Should we seduce the current human population by 200%

Started by Binary_2, January 30, 2016 05:04 PM

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Binary_2

Currently too many people are watching hentai, and anime has become more about huge tits and skirts. I miss the days in the original Gundam where the main character was a total boypussy and couldn't do anything for himself except pilot a giant robot when he wasn't crying. Back then anime used to MEAN something more than just a nice ass and small girls. We had giant robots and monsters that were actually cool instead of current ones like in heavy object that look nothing more than giant steel balls with multiple penises piloted by small women.






To defend against the purity of anime should we as a collective human race begin seducing each other so animators don't have to shove the perverted dreams of otakus everywhere into anime and instead live them?

I propose we begin to integrate many of the stereotypes found in current anime and hentai into real life by a few simple rules:


  • Girls must wear sailor-esque uniforms at all times, any pants must be worn under skirts and must be akin to assless chaps so they are able to show off the insides of their legs.
  • Men must stop chasing women and instead simply wait for their government allotted harem to take effect.
  • Both sexes and races should stop fighting each other and just get nasty, finding equality in sex.

Until we realize these simple truths, anime will continue to spiral down into a horrible pit of uninteresting school-love series caked with ecchi.





soup


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

michaell


Bamyasi

Quote from: michaell on January 30, 2016 06:07 PM
anime is fucking gay
I remember when posts like these were witty and subversive around these parts.

That was a long time ago.


soup

Remember that this is just an act, so do not take it too seriously. Don't start hating your father or despising yourself only to be like Shinji.

Your life is worth living, Shinji or not.

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

michaell

Quote from: Bamyasi on January 30, 2016 06:27 PM
Quote from: michaell on January 30, 2016 06:07 PM
anime is fucking gay
I remember when posts like these were witty and subversive around these parts.

That was a long time ago.

yea depression/denial is followed by acceptance

Binary_2






Bamyasi


Binary_2

Bam your post is complete sin on god's pure earth. glory in the name of justice.




Bamyasi


Gladius

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Binary_2






michaell


soup

haha guys! anime sucks!

anything else thats popular or you think is cool?? haha, that sucks too!

haha! haha! fuckin a+ hilarious!

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

SrsSam77

Quote from: Bamyasi on January 30, 2016 07:45 PM
Quote from: michaell on January 30, 2016 06:49 PM
depression/denial is followed by acceptance
Don't worry I have the perfect guide for you:



http://de.wikihow.com/Aufhören,-einen-Anime-Charakter-zu-lieben

But I took the hardcore /a/ quiz and it says I was true husbando material...

Gladius

Quote from: michaell on January 30, 2016 08:58 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on January 30, 2016 07:45 PM
Quote from: michaell on January 30, 2016 06:49 PM
depression/denial is followed by acceptance
Don't worry I have the perfect guide for you:



http://de.wikihow.com/Aufhören,-einen-Anime-Charakter-zu-lieben

lmao

is this legit

yes more than likely

because i remember seeing a similar one years ago saying "throw darts at a picture of the character, this might be painful at first and you may even cry but you will be grateful in the long run"

▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬ ---★☆★☆★ DONALD TRUMP 2016 ★☆★☆★--- ▬ஜ۩☆۩ஜ▬

Bamyasi

Why does Gladius get custom smilies that is so unfair.