last person to post in this thread gets $13

[valiums]

you think im here for the money but it is only a clever ruse
while you sit there sweating over your precious $13 i will do nothing
you will grow complacent
and then when you least expect it
i will open this can of Chaokoh Brand Young Coconut Juice with Pulp (Jugo de Coco & Pulpa) Manufactured By (Manufacturado Por) Thep Padung Porn Coconut Co. Ltd. 58-59 Phuttamonthon IV RD, Sampran. Nakhonpathom, Thailand. Tel: (662)622-1501-8, (662)813-1102-5.

so good

[valiums]

oh god i opened the can too early
my keikaku is ruined

double posting for great juicetaste

[rtil]

pls do not double post that is spam ~thebackalleys moderation staff

[soup]

not gonna lie, im here for the diddly dollaroos

[valiums]

im here to up my post count
if i get enough posts sempai will have to notice me

[slack]

even if we do notice you i'll still be $13 richer

[Stu4U]

Squidwards Suicide.

[valiums]

Sample Text

[crackers]

CUM

[slack]

my dudes we are at 30 pages

and still no winner

[crackers]

*cums in dollar notes*

[slack]

whatr

[SrsSam77]

gibe monies so I can go on dates plox

[rtil]

wtf kind of cheap ass date is worth $13

[slack]

dude you can eat like a king at mcd/burg for $13

i could get a shitload of tacos at taco johns for $13

or easily 3 times more tacos at taco bell

the sky's the limit, man

[SrsSam77]

wtf kind of cheap ass date is worth $13

It's called "thrifty" and I like my women like I like my indy games, not too expensive but with much too offer

[soup]

you mean nonexistent

[slack]

owned!!

[crackers]

haha it's funny cause Soup's gf is really fucking hot and because we share like 96% of our genes whenever he does the dirty it's like i've done it too #wickedsickmatehaha #money

[soup]

prick