Godzilla more like

soup · June 22, 2014 07:25 PM

crackers · June 22, 2014 07:59 PM

hate it when i get these stupid unrelated gifs as a reply it's like you little shits can't even formulate a reply so instead go to the fucking extent of linking me to a STUPID FUCKING REACTION PICTURE WOW ANIME SO COOL:) FUCK YOU ALL CUNTS

rtil · June 22, 2014 10:41 PM

get mad son

crackers · June 22, 2014 10:48 PM

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soup · June 22, 2014 10:48 PM

i was just copying the blue anime man sorry i got peer pressured

crackers · June 22, 2014 10:51 PM

yeah but he's a moron, i'd rather take direction from fucking stevie wonder

crackers · June 22, 2014 10:52 PM

like seriously i dont know how you can actually be peer pressured by such an unoriginal GIF SPAMMING cunt

crackers · June 22, 2014 10:52 PM

jesus christ i quit someone ban me or something i give up i've had enough please just fucking fun house me or anything

rtil · June 22, 2014 10:52 PM

anyway back on topic your joke sucked so unless you have anything more to say about godzilla then we are done here

BluPhoenix · June 23, 2014 02:13 AM

Quote from: wop on June 22, 2014 07:59 PM
hate it when i get these stupid unrelated gifs

soup · June 23, 2014 02:22 AM

godzilla more like shodzilla

thats a lie the movie was decent

Bamyasi · June 23, 2014 11:24 AM

It was okay, kind of boring. Godzilla 2000 is still the best as far as remakes go.

Quote from: wop on June 22, 2014 12:22 PM
someone laugh for fuck's sake, I read over my post and it's still funny you humourless cunts

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Pacific Rimjob was fucking awful.

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crackers · June 28, 2014 01:29 AM

greats minds think alike *laughs* *passes joint to friend* *friendship*

creamcorn · June 28, 2014 01:38 AM

i saw this movie last week with someone and it was shit
godzilla was so melodramatic falling down slowmo all the time and giving cranstons son 'the look'
it reminded me of that pokemon movie with the legendary birds

1 1/2 stars

rtil · June 28, 2014 03:06 AM

Quote from: creamcorn on June 28, 2014 01:38 AM
godzilla was so melodramatic falling down slowmo all the time

godzilla is large. while he would fall just as fast as anything else, it takes him longer to displace his mass than something smaller. and we have to see him from a distance to get his scale, which would make this effect stronger. he would appear to fall slowly in real life as well. maybe not as slow as in the film, but it would look stupid if he fell quickly.

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and giving cranstons son 'the look'

???

creamcorn · June 28, 2014 03:45 AM

Quote from: rtil on June 28, 2014 03:06 AM
Quote from: creamcorn on June 28, 2014 01:38 AM
godzilla was so melodramatic falling down slowmo all the time
godzilla is large. while he would fall just as fast as anything else, it takes him longer to displace his mass than something smaller. and we have to see him from a distance to get his scale, which would make this effect stronger. he would appear to fall slowly in real life as well. maybe not as slow as in the film, but it would look stupid if he fell quickly.

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and giving cranstons son 'the look'
???

yeah but then he decided to ignore physics and slap that insect thing REALLY FAST with his tail in that one shot. guess he was just moving slowmo on purpose that whole time

and dont tell me you didnt notice those 3 or 4 times where godzilla fell down and gave soldier son ONE LAST LOOK before he 'died' as if he failed him or something

melodramatic crap movie went to shit after cranston died and ken watanabe couldnt save it with the same intense stare throughout the rest of the movie 0.83 stars

creamcorn · June 28, 2014 03:47 AM

that being said i do recommend it if you like to laugh at bad movies

rtil · June 28, 2014 04:17 AM

godzilla's tail has less mass displacement than his entire body. his tail was also extremely close to the camera. physics isn't playing as much of a role in this as gravity and simple visual perception rules are. that being said, it is a movie, and vfx animators have to kind of use their imagination since godzilla doesn't exist.

i do recall one scene where godzilla saw cranston jr after he had already fallen and then a bunch of dust and debris obscured his head and i didn't find it particularly melodramatic. i'm actually curious why you thought it was melodramatic because nothing melodramatic happened. the scene was shot, in my opinion, to show that godzilla doesn't give a fuck about the fact that there are humans all around him. there wasn't any swelling of music, there wasn't even much sound in that scene. it would have been melodramatic if godzilla had shed a tear and a sad orchestra came in or something to that effect. but nothing like that happened.

creamcorn · June 28, 2014 04:36 AM

alright before i get myself trapped into a rtil debate to the death and ten more physics lessons im just gonna nitpick these things and then leave 5ever

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physics isn't playing as much of a role in this as gravity and simple visual perception rules are.

thats physics

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godzilla doesn't exist.

you dont say

rtil · June 28, 2014 04:46 AM

Quote from: creamcorn on June 28, 2014 04:36 AM

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physics isn't playing as much of a role in this as gravity and simple visual perception rules are.
thats physics

sort of. gravity plays a role in modern newtonian physics. but we're only talking about gravity, here. it's like having a discussion about silicon and saying we're talking about computers.

and motion parallax has nothing to do with physics. it's a byproduct of depth perception in stereoscopic vision.