getting in bed with a beautiful woman

[shmeckelbutt]

still a creep i see

[sev]

i kind of lose respect for people every time i find out they still talk to that guy haha

[lasse]

im blissfully ignorant of what that lil creep has done, i just know hes a mexican and he added me on facebook for some reason, i just thought i could make a funny by asking a jesus

[Sheepy]

[Kött]

Women are delicate beings. You have to treat her like a princess, fulfill her every wish and show her that she is the only one for you. Some candles, a bit of aromatic oil and some lovely music can be really helpful. When both of you feel this wonderful tension in the air, you have to take a deep look into her eyes and tell her that you will always love her. Then spend the night with her holding hands and sweet talking until she eventually gives you the right vibes...
Oh and remember to pay the her before you leave

[lasse]

tl;dr

[Kooh]

im blissfully ignorant of what that lil creep has done, i just know hes a mexican and he added me on facebook for some reason, i just thought i could make a funny by asking a jesus

Que.

[lasse]

dfgshd

[Sheepy]

Buy her food.

S'all you need to do.

[Kooh]

light up some food, buy her some candles

[Sheepy]

It has to be good food too, anything that'll cause mouth orgasms and sad depression afterwards is probably the right choice. Chocolate cake for example, can't go wrong there.

[lasse]

we ate some hotdogs then we watched that movie kim jong il produced and then she had to go home

[lasse]

are you saying hot dogs arent enough?

[Sheepy]

Depends, was it real food or one of those plastic chew toys?

[lasse]

[etch]

is she asian

[creamcorn]

i was really hoping to find an actual answer here

[lasse]

is she asian

this thread is just about the general concept of getting in bet with a beautiful woman, asian or not

[Sheepy]

[lasse]

he's probably gotten in bed with all kinds of beautiful women