last person to post in this thread gets $13

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soup

#760
April 12, 2015 08:57 PM
cruisin around town wasted my man JC in the back and i cry "jesus, take the wheel" and he tells me "no can do child, but for $13" and with a sly wink he motions towards the laptop on the passenger seat, a funhouse tab already open

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

SrsSam77

#761
April 13, 2015 03:30 AM
Sounds like that guy is a false prophet
also what the fuck would you do with 13 dollars?
isn't that like one and a half haggis-spanglers in scotland?

soup

#762
April 13, 2015 04:26 AM
i could buy 3 lasagnas from tesco you uncultured swine

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

SrsSam77

#763
April 13, 2015 06:10 AM
Buying horsemeat lasagnaes with SLACKS 13 dollars? inconceivable!

slack

#764
April 18, 2015 02:04 PM
what is happening in here

SrsSam77

#765
April 18, 2015 02:47 PM
great britain

valiums

#766
April 23, 2015 06:16 AM
post

rtil

#767
April 23, 2015 11:01 AM
counter-post

SrsSam77

#768
April 23, 2015 09:10 PM
riposte

soup

#769
April 23, 2015 09:51 PM
AAAAAAAAAA

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

SrsSam77

#770
April 23, 2015 10:01 PM
fencepost

Necronomitr0n

#772
April 24, 2015 07:58 AM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

valiums

#773
April 24, 2015 08:28 AM
angry three-paragraph-long pseudo-intellectual rebuttal

valiums

#774
April 24, 2015 08:30 AM
hastily-typed qualification of, and semi-apology for, above post in attempt to save face

slack

#775
April 24, 2015 12:23 PM
Quote from: valiums on April 24, 2015 08:30 AM
hastily-typed qualification of, and semi-apology for, above post in attempt to save face

further shitposting

soup

#776
April 24, 2015 01:01 PM Last Edit: April 24, 2015 01:05 PM by soup

  • Denial and Isolation

  • Anger

  • Bargaining

  • Depression

  • Acceptance

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

valiums

#777
April 24, 2015 07:02 PM
how did you feel when you found out you wouldn't be getting the $13

Necronomitr0n

#778
April 24, 2015 08:36 PM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

soup

#779
April 24, 2015 10:56 PM
i felt $13 lighter

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."
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