Help me figure this out please?

[USA]

Hi guys, I'm new to this forum, so I don't really know if this is the appropriate place to post this. I'm here because I did a little googling from some disturbing event that happened to me recently. I'm not sure if you all will be of any help, but it's worth a try so here goes:

Earlier last month I received a letter in the mail from an unknown person, and at first, I thought it was the wrong address, or it was meant for the person who lived at my house before me (it was pretty odd).

Then a week later, I got a package from UPS that I had to sign for, and I wasn't expecting the package. There was no return address, but there was a piece of scrunched up paper in the box (smelled like hell doused in bleach/sweat). Against my better judgement, I unraveled the paper and in poor handwriting "bortner" was inscribed on it. The package also contained a pair of shit-stained panties with a dick-shaped concavity on the front (strange for panties, maybe she was fat? idk, they smelt aweful).

As you would expect, I was perplexed as hell.

Anyone, help?

Thanks
-USA

[zwimmy]

that's whack, jack

[Gladius]

wth

[soup]

what a shitty post

[USA]

I dunno what to do guys, the panties don't fit and the shit stain won't come out. Any ideas on how to get rid of the smell? I don't want to donate them to goodwill because they're nice panties.

-USA

[soup]

what are you trying to achieve with this

[USA]

what are you trying to achieve with this

Closure, soup.

Put yourself in my shoes for a moment.

-USA

[Stu4U]

you came to the wrong forum, friend

[valiums]

replace "shit" with "ectoplasm" and you've got a million-post thread-starter on /x/

[Bamyasi]

in poor handwriting "bortner" was inscribed on it.

"bortner"

bortner

Everyone turn off your fucking computer, draw the curtains, pull the blankets over your head and don't look out from under them for ten days, minimum.

[rtil]

alright we get it you don't like taylor and armon - but they don't come here anymore. what's your gameplan buddy? no need to beat around the bush or i'll just send you on your way

[Gladius]

i do not tolerate trolls

[zwimmy]

hey guys check out my wacky stories im a real joker xDDD

[USA]

hey guys check out my wacky stories im a real joker xDDD

Hi Zwimmy, I read your signature and I was wondering what your stats are. Please sent measurements with pic 4 mine

thanks.

-USA

[rtil]

c ya