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Bamyasi

Can I take your order?

valiums

can I have a large pizza with no pizza and an extra large pizza no pizza on the side of my large pizza no pizza and a handful of large dipping sauce packets no sauce (extra dipping) (no packets) to go with my two large pizzas no pizzas

rtil

Quote from: valiums on October  3, 2015 07:29 AM
can I have a large pizza with no pizza and an extra large pizza no pizza on the side of my large pizza no pizza and a handful of large dipping sauce packets no sauce (extra dipping) (no packets) to go with my two large pizzas no pizzas



best i can do

valiums

#3
I asked of Lord Buddha "I want pizza." and Lord Buddha said "First, remove 'I'. That's ego. Then remove 'want'. That's desire. See, now you are left with only 'pizza'."

Bamyasi


soup

could i get some stir-fry

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

crackers

could I get one *smacks lips* civ tourney, on the rocks, please

Shida

Quote from: valiums on October  3, 2015 08:00 AM
I asked of Lord Buddha "I want pizza." and Lord Buddha said "First, remove 'I'. That's ego. Then remove 'want'. That's desire. See, now you are left with only 'pizza'."


Wisdom to last the ages...
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

Bamyasi


zwimmy

gimme a shot of concentrated pizza juice straight from allie's pussy

d-floe

Quote from: zwimmy on October  4, 2015 02:25 AM
gimme a shot of concentrated pizza juice straight from allie's pussy
dont you think youre taking it too far, I mean one shot is a little much

zwimmy

Quote from: Kizunami on October  4, 2015 02:37 AM
Quote from: zwimmy on October  4, 2015 02:25 AM
gimme a shot of concentrated pizza juice straight from allie's pussy
dont you think youre taking it too far, I mean one shot is a little much
kizu pls

Necronomitr0n

a 7-layer meme supreme with extra sour cream to share with my team
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

SrsSam77

I"ll take a chicken tendy with a generous serving of creme le meme

Bamyasi

Quote from: zwimmy on October  4, 2015 02:25 AM
gimme a shot of concentrated pizza juice straight from allie's pussy
That's d i s g u s t i n g.
[spoiler]We only serve fresh-squeezed.[/spoiler]

valiums

Can I have all the money in your tip jar? I need it for an important thing. If you could transfer it to the chat, that would be swell.

Bamyasi

Was that a thread, val?

I don't like how your avatar is looking at me.

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

salutations

welcome to backalleysburger home of the backalleysburger can i take your ooorder?


Shida

I'D LIKE ONE PIZZABURGER PLEASE
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.