things that you enjoy despite...

[Sinitron]

"ONLY BIG DOO-DOO HEADZ CALL OTHER PEOPLE STUPID!!! I'M SMRAT!!!" (puts dick in beehive and shakes VIOLENTLY)

[trent bortknob]

well i guess idiots do it too, but i know you're not stupid.

[Kött]

nobody uses the word "fag" unless they are insecure/insincere.

Homosexuals? Females?
I think that argument alone is a device created by gays to make those who use it feel insecure... (not refering to you, just saying...)

what about 'nigger' i'm pretty sure my skin isn't dark

Well, maybe that actually is what makes you feel insecure... Sometimes I wish I would be black just so I could just run down the street and yell at everyone's face, "look at me! I'm a nigger!" That would be awesome

Don't get me wrong, I mean, I really like black people but
I just hate the fact that that there isn't a racist term, socially exclusively preserved to say for my own etnicity.

Oh and I guess I also like racist jokes, to get back on topic...

[Sinitron]

cracker, white trash, white devil, uhhh probably dozens more, i know i'm a 'fjordmonkey' for example (which sounds fucking STUPID)

[Sinitron]

you're a kraut btw

[Sinitron]

(dipshit)

[sev]

there's a difference between doing something you enjoy and telling the world about it

no shit, what does that have to do with anything

basically nobody needs to know what kott and magyar yank their unwashed foreskins to, and if they do decide to share it i would damn fucking well tell them to fuck off and call them fags without any insincerity or insecurity because it is really something that nobody needs or even wants to know

nobody uses the word "fag" unless they are insecure/insincere.

that's a pretty general statement, don't you think?

[Abnormal]

well animal collective and other "indie music" i guess. i enjoy it enough that i'm not embarrassed to tell people but omG hiPStERs Ha Ha you read pitchfork meida the blog ha  noboy actuly Likes That Music!!!!!!!

[Kött]

cracker, white trash, white devil, uhhh probably dozens more, i know i'm a 'fjordmonkey' for example (which sounds fucking STUPID)

Not really. The problem with these ones is that a black person could say them in public without causing the same shitstorm as a white guy, saying, writing or even hinting at the word "nigger", even if it is clearly meant in an unserious or ironic way while it works perfectly fine the other way around.

Of course white people have never gone through slavery, oppression and exploitation based on their etnicity but that lies way back...

you're a kraut btw

Damn right I am!
The Brits would also sometimes refer tu us as "the Huns" due to Germany's imperialistic megalomania but I don't really consider either of these terms insultung and they also don't have as much of a nice ring to them as "nigger" does. Fjordmonkey sounds lame as well.

(dipshit)

ye, I love you too

[naturally]

who gets offended by the word cracker?

you can't really say a lot to offend a white guy. at least there's nothing really i can think of.

[rtil]

you can't really say a lot to offend a white guy. at least there's nothing really i can think of.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/

Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people.  In fact, they don't even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about "flyover states").  As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended.  They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive.  When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples.  Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it's wrong to use the term "black" instead of "African-American," they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.

White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic.  Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops.  All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from "not racist" to "super not racist."

[naturally]

10/10 would read again

ty rtil, made my week

[Kött]

nice

[ZennyPLUS]

That blog is fun to read. Also I call African Americans "black" all the time. Though my white coworkers seem to cringe when I do.

[zhicago]

also i like putting french fries only on my mcdonalds burgers. i've never really known someone else to do that.

Haven't finished reading the thread yet but just wanted to say I can't imagine eating a McDonald's cheeseburger without putting a layer of fries on it first.

Ok lets see what's on pg 4.

[rtil]

i cant imagine eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger











































































HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

[Sinitron]

yeah man fuck mcdonalds you might as well eat your own faeces WTF

[emanhattan]

are you people human

[trent bortknob]

well animal collective and other "indie music" i guess. i enjoy it enough that i'm not embarrassed to tell people but omG hiPStERs Ha Ha you read pitchfork meida the blog ha  noboy actuly Likes That Music!!!!!!!

dude who cares? animal collective is hella good, and not just pitchfork says that. most music reviewers say that, and that's because they're a good band.

[rtil]

it's sad that "hella" is part of our vernacular today

what a stupid fucking word