I'm apparently getting married soon

[psi43]

Hey there, TBA folks.

For those of you who've been wondering what I've been up to lately, since I haven't been online much at all in the past week or so, I've had the craziest week of my life.
It all began on the 26th of March, where I went out to party with some friends. We went into a club and I - like the player I am - got myself a girl relatively quickly in the club. We hung out and were drinking quite a handful of shots, resulting in us getting quite trashed towards the end of the night.

I asked that lady, whose name is Maria, if she wanted to stay over at my place for the night and she happily agreed. One thing lead to another and we had sex, completely protected sex at first, until the condom ripped and neither of us noticed. To make a long story short, she's pregnant, with what she claims to be my child.
Now I don't particularly like Maria for her character and just took her home with me for her looks, but since I'm a responsible person, I told her that I'd be there to raise the child with her, if she would decide to keep it.

Let's get to the "I'm getting married" part, because that is crazy part of the story. Maria is Spanish, as are her parents; they're probably the most catholic people I've ever met and they did NOT take kindly to me impregnating their daughter at all. They're basically forcing us to get married, otherwise they wouldn't support us in any way, shape or form. Truth be told, without their support there's no way the child could live a normal life, since both Maria and I are not earning any money of our own, we're both still students.

So yeah, they set an ultimatum, telling us to get married before the birth of our child, or else their support with everything is off the table. We're looking at convenient dates for that currently, but we think that some time during the summer holidays will be a good time to get that shit behind us.

go me!

[BluPhoenix]

three cheers for not being an asshole

congratulations, psi

[slack]

the whores roped in another one i see

[Kött]

lmfao holy FUCK dude! That's so bizarre, it could be from a comedy. The girl with the most catholic parents ever, going for a one night stand... and then you get an outcome like this...

Well, you can either consider it the biggest slip of your life for completely turning it upside down and forcing yourself into marriage at such an early age... or, if everything goes well, you might actually laugh about it and consider it a lucky incident in a couple of years.
I mean, you will have a family, which is something that probably most of us are aiming for at some point... however, that point about saying that you didn't particularly like her for her character makes me wonder... either you are simply not yet ready for this mentally, or you actually noticed that she's the exact opposite of your type later on. Could as well be a mix of both...

If you mean it and you actually do want to be the responsible person that you claim to be, try to get used to the situation and make the most of it.
If not, you might reconsider your principles. You do seem determined enough to go for the former option, but you should also be convinced that you are making the right decision for your own happiness. And if you haven't grown to love her yet, you should start learning it if you actually want to spend the rest of your days with this girl. Remember that you are being forced into this due to religious principles which are clearly outdated in our modern day and age, so if you actually decide to go through with it, find a better reason for it in the process than these mere principles. Do it wholeheartedly, so you will still be able to find your own happiness.

[creamcorn]

isnt there a german equivalent to maury? this might not be your child dude! get a dna test.

[cipher]

 

[zwimmy]

OMGLOL FUNNY

[Evelynn]

Wuts april 1st?

[psi43]

april fools

[psi43]

I dumped her of course

[rtil]

kott is today's #1 sucker

[psi43]

kott is today's #1 sucker

rude
kott is a cool guy, sorry for making you write that post for nothing kott lmao.

oh and #1 sucker is still Chupa Chups.

[BluPhoenix]

you lied to me you fucker

fucker

[Kött]

LOL NA I FOOLD YOU ALL AND U FELL FOR IT I WAS JUST ACTING LIKE A NOOB PWND!











lelye... I guess you kinda lose track of certain thing when you're on your break and none of your family members or friends really sticks to these old customs...
But hey, you spent quite some time on this elaborate lil piece as well... at least I didn't write a half a novel for a random copypasta.

[psi43]

LOL NA I FOOLD YOU ALL AND U FELL FOR IT I WAS JUST ACTING LIKE A NOOB PWND!











lelye... I guess you kinda lose track of certain thing when you're on your break and none of your family members or friends really sticks to these old customs...
But hey, you spent quite some time on this elaborate lil piece as well... at least I didn't write a half a novel for a random copypasta.

yeah, I only realized that it was April the first thanks to a sc2 related article I saw on facebook.
also the story from the first post was based on something that happened to me last year (no marriage and it turned out the lady wasn't pregnant either tho), so your post wasn't for nothing!

[Flash]

sex was a week ago. certain of pregnancy.
bunch of bakas

[psi43]

sex was a week ago. certain of pregnancy.
bunch of bakas

I was actually thinking about that as I wrote the post. I went with it anyways lmao.

[lasse]

it seems you know your audience

[Sinitron]

i didn't read this on april first and didn't read the date and i still raised an eyebrow thinking "not even psi could be this retarded"

[psi43]

it seems you know your audience

got more than 6 and a half years of experience with you guys!