What's wrong?

[trent bortknob]

that one can't be real

[valiums]

りょうしん です ほんとう ばか。

[rtil]

it's not, it's from a deviantart troll account. i cant be assed to find it, but it's full of journals like that.

[psi43]

__>Be nine yrs old.
    >playing Pokemon on my gameboy whilst taking a dump
    >Hadn't wiped yet
    >Mum screams I have to go
    >I have horrible poison ivy on my crotch (from camping the weekend before)
    >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants, and run to the bus
    >Girl I like sits next to me
    >I take out my gameboy
    >She starts whispering in my ear
    >I start sweating
    >I look down, the cream is seeping through my jeans
    >Making it look like I cummed
    >She notices...I notice
    >Open my bag and get some tissues
    >Spill my fucking spaghetti all over my lap
    >I start sweating more when i realize I forgot to wipe my ass
    >The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
    >Bus gets to school and i try and run to bathroom
    >Teacher catches me - its penis inspection day
    >My surname is Allen, I have to go first
    >Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
    >I refuse
    >She wrestles me down and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
    >I Close my eyes and scream the Pokemon theme at the top of my lungs
    >She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, shit, cum, cream and poison ivy leaks out
    >She pukes on my dick
    >I run away and never go back.