"Yo yo yo bitchez dis is Wally P"
"Ya and kick-rapper sidekick Sinista T"
"YO we got a story for you that we want to tell, straight from Tolkien's wishing well"
"Down in the shire, which lacked beardy dwarves, Gandalf came in, and fucked Hobbit whores."
"These underage sluts sucked a mean dick, but quite frankly there was no hair on their clit"
"Then came a call, we were at war, with blacks and jews, according to lore."
"Mercs and orcs at Sauron's side, white people of the earth began to strive;"
"All together, for a common goal, to banish blacks and jews galore."
"What little did they know, i kid you not, Gandalf's only quest, was to suck Frodo's cock."
(Or Frodo to suck cock, whatever)
"His evil plot was thwarted, alas, when Saruman's forces kicked their ass."
"Sadly, the damage, had already been done; A franchise was spawned, and Frodo continued to run."
"As Tolkien was jerking to his own design, Aragorn tried to get people in line."
"This was a flop in Middle Earth, because hippies were intent on eating dirt."
"Aragorn got pissed, understandably so, and fucked up Arwen (a dumb elf hoe)."
"Legolas and Gimli, queer as they were, was disgusted by this notion and came out in fur."
"With Sauron and his forces ever-expanding, all fell to Frodo, a shitty-ass Halfling."
"Guided by Gollum, a messed-up nigga, they got fucked by Shelob, who was easy on her trigga."
"If there ever was a dickchick, she was it, and Tolkien was clearly into that shit."
"Needless to say, it worked out well; faggot Frodo sucked her cock and split with Samwell."
"The two little faggots, against an army of Jews, won out in the end thanks to being twinks with an attitude."
"Their evil bling was thrown into the pyre, and the contract with Sauron began to expire."
"And thus, Tolkien's story, came to an end; All was well in the world of White Men."
"But keep this in mind, oh young one; Furries, fags and pedophiles can't come undone."
"It's all because of Tolkien, and his sick desires, that you and yours might find your dicks on fire."
"For this is the way, of those who love Scat; Your Sexual Diseases will spread like fat."
"Now the world is fucked, literally too, and this Rap is over, boo-hoo-hoo."
(And thank God for that, nigga... Jesus this sucked ass...)

[wps]

wally p is a gay name why thE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME WALLY P AND THIS STORY IS SHIT

[zomfgbie]

wait i dont get it so who killed the butler

[Sinitron]

wally p is a gay name why thE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME WALLY P AND THIS STORY IS SHIT

IF YOU WERE BLACK YOU WOULDN\\\'T KNOW COOL IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING blunt object OKAY

ps yes this story is shit obviously

i mean why else would i post it