ATTENTION FINE LADIES OF THE BUTT ALLEYWAYS

[Sinitron]

i'm making pancakes and bacon en masse by myself at 5 AM in the morning and you're not getting any fucking owned *belly swells to double size from good food consumption*

[Crabarms]

Just don't burn it.

[Sinitron]

oh i would do nothing of the sort i make my own food all the damn time

when the alternative is eating siberian gulag chow you quickly pick up on the art of cooking

[Sheepy]

I am a fine lady of the butt.

[Sinitron]

i was going to write something about you being a butt lady but i didn't remember any substantial reason to hate you right now (HIGH ON BACON FUMES) and the whole genderqueer thing is fucking confusing anyway

[BluPhoenix]

let's all make a midnight snack with blu!

blu's kind of really fucking hungry so we'll ask-

"blu? what are you doing?"
"making bacon and eggs."
"it's 11:30 at night, what on earth are you doing making bacon and eggs?"
"because i'm trapped inside mschat2.5."

we'll start with da eggs, seems simple enough


i will teach you how to use a spatula*

*do not hold spatula like this

good! now the bacon.


now, as zekey has suggested, we'll be using somethin to fix dis flavor up a lil


okay now we're waiting for the bacon to finish so here have a picture of my acne-scarred face while we wait


looks good to me


and bam, there ya go


that's a cup of oj, a cup of milk, bacon with garlic on it, and eggs with pepper and smoked paprika

bon apetite, niggas

[Sinitron]

help my thread is stretched like a gaping anus

[Sheepy]

i was going to write something about you being a butt lady but i didn't remember any substantial reason to hate you right now (HIGH ON BACON FUMES) and the whole genderqueer thing is fucking confusing anyway

thank you

[trent bortknob]

bacon is vegan right

[rtil]

sure why not

[psi43]

bacon is vegan right

only the white part.

also what kind of pancakes? nothing on 'em? chocolate? stawberry? banana? applesauce?

geez thanks asshole now im hungry.

[Evelynn]

We need more tutorials like this :3

[slack]

that's not enough food nice try

[Kött]

Faggots! I was at Hooters yesterday and ate like a mayn. Pancakes are for wussies.

[trent bortknob]

yeah dude hooters doesn't have shitty food or anything

[slack]

that lady is wearing too much clothing, it's no hooters in my eyes

[Gladius]

yor'e gay freemen

[Kött]

It actually was the only Hooters in the UK and I really enjoyed the food.
First time ever my piss smelled like fried chicken the day after. Glorious

[slack]

why is it that at the bottom of the first page of every thread i can't remember what the thread is about anymore?

[ZennyPLUS]

why is it that at the bottom of the first page of every thread i can't remember what the thread is about anymore?

not much to remember here.