February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.

[Unless]

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eyyyyy, N E 1 gettin' hitched?

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Actually, TIL that girls being traditionally allowed to propose to guys on the 29^th February is an Irish thing. C'est la vie en rose, I suppose, though I'm afraid that putting the making of this thread on the long finger would mean the craic would be wasted. Sure yea, that's a fret. Cheers, sound.

[Philip K Dick]

dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception

[Philip K Dick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU

[Bamyasi]

Any girl who was confident enough to propose to me I'd marry in a heartbeat.

[Unless]

dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception

How neat! A lot of people aren't very into fish though, will you also be serving anything else, or should they collectively go and fuck themselves?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLmIGQHwFYw
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Any girl who was confident enough to propose to me I'd marry in a heartbeat.

What about a stranger?

Relevant:
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[basketweaver]

dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception

wow wtf, poke is like chirashizushi but better

[Bamyasi]

What about a stranger?

I accept.

Where shall we have the wedding?

[Unless]

That's something worth discussing with the stranger who I hire to propose to you whilst pretending to be me.

[crackers]

worst thread ever

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worst thread ever

I guess it is pretty easy to dismiss things as unfunny shitposting when you don't get the point.

[Bamyasi]

The cute new waitress at the Mediterranean restaurant today said my surname was "cool" and "very rare" when she took my card.

What does this mean, TBA? Does she want it?

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[Philip K Dick]

The cute new waitress at the Mediterranean restaurant today said my surname was "cool" and "very rare" when she took my card.

What does this mean, TBA? Does she want it?

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no. she's working for tips. she's being nice to you so that you might tip her more #reality

[Bamyasi]

Yeah it was a joke I know how it works.

Then again aren't love and marriage more or less the same in that regard?

Really makes you think.

[Philip K Dick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDBvKGc1fE

[soup]

what is the point in this thread who cares

[soup]

dont even reply, this thread should not exist, do not reply, let it die

[Unless]

You wound me to my core, bitter and broken.

[soup]

youve already lost

[Unless]

youve already lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyJ1RVfnPE