Offical TBA PORN THREAD

[slack]

ok so i guess my dickgirl made some all people uncomfortable, buncha prudes, so here's some hetero webms

[webm]http://weedle.org/images/nsfw/webm/1406260381198.webm[/webm]

[webm]http://weedle.org/images/nsfw/webm/1429289391938.webm[/webm]

[webm]http://weedle.org/images/nsfw/webm/1415231901861.webm[/webm]

[BluPhoenix]

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[webm]http://puu.sh/n4k1D/c529639fa1.webm[/webm]

[ProtoChaud]

http://www.viralporn.com/2662_Fucking-Hilarious-Fast-Forward-Blowjobs.html

[Bamyasi]

ok so i guess my dickgirl made some all people uncomfortable, buncha prudes, so here's some hetero webms

Literally who.

This is a porn thread what do they expect? Toy tractors being mysteriously played with on women in a video no one can explain?

Futanari is one of the world's most common paraphilias. I don't have it but it's nothing to be ashamed over. That said the person you posted wasn't very attractive but that's just imo.

Also if anything makes me uncomfortable in this thread that isn't everything else, it's that first webm. That looks totally candid.

[Unless]

Cool Zelda top.

[slack]

ok so i guess my dickgirl made some all people uncomfortable, buncha prudes, so here's some hetero webms

Literally who.

This is a porn thread what do they expect? Toy tractors being mysteriously played with on women in a video no one can explain?

Futanari is one of the world's most common paraphilias. I don't have it but it's nothing to be ashamed over. That said the person you posted wasn't very attractive but that's just imo.

Also if anything makes me uncomfortable in this thread that isn't everything else, it's that first webm. That looks totally candid.

I asked around on skype and everyone i talked to said they didn't like the trans cutie, but who even cares

i'm a hetero man but if they want to believe i'm gay that's fine with me, trans girls just interest me i guess, "pansexual" might be the word to use here

[Unless]

That's a different thing from being interested in girls [and trans girls], which can be the case because you're interested in girls and femininity - those are what attracts you. 'Pansexual' covers all body/gender/whatever things and is generally used to mean that the person who claims to be pansexual doesn't care about what body the person in which they're interested has, as they believe love is more about personalities meshing than sexual attraction.
On a related note, many people dismiss the idea because it doesn't make sense in their head why that would be an answer to the question of to what the person is sexually attracted.

[Bamyasi]

Could someone explain pansexuality because I don't understand it.

skype

That explains everything.

[Bamyasi]

That's a different thing from being interested in girls [and trans girls], which can be the case because you're interested in girls and femininity - those are what attracts you. 'Pansexual' covers all body/gender/whatever things and is generally used to mean that the person who claims to be pansexual doesn't care about what body the person in which they're interested has, as they believe love is more about personalities meshing than sexual attraction.
On a related note, many people dismiss the idea because it doesn't make sense in their head why that would be an answer to the question of to what the person is sexually attracted.

How did you type all this out before I even finished posting.

[Unless]

You just ninja-posted me and then deleted your post with just enough time before reposting it for me to ninja-post you.

[Bamyasi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-WHitlw8A

[Unless]

In both cases I'd already been typing out my posts which were relevant to the thread, and in the meantime you posted questions asking the answers to what I'd already been typing.

I am talented with my fingers.

It's time to split.

So that's fun.

[Bamyasi]

You must be ambidextrous or something.

[Unless]

I'm dyspraxic which among other things means that I get cramps in my hand when I write with a pen for too long as I grip it too tight. So, in school I got to use a laptop instead of writing things out. Also because I spent an unhealthy amount of my younger youth secluded from other people and preferring the company of computers, which I'd imagine makes me different from everybody here approximately not at all. So I guess I can type fast. I'm right-handed, but use my left hand for some things that people have pointed out to be weird, like holding mugs or eating crisps.

But porn is okay too I guess.

[crackers]

Can we please stop getting sidelined from posting porn? Also:

Futanari is one of the world's most common paraphilias. I don't have it but it's nothing to be ashamed over.

Absolute BOLLOCKS. Find a normal person in the street and ask if they know of the existence of a girl with a cock outside of a nightmarish holiday to Thailand.

PSPS - I should mention, that just because someone else finds something uncomfortable, doesn't mean you can't share it with others. Post as many dickgirls as you like; among porn lovers, all porn is equal (but some porn is more equal than others)

That being said Slack, those are exceptional finds! The Zelda top hid those big baps deceptively. A+ from me.

-Blu's posts-

Another fine contribution. Is that girl with the purple hair Larkin Love? I swear I recognise her.

Anyways: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph560d6fad9706b, enjoy. This is a good'un

[soup]

ethics will drive us apart

porn will bring us together

[crackers]

Also because I spent an unhealthy amount of my younger youth secluded from other people and preferring the company of computers, which I'd imagine makes me different from everybody here approximately not at all.

sPEAK, for, YOURSELf! Now stop having a PITY PARTY and start having a PORNO PARTY!?

[slack]

-Blu's posts-

Another fine contribution. Is that girl with the purple hair Larkin Love? I swear I recognise her.

no that's not larkin love, fuck's sake man

larkin love is gross, unless you have a... tongue fetish

[crackers]

Mmmmm, I did question it because I don't remember her being that (facially) attractive. Purple hair and the big bap are fairly niche though, and naturally i jumped to the wrong conclusion. Do you know the name of pictured girl then?

[Unless]

larkin love is gross, unless you have a... tongue fetish