What's wrong?

[lasse]

come on you can talk to me, I'm here for you

[rtil]

Does anyone else remember 'penis inspection day' in elementary school ? asked all my friends and no one seems to remember it, Once a week after gym one by one the gym teacher would take us into his office we would drop our pants and he would pull our foreskin back and cup our testicles to make sure we were developing properly and being clean. Surely i'm not the only one who remembers this.

[Flash]

i hate my daddy. my daddy is never home. today i got my yellow belt at karate school... he wasn't there for the ceremony. he promised he'd go see me! but he said he had some important business in the stock market. i hate dad! i hope he turns into a dog forever! because the only way he'll ever redeem himself to me is by being adorable! [sounds of voodoo thunder]

[Crabarms]

Unlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

[DrRumack]

whats wrong????? ill tell ya whats wrong. i dont

[BluPhoenix]

[redmongoose]

Is it posable that im a fag?
i ust ta have a girlfriend and i loved having sex with her and stuff but when we broke up i was all mest up and got diagnosed with an anxiety disorder and kinda avoidad everyone but now that im kinda getting Better i hung out with this girl and i think that shes attractive and everything but i got realy nerves when she started touching me and what not and i didn't realy quit no what to do to her and all my friends think that im a homo cuz i dont get out my house and hang out with any girls and its not that im not interested or attracted to women because i am i think im just nerves about being a fag or something

[trent bortknob]

Does anyone else remember 'penis inspection day' in elementary school ? asked all my friends and no one seems to remember it, Once a week after gym one by one the gym teacher would take us into his office we would drop our pants and he would pull our foreskin back and cup our testicles to make sure we were developing properly and being clean. Surely i'm not the only one who remembers this.

haha whats this from

[Kött]

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I'm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I'm fucked up.

[creamcorn]

I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty.
I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

[zhicago]

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[creamcorn]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[etch]

I was at fuckin' Mcdonalds (where I work part time) and this 9 year old kid came in and she ordered a happy meal. I smiled and served her with no problem; whilst I was cleaning up the place when we were less busy, I went over to the table to clear it up. She had left her happy meal box on the table and I saw something shining a little; it was purple velvet panties she had put in the happy meal box for some strange reason. At first I was disgusted but then the aroma of the panties tingled my nose and made me smile a little; a voice at the back of my head said "pocket them now." I looked around to see if anybody was looking; I checked again to see if my mom (yes.. she is my boss at work FOR FUCKS SAKE WHO CARES? OK.. JUST CAUSE I WORK WITH HER GOD..) was looking as she has eyes like a fuckin' hawk, she weren't so I walked upstairs and cleaned the upstairs bit. Soon, I was told to go on my break, I went into the lounge room and since it was about 9.00pm, the staff lounge was empty.

The aroma of the panties tingled my nose again, the voice at the back of my head was muttering I couldn't take it anymore, my palms began to sweat a little and I grimaced. In a fluidic motion I placed the 9 year old girls panties over my head and strecthed them around my face. I drew out my dick and began to masturbate, my hand was massaging my cock softly and gradually I began to start wanking faster and faster and before long I was masturbating violently with a 9 year old girls panties covering my face.

I heard footsteps and my heart began to race, I could honestly feel my stomache do a sumersault and my heart was smashing itself against my ribcage; the footsteps got closer and closer but I couldnt stop myself something kept making me masturbate for a prolonged amount of time. I heard the footsteps on the landing and coming nearer and nearer to the staff lounge, the person swung open the door and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel air", I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the liscence plate said "fresh" and there was a dice in the mirror, if anything I would say this cab was rare but I said "ey na forget it, yo holmes to bel air!" I pulled up at the house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I went to my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the fresh prince of Bel Air.

[trent bortknob]

i actually like the taste of donuts better when they're from the trash. i think eileen is hot without her glasses on.

[naturally]

[Sheepy]

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear's. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

[rtil]

yesterday i turned 11 but it was the worst birthday ever =[ my gf broke up with me after a week . i was so in love with her. this song is helping me feel happy again and reminds me of the times i spent with her. she is the love of my life and i cant believe she's gone </3 i sit in my room alone and cut myself while this song plays. i know i will die alone but at least i have blink-182

[put]

i stick pizza crust up my butt when i get mad at my mom, i do this because it makes her take me to the emergency room and makes her mad. whats another way to get back at her?

[lasse]

I know it a little late to rant about this but thats because it didnt hit me until now. But anyways, WHAT THE FUCK. I got the WORST FUCKING CHIRSTMAS PRESENTS EVER. My parents don't know about ANYTHING I like at all >_<" I went downstairs, right? and there's a Chirstmas Tree, and I looked in awe at all the presents. I'm an only child (thank GOD) And so I like, gazed like in awe at all the presensts that were all for me! Yay! But this is what I got...

-A book on how to draw figures (too bad it's not the style I want to draw in.)

-A bunch of pencils for the book on how to draw figures

-A bunch of shampoo bottles (No, seriously.)

-Like a bazillion shirts that were like really really really really ugly.

-200 dollars from my aunt's friend who lives over in San Fransisco, which is also a downer because last year she gave me 400 dollars, 200 dollars as a bonus, because I was going to trun 16 in February.

-A book on the Japansese language because apparently I don't know enough. りょうしん です ほんとう ばか。>_<" (That means my parents are dumb. Hahaha)

-An Xbox360, even though I fucking hate HALO which is like the only game for the Xbox360. Not to mention it's like a year too late for that. If I wanted an Xbox360 I would have wanted it last year when my friend was getting one. >_<" Even so, I really REALLY wanted a PS3, but when I told my parents this they said that they couldn't afford it was too expensive and there's an economic decline and blahblahblah. But they could still somehow aford all these other gifts! The Xbox360 is like a fucking NEGATIVE GIFT. That red eye thing isn't awesome at all. I always say "The reason they call it an Xbox360 is because when you see it at the store, you turn 360 degrees and walk away."

-A DVD of Conqueror of Shambala, well at least it's FMA related but I already watched the whole series for free online.

So yeah a bunch of useless "gifts" my parents pulled out their butts. I swear sometimes I think the world is out to make me fucking miserable.

[trent bortknob]

^ nooooooooooooooooooooooo