World news general (Trump/Refugees/Iran/ISIS/TPP/UAV/SJW/FTGE/Climate)

[valiums]

If people start peeing everywhere, they'll just spread more Ebola and faster, so we're going to have to cap it off at Really High or go directly to a new level of terror.

Anyone volunteer to pioneer the dread unknown?

[rtil]

If people start peeing everywhere, they'll just spread more Ebola and faster, so we're going to have to cap it off at Really High or go directly to a new level of terror.

Anyone volunteer to pioneer the dread unknown?

looks like i have no choice but to elevate the threat level to..



BLACKWATCH PLAID

[BluPhoenix]

If people start peeing everywhere, they'll just spread more Ebola and faster, so we're going to have to cap it off at Really High or go directly to a new level of terror.

Anyone volunteer to pioneer the dread unknown?

looks like i have no choice but to elevate the threat level to..



BLACKWATCH PLAID

when do we hit moving pictures

[rtil]

If people start peeing everywhere, they'll just spread more Ebola and faster, so we're going to have to cap it off at Really High or go directly to a new level of terror.

Anyone volunteer to pioneer the dread unknown?

looks like i have no choice but to elevate the threat level to..



BLACKWATCH PLAID

when do we hit moving pictures

when it spreads to bears

[rtil]

I never watched much Harvey Birdman but I think I'll try marathoning it before the zombolas eat me. Thanks for the indirect reminder that that existed lol and eugh I totally missed out on a joke didn't I desu

here's a little clippity clip for ya
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law - Moments from Blackwatch Plaid

[valiums]

I hit the wrong bhutan orz
This fucking guy. Does he make the show or what.

[rtil]

I hit the wrong bhutan orz
This fucking guy. Does he make the show or what.

colbert? i don't know how much of a part he played in it besides the voice of Phil but if you're asking if he made the show in a comedic sense, yes he is a huge part of its hilarity

[zwimmy]

there was a terrorist attack in my city today

but I'm ok

thanks for asking guys

;A;

[Bamyasi]

Glad you're okay.

[rtil]

wtf are jihadists doing in canada

[Ayyyyy]

no kidding
canada is like white bread.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/canadian-michael-zehafbibeau-thought-to-be-the-gunman-in-ottawa-shooting-20141023-11aa17.html

[Bamyasi]

All the Canadian tabloids I'm reading about it sound exactly like Tom Clancy novels.

The gunman stormed his way into Parliament Hill where Conservative and NDP MPs had just begun their respective weekly caucus meetings. The Prime Minister himself was in the building as well. There could be no better prize for a terrorist intent on making a terrifying impact.

The brazen gunman certainly managed to evoke a scene never before witnessed in this nation's 147-year history: A wild firefight erupted in the seat of Canada's government between the shooter and the guards bent on stopping him. In a chilling video recorded by a Globe and Mail reporter, the exchange of bullets could be heard echoing through the beautiful marble hallway of Centre Block.

"Will always remember the sound. Parliament will never be the same," tweeted NDP MP Ryan Cleary.

As the smell of gunpowder filled the air, frightened MPs barricaded themselves behind doors reinforced with furniture. "Shots fired during caucus meeting. at least 30 shots. MPs piled out. I'm safe with 2 colleagues but we're still at risk...," tweeted MP Tony Clement. "PM was in Caucus but now secure. Assuming it's not safe to venture out yet."

During the hail of gunfire that rang through the main Hall of Honour, one parliamentary guard was shot in the leg and another was grazed by a bullet. In all, three people were treated in hospital and released.

It's terrifying to think how high the body count may have been if not for the courage of Sergeant-at-Arms Kevin Vickers. The former Mountie is being widely praised as a hero after he shot and killed Zehaf-Bibeau just outside the parliamentary library before he managed to reach the MPs. "He was in his office and went out to deal with it," MP Julian Fantino told the Sun's Joe Warmington. "He is definitely a hero and there are a bunch of heroes here today."

Prime Minister Stephen Harper was rushed out of Parliament to a secure location. A photo of him being briefed by security officials was released to the media to quell public fears he may have been injured in the terror attack.

While he was safe, his staff received an e-mail ordering them to remain in their offices and take cover under their desks. "There are currently active shooters in the Parliament Hill vicinity," they were warned.

