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Philip K Dick

July 26, 2014 04:44 AM
post all you're're're cool dad stuff here



crackers

#1
July 26, 2014 10:56 AM

zwimmy

#2
July 26, 2014 12:25 PM
i dont have any jokes or memes for this thread so here's an actual pic of my dad

BluPhoenix

#3
July 26, 2014 03:44 PM
my dad in his natural habitat

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

SrsSam77

#4
July 26, 2014 10:07 PM

soup

#5
July 27, 2014 12:35 AM

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

ExBerian

#6
July 27, 2014 03:04 AM
I think mine wanted me aborted and now lives in Pennsylvania, orsomethinglikethat.

crackers

#7
August 1, 2014 05:24 PM
boring

Necronomitr0n

#8
August 1, 2014 07:20 PM
post more rad dads
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Philip K Dick

#9
August 4, 2014 05:40 AM
heres an actual picture of my dad

Bamyasi

#10
August 4, 2014 06:21 AM

zwimmy

#11
August 4, 2014 07:06 AM
oh HELL no

crackers

#12
August 4, 2014 02:38 PM

SrsSam77

#13
August 4, 2014 05:27 PM
crackers has the right idea

creamcorn

#14
August 4, 2014 06:17 PM
i like the before better

rtil

#15
August 4, 2014 07:47 PM

bd648

#16
August 5, 2014 12:04 AM
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐ Cheers!

dilly

#17
August 5, 2014 04:55 AM

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

valiums

#18
August 5, 2014 05:37 AM

DAD JOKES







DAD JOKES

naturally

#19
August 5, 2014 09:14 PM
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