Your worst/most hilarious/adorablest nightmare

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slack

#20
April 3, 2015 03:26 PM
not really a dream but a few nights ago my girlfriend grabbed my ass in her sleep and said "oh, what is this?!~" and then she shook my butt for a few seconds

zwimmy

#21
April 3, 2015 03:27 PM
Quote from: slack on April  3, 2015 03:26 PM
not really a dream but a few nights ago my girlfriend grabbed my ass in her sleep and said "oh, what is this?!~" and then she shook my butt for a few seconds
fuck off normie

slack

#22
April 3, 2015 03:30 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on April  3, 2015 03:27 PM
Quote from: slack on April  3, 2015 03:26 PM
not really a dream but a few nights ago my girlfriend grabbed my ass in her sleep and said "oh, what is this?!~" and then she shook my butt for a few seconds
fuck off normie

envy

valiums

#23
April 5, 2015 04:06 AM
Quote from: Bamyasi on April  3, 2015 11:01 AM
This analyzes itself, not that I really subscribe to dream analysis, but seriously. Good thing you got that out of your system.

The symbolism is so straight-forward it makes me laugh now. All it needed was a reference to a penis, and I could have redeemed it for five free sessions with the local psych.

The monster was based on one from a movie and I can't really tie it to anything that was happening in my life around that time, so I kind of wonder if it's more about how I was a horror-movie-fanatic as a widdle kiddy. Playing with fire and getting burned, mentally.   O_O

michaell

#24
April 5, 2015 07:49 PM
i have nightmares frequently, i had a rather disconcerting one today but then i woke up and saw my girlfriend smiling at me and then i forgot what it was about so fuck dreams since real life is more fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crackers

#25
April 5, 2015 10:10 PM
once had one where i had a huge bag of copper coins in my mouth and all i could smell was copper. i woke up and vomited

SrsSam77

#26
April 5, 2015 11:34 PM
Quote from: ExBerian on April  5, 2015 02:53 PM
Last night the first part of my dream was uninteresting and about a car, so I'll skip to the last part.

I walked up to my moms SUV in a gas station from the drivers side where my grandma is in the passenger seat and my mom is at her window. Grandma tells me that its time for her to go and that she has chosen the sensible way of dousing herself in gasoline and setting herself on fire. I said that that was a little silly and that she should reconsider, but she was stubborn and wanted to do it her way. Nothing really happened after that and I never saw if she actually did it.
That's pretty metal/tibetan

zwimmy

#27
April 6, 2015 04:03 AM
Quote from: michaell on April  5, 2015 07:49 PM
i have nightmares frequently, i had a rather disconcerting one today but then i woke up and saw my girlfriend smiling at me and then i forgot what it was about so fuck dreams since real life is more fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING NORMALFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL ALL NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

valiums

#28
April 6, 2015 04:24 AM
I had a dream once where two people talked about how unrealistic the dream was and started messing with it themselves. It was p cool.

ExBerian

#29
April 6, 2015 12:06 PM
Quote from: valiums on April  6, 2015 04:24 AM
I had a dream once where two people talked about how unrealistic the dream was and started messing with it themselves. It was p cool.
I remember having at least one of those as well. I thought it was weird, because usually you wake up when your dreams start becoming self aware, but it was kinda cool seeing things play out that way for a while.

bd648

#30
April 6, 2015 01:39 PM
I had a dream last night that my dad and i survived a very frightening nuclear apocalypse with lots of evil stuff that kept on trying to kill me.(like seriously terrifying five story beast with nothing better to do than walk slowly towards me, and a bear standing on it's hind legs)  i was on my way to the hold of a beached ship when a monster came out and said "i'm going to stab you with this axe" to which i replied "you can't do that. there's no point!" then i started hitting it with a crowbar when some other dude (i think it was a robot) came up with just the blade part of a very large bowie knife (it looked difficult to hold) and started hitting the monster. the monster just forgot i existed after a while and walked away. then i took a nap and everything looked like a large field with a bunch of random buildings from fiction (i remember squidward's house was there). then i woke up.
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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zwimmy

#31
April 6, 2015 03:13 PM
Quote from: bd648 on April  6, 2015 01:39 PM
I had a dream last night that my dad and i survived a very frightening nuclear apocalypse with lots of evil stuff that kept on trying to kill me.(like seriously terrifying five story beast with nothing better to do than walk slowly towards me, and a bear standing on it's hind legs)  i was on my way to the hold of a beached ship when a monster came out and said "i'm going to stab you with this axe" to which i replied "you can't do that. there's no point!" then i started hitting it with a crowbar when some other dude (i think it was a robot) came up with just the blade part of a very large bowie knife (it looked difficult to hold) and started hitting the monster. the monster just forgot i existed after a while and walked away. then i took a nap and everything looked like a large field with a bunch of random buildings from fiction (i remember squidward's house was there). then i woke up.
i like this

Sef

#32
April 6, 2015 06:28 PM


In at least two dreams I've had, what's happening to the guy on the cover of this album happened to me. And I don't even mind ants!

valiums

#33
April 6, 2015 08:24 PM
Quote from: ExBerian on April  6, 2015 12:06 PM
Quote from: valiums on April  6, 2015 04:24 AM
I had a dream once where two people talked about how unrealistic the dream was and started messing with it themselves. It was p cool.
I remember having at least one of those as well. I thought it was weird, because usually you wake up when your dreams start becoming self aware, but it was kinda cool seeing things play out that way for a while.

I think I'm always aware I'm dreaming on some level, because when they start going bad I tend to interrupt them and redirect the path of the dream. Once I dreamed I was running from something, and I wanted to fly away from it. I couldn't float more than a few feet before sinking back to the ground when I dropped, so I, as a giant god-hand, reached down and pushed myself into the sky.

Man, I love my dreams.  :)

Necronomitr0n

#34
April 7, 2015 08:35 AM
the only tba-related dream i've had is where bluphoenix came to my house at like 2 AM and we unloaded a huge fifth-wheel trailer full of tires and then he just left left

also there was a barbecue going on for some reason but we paid it no mind
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

BluPhoenix

#35
April 7, 2015 04:14 PM
Quote from: systech on April  7, 2015 08:35 AM
the only tba-related dream i've had is where bluphoenix came to my house at like 2 AM and we unloaded a huge fifth-wheel trailer full of tires and then he just left left
i've dreamt before about bd, exberian, systech, sef, srssam, and i all hanging out on the roof of my house

everyone but bd and i were puffin up with their ecigs, while bd and i were smoking cigars

we all laid back on one side of the house, watching the sunset, and sang "that song" from cromartie
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

SrsSam77

#36
April 10, 2015 02:35 AM
Quote from: BluPhoenix on April  7, 2015 04:14 PM
Quote from: systech on April  7, 2015 08:35 AM
the only tba-related dream i've had is where bluphoenix came to my house at like 2 AM and we unloaded a huge fifth-wheel trailer full of tires and then he just left left
i've dreamt before about bd, exberian, systech, sef, srssam, and i all hanging out on the roof of my house

everyone but bd and i were puffin up with their ecigs, while bd and i were smoking cigars

we all laid back on one side of the house, watching the sunset, and sang "that song" from cromartie
bro that sounds pretty bro

BluPhoenix

#37
April 10, 2015 06:22 AM
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Jon

#38
April 11, 2015 01:31 AM Last Edit: April 11, 2015 01:33 AM by Jon
I had a dream that I took Michelle Obama to the prom. I recall everyone at school being weirded out but I was like 'whatever she's hot and like the presidents wife so that makes her famous and im gonna bang her"


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