Shit on your newsfeed

slack · February 27, 2014 08:51 PM

one time i put two big macs together and ate them like one bigass burger

JasonDog · February 27, 2014 10:11 PM

Just baby pictures are on my feed but I'm not bothered about them.

crackers · February 28, 2014 04:32 PM

Quote from: JasonDog on February 27, 2014 10:11 PM
Just baby pictures are on my feed but I'm not bothered about them.

I bet you are bothered by them, you raging pedophile

crackers · March 2, 2014 12:27 PM

Mild curry can be a right kick in the teeth! She better curry up before korma gets her! Honestly, should've naan better!!

crackers · March 4, 2014 08:46 PM

What's the worst that could happen?! Ha ha! He gets herpes.

Bamyasi · March 4, 2014 09:00 PM

Quote from: wop on March 2, 2014 12:27 PM
Honestly, should've naan breader!!

Fixed, you loaf.

Kött · March 4, 2014 11:49 PM

Quote from: wop on March 4, 2014 08:46 PM

What's the worst that could happen?! Ha ha! He gets herpes.

How do these people even get laid?

bd648 · March 5, 2014 12:16 AM

they breed with people like them
it's frightening

crackers · March 5, 2014 12:35 AM

she's nb but, he's probably packing some serious firepower downstairs

cant see any other reason she'd be with an utter roaster like him

crackers · March 5, 2014 12:39 AM

Wow Shanice, you really showed him!

Watch out ladies, the Slackdog is back in town!! Now that his eczema has all cleared up you can all go back to desperately wanting to bounce on his dick!! That's going be his STONKER of a pick up line for the night! 'Feel my face ladies, eczema free and easy'!

BluPhoenix · March 5, 2014 01:28 AM

so glad i got all this commentary that comes with the pictures

it's like i'm actually watching tosh.o

Bamyasi · March 5, 2014 04:04 AM

WoC please stop ruining my idyllic vision of the UK and surrounding isles.

crackers · March 5, 2014 04:29 PM

Gingers do have souls! Love the wank-sock in the background! If anything's going to get her back, it'll be crying like an absolute poofter! Clickity-clack, oh sorry that's just my GEIGER (pronounced GAYGER) counter detecting intense amounts of FAGGOT RADIATION.

Going to need an ambulance after seeing that!!

If you guys thought you had it tough, just feast your eyes on the fucking MENTAL bastard that Kirsty has to put up with!!! Take that orange out of your mouth Mark, you haven't even peeled it yet you absolute pie!! Why anyone would ever let Mark near a fruit bowl is beyond me, the boy is a fruit bowl!?!?!!?

soup · March 5, 2014 05:57 PM

you are lord of your domain brother

[spoiler]aka, this thread.[/spoiler]

crackers · March 5, 2014 06:57 PM

Thanks it's this quality patter that gets me laid

Haha! Classic Jamie. Legend. He must've forgotten to stir it after 30 seconds...Or maybe forgot to place it on some tinfoil and a spoon to supercharge it??? Hey Jamie did you know if you put your dick in a toaster it starts raining pound coins? Never mind, the flux capacitor seems to have had some artificial damage prior to the microwaving... AKA you were dropped on your head!!

Just a little snapshot into the life of your beloved wop. I am a funny boy

crackers · March 8, 2014 08:25 PM

Wow Joel, you've poked so many holes in it! Who on earth let this psychopath near a biscuit tin?! I think someone needs to join an anger management class right away!!! Lord Farquaad eat your heart - or rather, gingerbread man - out!!!!!!

creamcorn · March 8, 2014 10:22 PM

Quote from: Blue anime man on March 5, 2014 01:28 AM
so glad i got all this commentary that comes with the pictures

it's like i'm actually watching tosh.o

crackers · March 8, 2014 11:59 PM

what's tosh

crackers · March 9, 2014 12:08 PM

You're having cheeky wee doob... and a cloud of smoke appears?!!! Well I'm stumped mate!!!!! We're definitely going to have to phone Scooby, or rather, 'Dooby' and the gang to solve this mystery?!!!?!?

JasonDog · March 10, 2014 04:04 AM

I am not a pedophile, this user had no reason to call me one.

I have never been to Download and never been a fan of LostProphets either.