the wiz

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ghostinglostfan

October 26, 2007 12:21 AM
the wiz

by armon pakdel

once upon a full moon there lived a beard'ed wizarde. thine wizarde had thrice cats. if one were to ask the wiz of the expanse of his vocabularie, one would surely be astonished to the paramount of its breadth.

one lustrous day, the wizarde made the decision to take a promenade through the wildwood forest. upon making this volition, he promptly farbled from his address and ascended down the steps proceeding him and his thrice'd cat.the wiz entree'd the forest with no hesitation. at once the guardian mongrel, the skög emerg'ed.

what business dö you have here? grunted thine skög.
why, only that of a travæling sorcerer, phonated the wiz.

Unfortunately, do to a translating error, the rest of this text is in Anglo-Saxon.

Þa cydde man me, þæt us mara hearm to fundode, þonne us wel licode: and þa for ic me sylf mid þam mannum þe me mid foron into Denmearcon, þe eow mæst hearm of com: and þæt hæbbe mid godes fultume forene forfangen, þæt eow næfre heonon forð þanon nan unfrið to ne cymð, þahwile þe ge me rihtlice healdað and min lif byð.

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Nadroj0711

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October 26, 2007 12:53 AM
yonder wiz doth indeede tickleth mein funnie bœn
'ello gov'na

ghostinglostfan

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October 29, 2007 12:04 AM

Nadroj0711

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October 29, 2007 03:53 AM
'ello gov'na

Necronomitr0n

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October 29, 2007 04:01 AM
lMOqqq
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Crabarms

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October 29, 2007 06:55 AM
My berries taste like burning....

Necronomitr0n

#6
November 2, 2007 03:35 PM
Armon's extensive knowledge of Olde english astounds me
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me
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