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November 23, 2013 08:36 PM Last Edit: February 18, 2019 02:17 AM by ExBerian

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Binary_2

#1
November 23, 2013 09:15 PM
Go out and buy pizza hookers



rtil

#2
November 23, 2013 10:36 PM
shit i dunno, you still kinda have to wait until you're 21 to do anything really crazy

you could be an official lolicon though

zwimmy

#3
November 23, 2013 10:37 PM
Quote from: rtil on November 23, 2013 10:36 PM
shit i dunno, you still kinda have to wait until you're 21 to do anything really crazy

you could be an official lolicon though
lmao america

in yurop you can drink when you're like 16

anyways, happy birthday duder!

rtil

#4
November 23, 2013 10:39 PM
here's a handy guide for underage drinking laws by state

Bamyasi

#5
November 24, 2013 04:52 AM
Quote from: zwimmy on November 23, 2013 10:37 PM
Quote from: rtil on November 23, 2013 10:36 PM
you could be an official lolicon though
lmao america
Isn't Lolicon illegal in Canada? Umm yeah owned.

Also happy birthday~

cipher

#6
November 24, 2013 06:49 PM
dry ice and knives.


have fun

BluPhoenix

#7
November 24, 2013 10:12 PM
Quote from: cipher on November 24, 2013 06:49 PM
dry ice and knives.


have fun

frrrrrrrt
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

bd648

#8
November 25, 2013 11:27 PM
everything fun is banned over here.
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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basketweaver

#9
November 25, 2013 11:46 PM
Quote from: ExBerian on November 25, 2013 08:37 PM
Quote from: basketweaver on November 25, 2013 05:23 AM
buy cigarillos if you don't live in New Jersey
They are banned in New Jersey?

in NJ you can't buy tobacco unless you're 19

in most other states it's 18

Kött

#10
November 26, 2013 01:04 AM
Wow... the US.
You guys actually learn to drive before you learn to drink. Probably one of your biggest mistakes.
:3

soup

#11
November 26, 2013 01:31 AM
finally 18 hey you can come to britland

we can drink lots fall over and hit our heads off things.

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

zwimmy

#12
November 26, 2013 02:21 AM
Quote from: Kött on November 26, 2013 01:04 AM
Wow... the US.
You guys actually learn to drive before you learn to drink. Probably one of your biggest mistakes.
it actually seems logical to learn how to drive before drinking, but leave it to america to fuck it up somehow

soup

#13
November 26, 2013 05:39 AM
of course not, i am but a poor art student

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Bamyasi

#14
November 26, 2013 12:51 PM
You should buy a gun and shoot up a strip club while smoking tobacco rolled in a porn mag.

SHADOWFOX2

#15
November 26, 2013 01:58 PM
My vote comes to simply not being home until 11:01pm
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creamcorn

#16
December 4, 2013 09:20 AM
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

Kött

#17
December 4, 2013 01:15 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on November 26, 2013 02:21 AM
Quote from: Kött on November 26, 2013 01:04 AM
Wow... the US.
You guys actually learn to drive before you learn to drink. Probably one of your biggest mistakes.
it actually seems logical to learn how to drive before drinking, but leave it to america to fuck it up somehow

statistics, baby
:3

bd648

#18
December 5, 2013 12:24 AM
Quote from: basketweaver on November 25, 2013 11:46 PM
Quote from: ExBerian on November 25, 2013 08:37 PM
Quote from: basketweaver on November 25, 2013 05:23 AM
buy cigarillos if you don't live in New Jersey
They are banned in New Jersey?

in NJ you can't buy tobacco unless you're 19

in most other states it's 18


wait what? i don't know anything about that.
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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