FUCK GERMANS AND FUCK AMERICANS FOR NOT NUKING THEM

[Sinitron]

WHY CAN'T THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF THESE FUCKING INEPT PIGFUCKS LEARN BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH

THERE'S FUCKING 5 OF THEM AND NOT ONE OF THEM SPEAKS ANYTHING BUT FUCKING KRAUTESE YET THEY INSIST ON RUNNING AROUND EUROPE EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO SPEAK THEIR SHIT LANGUAGE

COME ON *FIVE* OF THEM AND ENGLISH IS LIKE A FUCKING GERMANIC LANGUAGE ANYWAY

AND

THEY FUCKING PARKED IN FRONT OF MY DOOR I HAVE TO WEASEL AROUND LIKE I WAS SOME INCREDIBLY TINY AND NOT-MUSCULAR PIECE OF SHIT TO GET INTO MY APARTMENT

AND I GOT KINDER EGGS TODAY?? BUT 2 OF THEM HAD GAY SHIT IN THEM NOT WORTH KEEPING (THE LAST ONE HAD A PRETTY COOL HIPPO) AND THE CHOCOLATE TASTED MORE LIKE COCKOLATE

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

[lasse]

[Kooh]

[Masonbear]

[Greenkitten]

I thought Kinder Surprise were banned in America.

[Sinitron]

jokes on you dipshit i'm not american

[rtil]

you can get kinder surprise and many other europan candies at certain stores, there is a place in my city called world market that has a lot of interesting ethnic foods and candies

[Sheepy]

God save the Queen.

[ZennyPLUS]

God save the Queen.

God Save The Apples.

[lasse]

you can get kinder surprise and many other europan candies at certain stores, there is a place in my city called world market that has a lot of interesting ethnic foods and candies

feels weird to classify kinder eggs as ethnic food

[Kött]

WHY CAN'T THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF THESE FUCKING INEPT PIGFUCKS LEARN BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH

Because we literally dub everything on tv and that includes stuff like Breaking Bad and Jackass. The majority of Germans are fucking noobs in English because they never fucking use it. It might seem kinda weird to people who are fluent in English as their second language due to their cultural circumstances, but hey, at least we don't feel superior for being one step closer to complete americanization.

THEY FUCKING PARKED IN FRONT OF MY DOOR I HAVE TO WEASEL AROUND LIKE I WAS SOME INCREDIBLY TINY AND NOT-MUSCULAR PIECE OF SHIT

I can relate to that... fuck

[Kött]

you can get kinder surprise and many other europan candies at certain stores, there is a place in my city called world market that has a lot of interesting ethnic foods and candies

feels weird to classify kinder eggs as ethnic food

[rtil]

well, "ethnic" to people in the states i'd imagine. i doubt many americans know what kinder eggs are

[Masonbear]

well, "ethnic" to people in the states i'd imagine. i doubt many americans know what kinder eggs are

im one of those americans =]

[zhicago]

the last time i had kinder eggs, it had a happy feet penguin in it

never again

[Masonbear]

XD

[bd648]

Dang i used to love those when i was i small child. its too bad that there are no more here any more.

[Sinitron]

WTF those things were BADASS before

you'd get like locomotives and statues of western heroes and shit

and at some point there was a collection of frogs and crocodiles and stuff which were actually pretty dumb

but that croc with the skirt and pink lips was kind of ATTRACTIVE

(for a tiny plastic piece of shit)

[Masonbear]

WTF those things were BADASS before

you'd get like locomotives and statues of western heroes and shit

and at some point there was a collection of frogs and crocodiles and stuff which were actually pretty dumb

but that croc with the skirt and pink lips was kind of ATTRACTIVE

(for a tiny plastic piece of shit)

i love that!! "(for a tiny plastic piece of shit)"

[lasse]

inspired by this thread i bought a 3pack today

got a jigsaw puzzle, some shitty plane that wouldn't fly and a smurf