Fear and panic filled the capital as authorities couldn't determine the number of accomplices still on the loose. The Rideau Centre mall, the U.S. embassy and other downtown buildings went into lockdown as rumours spread that at least one other gunman was still at large. Residents were warned to stay away from the area and if they were in the vicinity, they were to stay away from windows and not tweet police locations as the hunt continued for an "active shooter."

By evening, though, no other suspect had been apprehended.

More, though, was being learned about the dead gunman. Zehaf Bibeau had a long criminal history including convictions in Montreal and Vancouver. Wearing a black and white kiffeyeh similar to the one described by witnesses, his photo appeared on an #ISIS Twitter account, poised for battle.

Was he inspired by his fellow jihadist just a few days before?

This was the second attack on the Canadian military in three days — on Monday, extremist Martin Rouleau ran down one soldier and injured another in Saint-Jean-Sur-Richelieu, Que. before he was shot dead. The radical convert had been under watch by the RCMP and had his passport seized when he tried to fly to Turkey this past summer to join ISIS — just as Zehaf Bibeau's travel documents had been revoked.

And they are just two of an estimated 90 potential terrorists in our midst.

It's not as if we had not been warned. Just last month, Public Safety Minister Steven Blaney tabled his report "2014 Public Report On The Terrorist Threat To Canada" and warned "Terrorism remains the leading threat to Canada's national security."

How prophetic those words now ring in Ottawa.

No one really paid much heed. On Oct. 8, NBC News reported that Canadian officials had thwarted an ISIS-inspired plot to carry out a "knife and gun" attack at a "public place" in Canada. It seemed the stuff of over-reacting Americans. Terrorism doesn't happen here.

It was admittedly alarming when two intelligence agencies told Parliament two weeks ago about their increasing concerns about radicalized jihadists. But still, they had assured us there was no imminent threat. How wrong they would be.

CSIS director Michel Coulombe told a Commons committee that they know of at least 80 violent radicals who have returned here after being involved in terrorism overseas.

"By the time I leave this room, it's going to change," he warned. "Are there some that we are not aware of? Probably. I don't want to speculate."

RCMP Commissioner Bob Paulson told the same committee that they had 90 Canadians under investigation for suspected terrorist leanings — and we've now learned that Rouleau and Zehaf-Bibeau were among them.

Known to the government, and yet nothing could stop them.

Last Friday, just days before the Quebec attack, the domestic terrorism threat level in Canada was quietly raised from low to medium for the first time in four years. Intelligence agencies had picked up increased "chatter" from radical Islamist groups about possible attacks after Canada announced this month that it was joining the battle against Islamic State fighters who have taken over parts of Iraq and Syria.

Despite this warning, two fatal attacks on Canadian soldiers have now followed. It proves the startling and terrifying truth we now must face — no matter how vigilant we may be, it will be incredibly difficult to protect ourselves from the radicals hidden among our own countrymen.

Now an innocent man's blood stains the granite Cenotaph, spilled not by a foreign enemy, but by an enemy within.

[SrsSam77]

2 much drama 4 me, canadians are acting like this is 9/11. also what were the gunman's motives
/r/ing @zwimmy

[rtil]

how long until canada gets its own patriot act?

[ExBerian]

how long until canada gets its own patriot act?

*Maple act

[valiums]

Why so many i > l typos in that article, yo.

[valiums]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING EBOLA:
PROPER PROCEDURES FOR VIRUS-ACQUISITION PREVENTION
(FULL) Ebola In Town - Shadow, D-12 & Kuzzy of 2kings (Liberia)
If Ebola is in town:
1. Don't touch your friends.
2. No touching.
3. No eating something.
4. Don't touch your friends.
5. No kissing.
6. No eating something.

[crackers]

"when you're the only person in the village without ebola"

[michaell]

now that i think about it i dont think poland had any spree killers

at least in modern history

guns per 100 residents     Rank(2014)

Poland   1.3                      142   


maybe thats why

in juxtaposition

United States   90.0             1   


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country

[SrsSam77]

the lack of violence is from the troglodytification of the polish people due to all the sweet sweet kvass :^)
on a serious note though more violence in the u.s. is done with melee weapons or fists than with guns, and even with gun violence, a large percent of that is from illegal firearms not carried by responsible citizens.