<Oh god, what do I say?! Quick, think of something witty and impressive>

[Gilthwixt]

<Shit, you're crashing and burning already, just go with something normal>

Hi there. My screen name is kind of weird so just call me Gil. I'm Scott-Pilgrim years old and nobody likes me because of it

<God damn nobody likes overt references to pop culture, or for that matter, people who self-depreciate through faked internal monologues, just chill>

I first saw Rtil's Metropolis Circuit when it debuted on Newgrounds during the days when I had nothing better to do than watch flash animation and lurk on forums. <See how things come full circle>

Hence, why I'm here. I used to be part of a tight knit circle of friends online from all over the world, that eventually fell apart as time went on, so hopefully The Back Alleys can be a fitting new home. <Please don't kick me out>

Hopefully if I hang around funny, creative types long enough maybe some of it'll rub off. I'm technically a Digital Media student but don't have much to show for it yet. Not anything I'm proud of anyway. <God damn lazy ass leech>


Anyway, yes, I am a little awkward/strange at times. Figured I'd clear that up right away. No, I won't make posts like this with any sort of frequency, just...setting the bar low so I don't have to worry about any sort of "standards" later. Hopefully you'll come to actually like me as time goes on.

[rtil]

we're always open to new people, welcome and thanks for visiting the chat:)

[bd648]

I'm a robot. hi there. Are you having a nice day?

[ExBerian]

Hello ^^

[Sheepy]

Where have you gone, my beloved gilthwixt?

[Gilthwixt]

flarff

What about avant-garde poetry?

I'm a robot. hi there. Are you having a nice day?

Not so sure anymore. It was going great until I learned robots now have sentient A.I. - just how long until Skynet goes live and the Boston Dynamics Big Dog and Cheetah get weaponized?

we're always open to new people, welcome and thanks for visiting the chat:)

YOU'RE TOO KIND, GREAT LEADER

Where have you gone, my beloved gilthwixt?

Beloved? I...uh....oh my...*sweats*

Hello ^^

Greetings, from the only blue state in the south!

[ZennyPLUS]

You sound like you rp well.

[Gilthwixt]

You sound like you rp well.

Haven't really done too much RPing. This is actually my internal monologue. I guess if the role was "incredibly self-conscious and socially awkward dude" then yeah I could play that role pretty well.

[Sinitron]

hitler

[Sinitron]

don't EVER open your mouth again homo

[shmeckelbutt]

welcome