YeeBackAlleys DnD Thread (buckle up nerds)

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Binary_2

Quote from: bd648 on April 14, 2016 02:07 AM
Quote from: Binary_2 on April 14, 2016 01:16 AM
Can I play as a robot at all?
you will not be a robot before me

Lets be robots and combine into quadruped battle tank.





d-floe

Heres a cool website for creating your dnd 4e character:
http://www.ibisfightclub.co.uk/dnd/

And heres the PDF for the character sheet (highly recommend printing this out and writing on it!)
http://www.commonroomgames.com/DnD4_char_sheet-2_pgs.pdf

rtil


Binary_2

Where's the spoiler where you have a character sheet all printed out and millions of scribbles to go with it




Dust

I am also interested but know next to nothing about DnD.

Fredgerd

Quote from: Dust on April 16, 2016 06:26 PM
I am also interested but know next to nothing about DnD.

Just remember the following

1. Get your build for your character off the internet by using the search terms "Min Max Boards" "4th Edition" "Broken"

2. If your DM seems to want you to go somewhere or do something it's probably a trap and you should encourage your party to do something else that has nothing to do with your GMs plans.

3. If you spot a door, chest, gem, lever, etc, it never hurts to be impulsive, especially if you can shove your party's halfling in the way when the trap goes off.

4. If your DM seems to be doing to much "plot exposition" and is boring you, it generally behooves you to simply kill the NPC thats speaking

5. Try to have imaginary sex with ALL the NPCs of every conceivable species. Who knows, the love child you had with that Blue Dragon might end up being your next character after your DM kills your current one out of sheer spite.


soup

Quote from: Fredgerd on April 17, 2016 06:00 AM
Quote from: Dust on April 16, 2016 06:26 PM
I am also interested but know next to nothing about DnD.

Just remember the following

1. Get your build for your character off the internet by using the search terms "Min Max Boards" "4th Edition" "Broken"

2. If your DM seems to want you to go somewhere or do something it's probably a trap and you should encourage your party to do something else that has nothing to do with your GMs plans.

3. If you spot a door, chest, gem, lever, etc, it never hurts to be impulsive, especially if you can shove your party's halfling in the way when the trap goes off.

4. If your DM seems to be doing to much "plot exposition" and is boring you, it generally behooves you to simply kill the NPC thats speaking

5. Try to have imaginary sex with ALL the NPCs of every conceivable species. Who knows, the love child you had with that Blue Dragon might end up being your next character after your DM kills your current one out of sheer spite.

youre making them too smart! i need them to pull those levers and listen to my rambling plot!

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Req

#27
definitely interested and making a rogueish butler now.


dilly



I would color it but I'm bad at coloring

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Binary_2

Are we still making characters or did I miss everything ;~;




BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

bd648


not-yo the thief
(though i kinda like soup's drawing of him better and may claim that image)
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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Binary_2

Warforged? Lv1 Name: space robot

Will make the character sheet later (Or soon depending on how long I have until all this starts)




TheOnceisenough

I'll post my character sheet today if I remember

soup

Just an update I'm finally done with my exams so the test game should take place sometime later this week.

Drawing your character is not required don't worry. What is required is a basic understanding of the rules it will just speed everything up in the long run.

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Dust

everyones character in the test game are blank slate blobs